The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.25.14

March 25th, 2014 // 368 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we bring you The Battle Of The Bitchface. Who will prevail? Will it be reigning champion and vagina cannon Kate Gosselin? Or will January Jones use the power of her frost gaze to defeat her? Wait, wait, there’s now a third challenger emerging with Booty Call star and the female Serena Williams, Vivica A. Fox throwing some serious shade on former Olympian and hybrid field mouse person Shawn Johnso– OH MY SWEET CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED THERE?!

[Ed. Note] The above reaction is also acceptable for this pic of The Hoff,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tiger Woods Derpface PGA News Conference
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    He’s starting to look Asian now.

  2. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    “Do you think I’m prettier than my father?”

  3. Jonah Hill Excited Hood Up Random Chick In Car Pikey Bar
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    “Let’s go buy booze for that party!”

  4. Nick Lachey Coco VH1 Morning Buzz
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    Ya know, he is aging gracefully. Nick is not looking bad either.

  5.  April Rose Bikini Andrew Schulz mtvU Spring Break 2014
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    Why do I get the feeling that April Rose is a pornstar? Is it that I hope she’s a pornstar? Hope. I haven’t felt that in long time.

  6. Jeremy Piven Dickprint Sweatpants Sandals
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    “No, no, Jeremy…We said dress METRO-sexual!”

  7. Charlotte Ross Cleavage Legs Youth For Human Rights International Celebrity Benefit
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    Long time no see, looking good

  8. Rachel Zoe Cleavage Side Boob Living In Style Inspiration And Advice for Everyday Glamour Tiffany & Co
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    Wow; she looks almost human

  9. Tobey Maguire Derpface Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Steamballs the Plummer
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    Really weird. He looks like somebody photoshopped the face of a 20 year old on a 45 year old’s body.

  10. Jonah Hill Excited Hood Up Random Chick In Car Pikey Bar
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    “If you think I’m going to fuck you without meeting Leo first, you’re wrong.”

    “It is you who is mistaken. About a great many things”

  11. Tobey Maguire Derpface Fat Belly Weight Gain
    ODwanKenObi
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    Tobey: “This how chicken walk?”

  12. Jonah Hill Excited Hood Up Random Chick In Car Pikey Bar
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    looks like he “borrowed’ Feldman’s main hooker…

  13. Micaela Schaefer Pulling Blouse Open Cleavage Duesseldorf Beauty Fair
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    OMG…I don’t ever recall seeing her face because she is usually nude or close to it. I miss those times.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Kanye West Covering Face
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    Still keeping the oversized leather pants industry in business I see.

  15. Vivica A Fox Bitchface Throwing Shade Side Eyeing Shawn Johnson Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    They got fat.

  16. Shawn Johnson Fat Weight Gain
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    Pretty girl, but she let herself go once she stopped gymnastics.

  17. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    She is definitely going to have a few sextapes. The only thing stopping her is the legal age limit, she must be pining to release one, counting the days until she turns 18.

  18. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    Things are about to get Black Snake Moan up in hurr.

  19. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
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    I didn’t know steroids made you high.

  20. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Throwing Shade Side Eyeing Lady Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    If she had taken other stuff to the face, she would not have 87 kids right now.

  21. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Over the years, Kris Jenner’s photography skills have certainly improved.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Kanye West Covering Face
    A. Wintour
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    Vogue, Sears catalog. Potato, patato.

  23. Giada De Laurentiis Fine Living TV Channel Presentation
    crb
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    “My forehead freaks you out? Me too. I just smile until my face hurts. What do you do to cope?”

  24. Anna Chlumsky Nipples See Through Dress Veep Season Three Premiere
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    Oh, I still would. I’ve had a boner for this chick since I first saw “My Girl”

  25. Tiger Woods Derpface PGA News Conference
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    Almost a billion dollars and can’t afford the right socks and a toupee from the John Travolta collection.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …he’s a fucking billionare who’s banged more hot pieces of ass than you and i put together …he can wear whatever socks and be as bald as he wants.

