The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.22.11

March 22nd, 2011 // 299 Comments

Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, and Juliette Lewis just weaned me off bikinis for a while.

Always plotting elaborate window fights,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kirstie Alley
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    I didn’t know they were doing a live action version of the muppets. And our first look at Miss piggy.

  2. Miley Cyrus
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    passing the torch to the next generation of white trash.

  3. Kirstie Alley
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like a big tranny.
    I gave in to curiosity & watched a video of her dancing in that stupid TV contest show. Seemed surprisingly competent.

  4. Debra Messing
    Star Droppings
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    “WILL WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME?!”

  5. Kid Rock
    LambOfTheCloth
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    So we’ve got Carrie Underwood and Kid Rock at the Bush tribute, let me guess the rest of the guest list:

    1. Tanya Harding
    2. Paris Hilton
    3. All of the Real Housewives
    4. Steven Tyler
    5. Fred Durst

  6. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
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    …know how I know that guy behind them is gay?

  7. Taylor Swift
    cc
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    ‘Maybe if I put the key to my chastity belt where everyone will see it…’

    • Brent

      She dated John Mayer. Chaste girls don’t date John Mayer. Nor do innocent girls, nor sweet girls, nor smart girls…you get the drift.

      Seriously, though, Taylor Swift is about as wholesome as a bowl full of Cookie Crisp that has actual cookies substituted for cereal. She’ll be the James Bond of the female music scene before long, with an unending line of conquests and a couple dozen STDs.

      • Bj

        Where the hell did you get that metaphor? She’s “about as wholesome as a bowl full of Cookie Crisp that has actual cookies substituted for cereal”?? Jesus christ, man, if you’re not clever don’t try. Also, we all know you’re disappointed that John Mayer turned you down, but if you weren’t such a dumbass you’d see he doesn’t swing that way.

  8. Miley Cyrus
    Colin
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    I still want to know who names a girl Noah. Did they just open the Bible and the first word that Billy Ray could sound out went on the birth certificate?

  9. Snooki
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    True Religion…ironic, because no just god would have let this happen.

  10. Debra Messing
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    Reminds me of when the retarded kid in 3rd grade squeezed the class hampster too hard.

  11. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Joe Blow
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    Could be worse guys…. it could be photos of Samantha Ronson.

  12. Kirstie Alley
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    Do I have food on my face here…because I’m still hungry.

  13. Kendra Wilkinson
    All that is rough in the world
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    ♫ Barbieeee Youre not suppose to be into BBCs♫

    Something tells me Paris share Mattel’s vision more than Kendra.

  14. Chord Overstreet
    Colin
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    Um…. I think he’s asking to be pegged.

  15. Miley Cyrus
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    …and somewhere Billy Ray cries in his tacos

  16. Carrie Underwood
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    Next!

  17. Chord Overstreet
    Cock Dr
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    He????

  18. Snooki
    LongTimeListener, FirstTimeCaller
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    I hope that some of Revolution’s eyewear is beer goggles.

  19. Kirsten Dunst
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    She went from hot young starlet directly to haggard has-been, without passing through the middle part…you know, the career.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson
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    She’s trying to show that she’s so much more than a vaginal cash machine, she’s also able to dance to music…but then if you saw her porno, you already knew that.

  21. Chord Overstreet
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    Who is this dude anyway? For that matter, who is the guy with his pants down?

  22. Kid Rock
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    Kid Rock is looking more like Grandpa Rock these days. I expect he’ll be shaking his fists of rage at the kids on his lawn soon.

  23. Kid Rock
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    That hat makes him look like Old Geezer Rock instead of Kid Rock! What a tool!

  24. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    DUDE, you’re right…up close it IS a chick.

  25. Kirstie Alley
    JJ
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    She looks way way better than she used to! She was Kirstey The Hut not too long ago.

  26. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    JJ
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    Maybe you can’t be too rich, but she’s proof that you definitely can be too thin!

  27. Miley Cyrus
    Beatnik
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    Did Noah start out as a boy until Billy Ray and Tish realized that girls bring in more money as coked out pop stars?

  28. Snooki
    Daemon8666
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    I bet the next pix shows those two chair legs twisting and breaking like the supports on Scarlett Johansson’s bra.

  29. Miley Cyrus
    Daemon8666
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    So who’s in on the famous girl’s little sister pregnancy age pool?

  30. Kirsten Dunst
    Daemon8666
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    Wow, what happened to Renee Zellweger?

  31. Chord Overstreet
    Daemon8666
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    Just because she’s the man in the relationship…

  32. Kid Rock
    Daemon8666
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    Billy Bob Thornton hasn’t looked this good in years.

  33. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Daemon8666
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    I think she made that top out of Beavis and Butthead’s protective cups.

  34. Miley Cyrus
    Snickers
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    Ugliest kids alive

  35. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    LJ
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    I guess we didn’t miss any tits on the Internet yet again today. Good to know.

  36. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Arzach
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    Both of them are gorgeous, Kate has been always gorgeous even when she was chubby she is crazy hot.

  37. Kirstie Alley
    Tanzarian
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    From the thumbnail I thought it was Jessica Simpson. Win for Kirstie I guess.

  38. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    I love Kate. She is both attractive and insanely talented which is a hard to find in Hollywood. Or on planet Earth.

  39. Kirstie Alley
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    Fergie shouldn’t have skipped that workout.

  40. Kid Rock
    Ksurfiws
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    Is he smoking that other guys leg?

  41. Miley Cyrus
    Arzach
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    Wow , the little girl looks even more like her father, poor little girl.

  42. Carrie Underwood
    Arzach
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    Meh

  43. Miley Cyrus
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    nothing compliments bike pants like a classic polo.

  44. Kirstie Alley
    Kelster
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    So… Bristol Palin was the slippery slope that led to fat chicks being a requirement for DWTS?

  45. Kirstie Alley
    Daemon8666
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    HOO HOO HOO! Ta kur pe je lax ne punu isok! (You mind powers won’t work on me, boy!)

  46. Kendra Wilkinson
    Arzach
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    Like if you where shocked by the stripper outfit

  47. Kirsten Dunst
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    her lease is almost up on that sporty Taurus.

  48. Kendra Wilkinson
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    I like it’s collar.

  49. Chord Overstreet
    Arzach
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    This is proof that Hellen has become a very famous person, she even has an impersonator

  50. Taylor Swift
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    her eyes are turning Japanese I really think so.

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