“Do you want to eat my bandana?
Frankly, I didn’t think you could go downhill any farther than you already had today, BUT, I was wrong…..Juliette Lewis in a bikini, O MY F’ing G! That is like a picture of a twig in strips of cloth! Very sexy…..NOT!
right next to this pic are the recaps. and it has Snooki. so after looking at Snooki ,i am getting a raging hard on from this.
Well, looks like id still lend Juliet a finger to suck on. Still holding up nicely.
Is the bikini top just there to attract sympathy? It doesn’t appear to serve any other purpose.
True, she is very modestly endowed.
But IMO it’s better than implants.
The top covers the sacred nipples, which many societies still raise quite a ruckus over if they’re seen in public.
I dunno, she has no tits, but for a 37 year old I think her body’s looking good.
Agreed. I’ll take her over Taylor Momsen’s pudgy, shlumpy teen lesbian entourage any day.
I’d still need two bags for her face…one to cover it and a second one just in case the first one slipped off.
Hands down my favorite crazy person. (Honorable mention: the woman next door who plants strawberries and fertilizes them with her own shit.)
Noooo, seriously? You know you just put me off strawberries forever.
Could be worse guys…. it could be photos of Samantha Ronson.
But men don’t wear bikinis.
Samantha Ronson actually has a decent set of tits! (Believe it or not!)
Amen for that.
DUDE, you’re right…up close it IS a chick.
Maybe you can’t be too rich, but she’s proof that you definitely can be too thin!
I think she made that top out of Beavis and Butthead’s protective cups.
I guess we didn’t miss any tits on the Internet yet again today. Good to know.
I thought that guy was with Linda Hogan?
I’m glad that little naked Vietnamese girl from LIFE magazine turned out OK.
Whatever used to be wrong with Juliette Lewis’s face has spread to the rest of her body.
I can understand Sean Penn growing his hair out…but why the bikini?
Her body looks great. So refreshing to see a woman with a real, healthy body who has her own quirky style. So what if she doesn’t have huge (fake) tits? She is real and she is herself, not trying to be an object.
No doubt this comment will win for “most important people on the internet.”
Randal, is that you?
Dude! It’s called the SUPERFICIAL. Have you read anything Fish has written? Tits make the world go ’round. If you can’t appreciate that, you’re on the wrong cite.
Time to buy some bolt-on tits! Quick!
And this is what society has become! For shame!
Ugh. No. A woman could have the worst tits in the world. The minute she gets implants, she’s ruined them.
Seriously, it’s hard to believe she and Snooki are the same species.
Why is she doing her impression of Jim Carrey as the chick bodybuilder from In Living Color?
“When you mess with my breassssts, you DIE like all the rest.”
Thanks for the memory.
The dude on the left…is that Brad from “Home Improvement?”
Guess there is something worse than the new Wonder Woman costume, just had no idea they were making an Olive Oyl movie. Pretty convincing though.
Every time I see her, lines from ‘The Other Sister” run through my mind.
“I want it to be speshul, Danyulllllllll”
The Ghost of Patrick Swayze is rushing to inform her what the hell “Vaya con Dios” means.
Nice abs though.
I think she looks great.
Sir, I rode with Jax Teller, I knew Jax Teller, Jax Teller was a friend of mine.
Sir, you’re no Jax Teller.
So THAT’S what a cyborg looks like!
Awesome, Jim Carrey is making is a feature of Veracosa.
I’m not sure if she’s 15 or 50.
Properly installed B-Cup implants and a rhinoplasty to loose the hooked beak and she’d be ahead of 75% of the under 30 celebrity tartlets out there.
Great bod, who cares if her tits are “in-ies”? I think one of the sexiest things about her is that she clearly doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks (including the internet and hollywood, etc.). Strong women are sexy.
Juliette Lewis – Go To Girl for crazy skank roles since 1991.
Minus the questionable bandana, I think she looks adorable.
Aww. She’s just standing awkwardly. I think she looks good!
More chance of finding a Higgs boson than a Lewis bosom.
She looks insanly young, love it!
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Juliette Lewis vacationing in Los Cabos. (March 21, 2011)