The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.24.15

Remember yesterday’s The Crap We Missed, where I said this thing was almost entirely butts? Yesterday was nothing. The last ten pics in here are butts, and they aren’t the only ones. Either the paparazzi has gotten wise to the fact that we’ll use shots of literally anyone’s ass (point in case), or the seed Kris Jenner planted and lovingly watered with Ray J’s pee all those years ago has blossomed into an unstoppable buttwhore creature we’re going to have to battle for control of the planet. I know that sounds a little insane, but I also know you stopped reading after the first butts link, so BUSH MADE THE CHEMTRAILS CRASH PLANES ON 9/11 USING INSTRUCTIONS FROM LIZARD PEOPLE WHO OPERATE FROM THE SECRET BASE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!!!!11

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty