The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.22.11

March 22nd, 2011 // 299 Comments

Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, and Juliette Lewis just weaned me off bikinis for a while.

Always plotting elaborate window fights,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Chord Overstreet
    Tik
    Commented on this photo:

    She won’t be smiling like that when she realises that’s a guy

  2. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Its great to see Renee Zelwegger out at an HBO funct — whaaa? That’s who? GTFO!

  3. Kirstie Alley
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Does her dance partner need a special work permit to lift her in the air for spins or will that be done with a crane?

  4. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that guy was with Linda Hogan?

  5. Kirstie Alley
    Susan
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay bezatches….lets see you get on a stage in front of an audience of millions….how are YOU looking???? Your mean attitudes and words dont become you.

    • Deryn

      Susan, I think you accidentally typed “superficial” when you meant “beliefnet” or “cuteoverload” or something. Because what Web site do you think you’re on?

      • Bj

        Thank GOD somebody said that, Deryn. People who read Fish and expect something nice need to find another cite and stop commenting on this one. Meanwhile, us bezatches are going to make fun of Kirstie Alley because its fun.

  6. Kendra Wilkinson
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I get to keep the robe, right? It…it has my name on it, and now my stank.’

  7. Kendra Wilkinson
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    So we might as well call it “Dancing with the Porn Stars”

  8. Taylor Swift
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Taylor Swift with hair straightened: WINNING. Taylor Swift looking like this: semi-classy Cyrus cousin.

    • Senor VonBonBons III

      Agreed. The curls look like a HIDEOUS MESS on her. When she had her hair brown and blonde, straightened with bangs she looked like a japanese sexbot.

  9. Kid Rock
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    Why don’t we call this “honor President George H.W. Bush” what it really is…a Klan meeting.

  10. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Feetsthss
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m glad that little naked Vietnamese girl from LIFE magazine turned out OK.

  11. Kendra Wilkinson
    Uncle Caw-yin
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s been raiding Heff’s wardrobe and Taylor Swift’s wig collection

  12. Carrie Underwood
    Lis
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like Sasquatch Kardashian in the facial region

  13. Kendra Wilkinson
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Jonbenet Ramsey was dead.

  14. Kirsten Dunst
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    now tell me folks, how bad can a blow job be from her?

  15. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever used to be wrong with Juliette Lewis’s face has spread to the rest of her body.

  16. Taylor Swift
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s the key master then I’m Zuul, the Gatekeeper.

  17. Taylor Swift
    lauryn
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHA looks like t swift shops at anthropologie

  18. Kirstie Alley
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone warn Japan that the tremors they feel during the taping of DWTS are NOT aftershocks.

  19. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    I can understand Sean Penn growing his hair out…but why the bikini?

  20. Kirsten Dunst
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew “The Hobbit” just started filming. I did NOT know Golem is being played by a woman.

  21. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    Fish i aint falling for this latest feature.
    big portals get a buck per 1000 page views, i read that facebook gets 45 cents per 1000 clicks (that’s why they’re vastly under valued).
    what do you make per click?
    full disclosure, im jealous and horny.

  22. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Her sister is a House Elf? Does she still have to call herself by her first name only or has she been emancipated from the rule of Cyrus tyranny by a wizard?

  23. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet her “sister” just might be her daughter… Billy Ray knows… Oh, yes… He knows…

  24. Kirsten Dunst
    Spocktopus
    Commented on this photo:

    Good lord, there’s ANOTHER Culkin?

  25. Kid Rock
    Spocktopus
    Commented on this photo:

    Sam the Eagle grew a goatee!

  26. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    kc
    Commented on this photo:

    i seriously thought this was portia de rossi posing with a wax likeness of herself. whoops.

  27. Kid Rock
    annie from fremantle
    Commented on this photo:

    kid rock? more like old goat rock…

  28. M16

    Just say “No” to Botox.

  29. Carrie Underwood
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Okayfine with the snarking, but I want that hair.

  30. Chord Overstreet
    Brent
    Commented on this photo:

    Some crap, it’s ok to miss.

  31. Kid Rock
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s into Assault & Circumcision now.

  32. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    f*ck2rock2
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body looks great. So refreshing to see a woman with a real, healthy body who has her own quirky style. So what if she doesn’t have huge (fake) tits? She is real and she is herself, not trying to be an object.

  33. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Douche Eyewear, Douche Eyewear, Douche Eyewear, Douche Eyewear

  34. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Outspoken
    Commented on this photo:

    Time to buy some bolt-on tits! Quick!

  35. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Commented on this photo:

    oh what the hell, flap flap flap flap.

  36. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Uncle Caw-yin
    Commented on this photo:

    Requisite “I’m going to get very, very ugly in this miniseries so remember I’m hot” red carpet appearance

  37. Kirstie Alley
    Fatass McFatsenheiner
    Commented on this photo:

    Pork chops go in HERE!!!

  38. Kirstie Alley
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    *Smack smack smack* Yummm he tasted good…

  39. Kirstie Alley
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    Jareth, The Goblin King, returns. Dance magic, dance!

  40. Chord Overstreet
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    Well that explains the lesbian haircut.

  41. Kid Rock
    Eli
    Commented on this photo:

    Noone’s gonna believe he’s a Viatnam vet. with a name like “KidRock”.

  42. Clarence Beeks

    Keep denying that plastic surgery Kate. I used to love this woman, but when she flat out denied having any plastic surgery, I laughed. Fucking liar! Her nose was totally wider in “Titanic”. She had a subtle nose job- it’s great work. But I can’t stand any of these lying pieces of shit. ‘Fess up, for fuck’s sake- we have eyes, and their are PICTURES of you before and after!

  43. Kirstie Alley
    Sharkbait
    Commented on this photo:

    She really does have an uncanny ability to look like a dragon in pictures.

  44. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Commented on this photo:

    Aging that well is…highly illogical.

  45. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Signing autographs for Ed hardy fans is actually the closest she gets to douching.

  46. Debra Messing
    Commented on this photo:

    Not many of us can say we have a photo of the exact moment we hit menopause.

  47. Kirstie Alley
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the fatty? Where’s the fatty, Kirstie? Good girl!

  48. Miley Cyrus
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    Noah can’t sing or act, but she can cook up a tree full of cookies like nobody’s business.

  49. Kirstie Alley
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently i’d do a thumbnail of her. Shit. And now ima take my first shower of the year..

  50. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Carson
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah! Madonnas!

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