    • anonymous

      …and he is drinking Aquafina. Even I don’t drink Aquafina and I’m broke. :o)

  26. Ian McKellen Long Overcoat
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    “See, Nolte? It’s cool hobo, not just plain hobo.”

  27. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Robb7
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    Love these little cunts with their rantings of wanting privacy and then they go a show their privates!!

  28. Tobey Maguire Derpface Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    That Spider-Man must be good if he can stop giving a shit so early in life.

  29. Michelle Obama Malia Obama Sasha Obama Museum Of Terracotta Warriors Xian China
    Bonky
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    Malia is so tall. She grew out of her awkward stage and could actually
    be a model now. I don’t think mom and pop would like that, but
    she has the body for it and if they dolled her up she would be hot.

  30. Jonah Hill Excited Hood Up Random Chick In Car Pikey Bar
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    “Keep it together Amber (all strippers and whores are named Amber, right?) he has millions of dollars, he has millions of dollars, he will get me a role in his next movie”

  31. David Hasselhoff Fucked Up Face Acceleration 2014 Festival Presentation
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    “‘Scuse me… while I zap this fly…..”

  32. Micaela Schaefer Pulling Blouse Open Cleavage Duesseldorf Beauty Fair
    crb
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    WHAT THE F**K, FISH!? -The translation of ‘Micaela Schaefer’ from German to English is: ‘There shall be ze taint-stickers on ze ladyparts’.

    This is false advertising. I want answers!

  33. Charlotte Ross Cleavage Legs Youth For Human Rights International Celebrity Benefit
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    Hello.

  34. Rachel Zoe Cleavage Side Boob Living In Style Inspiration And Advice for Everyday Glamour Tiffany & Co
    Robb7
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    She scares the shit outta me!

  35. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Entoruage Movie
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    “Fucking A, are we going to have to do Entourage shit for the rest of our lives, why can’t we get any other jobs?”

  36. Nick Lachey Coco VH1 Morning Buzz
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    This angle would’ve been much better if she was wearing a skirt. Disappointed!

  37. Rachel Zoe Cleavage Side Boob Living In Style Inspiration And Advice for Everyday Glamour Tiffany & Co
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    Do you make the mouth move by pulling a string or do you have to stick your hand in the back of her head?

  38. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
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    “Mr. Rock! Mr. Rock!?! Yes, hi, thanks, Scoop Chang, New York Times online podcast blog comments editor. Could you let us know what the producers looked like when they cast you as Hercules?”

  39. Giada De Laurentiis Fine Living TV Channel Presentation
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    I just want to motorboat her all day long.

  40. Rachel Zoe Cleavage Side Boob Living In Style Inspiration And Advice for Everyday Glamour Tiffany & Co
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    She’s crazy.

  41. Ian McKellen Long Overcoat
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    Did he literally have a bathrobe or bath towels made into a coat? I am not sure if that is badass or not, but I am leaning towards yes.

  42. Giada De Laurentiis Fine Living TV Channel Presentation
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    She’s looks like the Cheshire Cat. But the tits make it all better.

  43. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    “Tits or GTFO Scarlett”

  44. Micaela Schaefer Pulling Blouse Open Cleavage Duesseldorf Beauty Fair
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    Not bad, but much better naked.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Workout Clothes
    goodwolfe21
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    She’s 32, has had two kids, is wearing no make-up, and still looks frickin’ adorable!!

  46. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
    Hugh G. Rection
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    That’s Samuel L Jackson looking at Scarlett’s cans? I thought it was Laurence Fishburne.

  47. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    “Am I too late to guess how big them titties will get during your pregnancy?”

  48. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She looks like she weighs as much as Khloe’s ass.

  49. Jamie Foxx Glaring At Andrew Garfield Derpface The Amazing Spider Man 2 Photo Call Beijing
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    You know that feeling when you just let out a silent fart and you’re hoping and praying that it doesn’t stink like a pile of burning garbage, but then it does and you wonder if anyone around you is going to notice, then you realize you’re on stage at a press junket and Jamie Foxx is there with you and he totally noticed and you now regret eating all those onions with lunch? Andrew Garfield knows that feeling.

  50. Caitlin OConnor Butt Bikini Surfboard
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    Nice.

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