The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.22.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features a rare shot from the actual show of Dancing With The Stars in addition to the ten thousand ass shots from the practice studio parking lot, and that’s because it looks like Geraldo Rivera is jizzing glitter. That’s right, ABC, that’s where my mind went looking at a freeze frame from your wholesome, family-friendly program where quasi-recognizable famous people do the samba with practically naked professional dancers. I looked right at Geraldo and went “Ha! he came glitter!” Welcome to my dark world. Prince Harry watching 4 Girls Fingerpaint knows what I’m talking about.

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