The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.22.11

March 22nd, 2011 // 299 Comments

Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, and Juliette Lewis just weaned me off bikinis for a while.

Always plotting elaborate window fights,

- The Superficial

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  1. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    Awesome, Jim Carrey is making is a feature of Veracosa.

  2. Snooki
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    She has to be promoting Beer Goggles.

  3. Debra Messing
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    Someone just caught their reflection.

  4. Kirstie Alley
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    Is that Snookie or Khloe Kardashian?

    • titsxoxo

      I think she looks surprisingly good. Shes on her way to getting slim. She used to be a blimp so congrats Kirstie.

  5. Carrie Underwood
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    Her arm hair and eyebrows indicate to me that the carpet wouldn’t match the curtains.

  6. Kirsten Dunst
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    Most of her facial features seem to have disappeared and it’s still a disappointment.

  7. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Introducing Redneck Hooker Barbie, comes with own jewelled shock collar and monogrammed robe!

  8. Taylor Swift
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    So many key and chastity belt jokes, so little time.

  9. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    I’m not sure if she’s 15 or 50.

  10. Kirsten Dunst
    Undercover
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    Oh. She is still alive?

  11. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Josephus
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    Did I just get a boner from The Rock?

  12. and in other news today. Actress Elizabeth Taylor died at age 79.

  13. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Senor VonBonBons III
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    Properly installed B-Cup implants and a rhinoplasty to loose the hooked beak and she’d be ahead of 75% of the under 30 celebrity tartlets out there.

  14. Kendra Wilkinson
    bi chick
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    What’s up with that dumb braid across the front?

  15. Kid Rock
    It had to be said
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    Mr. President, I was so excited to be here that I put on a cleanish shirt. Wanna cigar? They’re the good ones you gotta cut the ends offa. Not them ones with the little mouthpiece you get at the gas station . . .

  16. Carrie Underwood
    KWDragon
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    “Bwaahaha, Canada can suck it, bitches!”

    Seriously, you can see that exact phrase in her smirk. It was the secret phrase to get in the door at the GW Bush event. When Cheney says it, it’s epic.

  17. Kid Rock
    KWDragon
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    Isn’t that Reagan’s face peeking out from Kid Rock’s chest? I wonder if during the event you could see Cheney’s arm peeking out of GWB’s a$$.

  18. alex

    Am I the only one that gets immediately disgusted by Evan Rachel Wood’s shit-eating smirk of self satisfaction?

  19. Kirsten Dunst
    shaun vaughan
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    Who has my presciouses. GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

  20. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    alex
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    Great bod, who cares if her tits are “in-ies”? I think one of the sexiest things about her is that she clearly doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks (including the internet and hollywood, etc.). Strong women are sexy.

  21. Kirstie Alley
    m
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    she has clearly lost some weight since she began dancing, and frankly I was totally shocked that she can actually move around the dance floor better than most of the other people on this show!

  22. Snooki
    Reece
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    “Affliction Eye-wear” each pair comes doused in eye herpes so you too can have a little part of her affliction…

  23. Kirsten Dunst
    sparkymcgee
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    She looks exactly like Charles Durning. Google him kids.

  24. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
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    Sweet! Hot sex scene in the next Star Trek movie!

  25. Debra Messing
    Charmless Man
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    “Will and Grace is CANCELED? I need to return some clothes.”

  26. Carrie Underwood
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Ahem. George H. W. Bush. George Bush, Senior. Not Dubbya.

  27. Kirstie Alley
    Charmless Man
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    Why do I feel like I should be in one of those reinforced huts like they have on Mythbusters every time they go to the explosives range?

  28. Kirsten Dunst
    Charmless Man
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    The Ford Taurus of actresses in front of a Ford Taurus!

  29. Chord Overstreet
    Charmless Man
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    Oh. Oh Chord. Oh buddy. No. No no no.

  30. Kid Rock
    Charmless Man
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    Go to directly Old Coot. Do not pass go.

  31. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Charmless Man
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    Juliette Lewis – Go To Girl for crazy skank roles since 1991.

  32. Kendra Wilkinson
    dave
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    Countless Playboy shoots, “leaked” porn videos…and yet she still thinks she should wear a robe for modesty’s sake. Stay classy, Kendra.

  33. Kid Rock
    dave
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    *Totally* misunderstood the meaning of “honoring bush”. Y’all know where I can find a strip club close by?

  34. Amy

    In the thumbnail in the sidebar I thought this was Laura Linney standing beside Kate Winslet.

  35. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Amy
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    Minus the questionable bandana, I think she looks adorable.

  36. Debra Messing
    richie
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    she used to be hot…

  37. Debra Messing
    RubyO
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    I see dead people…

  38. Debra Messing
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    Will and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Chord Overstreet
    Deb
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    Uuuhhh, this pose kind of… a pedophile magnet.

  40. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Deb
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    Aww. She’s just standing awkwardly. I think she looks good!

  41. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Oz Matters
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    More chance of finding a Higgs boson than a Lewis bosom.

  42. Kid Rock
    Crimsonking
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    “Gimme 20 on PonyPony in the fifth race.”

  43. Muffy the Lesbian

    Stick with red hair Woods. You look chubby and blotchy as a blonde.

  44. locknload

    I thought the blonde was either Christina Applegate or Kristen Bell. Evan Rachel Wood?

    On a side note Kate Winslet looks gorgeous

  45. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    melinda
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    She looks insanly young, love it!

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