The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.25.14

March 25th, 2014 // 368 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we bring you The Battle Of The Bitchface. Who will prevail? Will it be reigning champion and vagina cannon Kate Gosselin? Or will January Jones use the power of her frost gaze to defeat her? Wait, wait, there’s now a third challenger emerging with Booty Call star and the female Serena Williams, Vivica A. Fox throwing some serious shade on former Olympian and hybrid field mouse person Shawn Johnso– OH MY SWEET CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED THERE?!

[Ed. Note] The above reaction is also acceptable for this pic of The Hoff,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    “What’s in your wallet? And by wallet I mean vagina…”

  2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
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    I smell it rock. And it smells of the cannabis variety….

  3. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Throwing Shade Side Eyeing Lady Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    “Is she still giving me her ultra-bitch face?”
    “I can’t tell”

  4. Tiger Woods Derpface PGA News Conference
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    “Tiger, that’s my daughter… She’s 11…”

  5. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
    The Pope
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    You let that boy stick you with his thang now didn’t you? Mmm hmm

  6. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    “Nah, they ain’t bigger yet”

  7. Ian McKellen Long Overcoat
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    I see he bought one of those Samsung Mega phones.

  8. Micaela Schaefer Pulling Blouse Open Cleavage Duesseldorf Beauty Fair
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    I’m not sure what she thinks the glasses are doing for her look… or if anyone even notices that they’re there.

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Workout Clothes
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    I’m totally voting for Bobby Shriver.

  10. Nick Carter Playing Guitar AJ McLean Sharing Microphone Backstreet Boys Performance
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    What’s this about a hand over someone’s lower saxony?

  11. Tobey Maguire Derpface Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    This is the ending I actually imagined after the third movie…

  12. Rachel Zoe Cleavage Side Boob Living In Style Inspiration And Advice for Everyday Glamour Tiffany & Co
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    So emperor palpatine cross-dresses? I knew it!!

  13. Jamie Foxx Glaring At Andrew Garfield Derpface The Amazing Spider Man 2 Photo Call Beijing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Maybe no one will notice I just called him Cuba Gooding Jr.

  14. David Hasselhoff Fucked Up Face Acceleration 2014 Festival Presentation
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    two all-beef patties…
    special sauce…
    lettuce,
    cheese,
    pickles,
    onions…
    – on a sesame seed bun.
    and they are here.
    they are everywhere…
    they want to invade planet earth.
    unless I stop them…
    unless I eat them…
    all of them…

  15. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
    timmyfigs
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    This is what happens when you let your turtle eat your weed.

  16.  April Rose Bikini Andrew Schulz mtvU Spring Break 2014
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The real news story is that the whitest person in the history of mankind is swimming in the pool.

  17. Michelle Obama Malia Obama Sasha Obama Museum Of Terracotta Warriors Xian China
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    Looks like Michelle is checking to see if that dude’s other head is missing too. Either that, she hasn’t seen one that hard in a while.

  18. Jonah Hill Excited Hood Up Random Chick In Car Pikey Bar
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    hey! Leo let me borrow his car!

  19. Vivica A Fox Bitchface Throwing Shade Side Eyeing Shawn Johnson Celebrity Apprentice Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Vivica is testing the limits of the “One size fits all” apron.

  20. Micaela Schaefer Pulling Blouse Open Cleavage Duesseldorf Beauty Fair
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    “Sure, whatever, I’ll look at ‘em. I got time.”

  21. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Entoruage Movie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It appears the director is forcing them to watch episodes of Entourage as they film the movie.

  22. Ian McKellen Long Overcoat
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    nice bathrobe.

  23. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Throwing Shade Side Eyeing Lady Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    That is Kate’s die face

  24. Tobey Maguire Derpface Fat Belly Weight Gain
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Umm, Mr. Garfield? You left without paying your bill.

    Oh, put it on my tab… (whispering) Okay bitch, we need to run right now.

  25. Anna Chlumsky Nipples See Through Dress Veep Season Three Premiere
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    I think dicks have permanently disfigured her mouth.

  26. Tiger Woods Derpface PGA News Conference
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    Looking at this picture, its hard to believe that he was once the top golf golfer in the world, a navy seal in-training, and a waitress-in-parking-lot fucker. Life’s a bitch when you get caught with your pants down.

  27. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Dancing Grabbing Bra
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    Jesus, even her camel toe looks cold.

    • crb

      In her native Antarctica, the cool-kid-slang for that is, “penguin gusset”

      -or in the case of a snowbirding Khloe Kardashian, “walrus winkle”.

  28. Shawn Johnson Fat Weight Gain
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    You don’t have to be Nostradamus to have seen this coming.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Kanye West Covering Face
    Little Tongue
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    Mark my words: that ass of her’s is eventually gonna gangrene and fall off.

  30. Michelle Obama Malia Obama Sasha Obama Museum Of Terracotta Warriors Xian China
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    hard as a rock..mmmhhmm

  31. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
    jessica
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    CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CROCK IS SMOKEN’

  32. Charlotte Ross Cleavage Legs Youth For Human Rights International Celebrity Benefit
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    Lost weight, dumb the husband, looking good!

  33. January Jones Bitchface Son Xander Dancing Grabbing Bra
    memyselfandi
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    So that’s what they meant when they said Hamm’s dick was in her pants!

  34.  April Rose Bikini Andrew Schulz mtvU Spring Break 2014
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    You go ahead and ‘Respect the cock’, I’m gonna stare at her boobs.

  35. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    “I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting kids in these Monday-to-Friday women! Nice tits though”

  36. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
    Schadenfreude
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    Hey guys, I’m no longer “The Rock”, I’m “The Stoned”.

  37. Shawn Johnson Fat Weight Gain
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    You’re supposed to land on the gymnastic mats, not eat them.

  38. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    Sam Jackson’s epic “dat ass!” face.

  39. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
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    “Mmmmh…Rocky Road….Rock n’roll….Rock-hard abs….Rock is good”

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Kanye West Covering Face
    RayJ
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    AW…how sweet… they’re both out trolling for the homeless to pee on them

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Kanye West Covering Face
    Cock Dr
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    These R the Asses 4 our times.

  42. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Nice.

  43. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Workout Clothes
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    “Everyone can see my new implants right?”

  44. Tiger Woods Derpface PGA News Conference
    Qmak
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    Of all the revelations about Tiger, wearing short socks with dress shoes is the most disturbing.

  45. Dwayne The Rock Johnson High As Fuck CinemaCon
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    The Great One.

  46. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
    CK
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    “That’s not WHITEFACE, is it?”

  47. Jamie Foxx Glaring At Andrew Garfield Derpface The Amazing Spider Man 2 Photo Call Beijing
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    I’m looking forward to this movie.

  48. Samuel L Jackson Glaring At Scarlett Johansson Captain America The Winter Soldier Beijing Press Conference
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    “Do you know what they call two big boobs like those in France?”

  49. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Throwing Shade Side Eyeing Lady Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    “That face cost you a husband. You might want to cut that shit out.”

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