Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving forward of Bethenny Frankel (Papparazi, I’m looking at you.), as well as Shia LaBeouf‘s face finally rid of that filthy beard and yet, he still looks dirty.
Okay, the Miley Cyrus thing is starting to make sense now,
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LA to Tokyo, that’s some serious jet drag.
Memoirs of a Morning Talk Show-TV Host:
“Innocently, I prattled on; not knowing that, all the while the Guest had secretly undressed me with his eyes and was slowly, in the privacy of his own mind, caressing my man-boobs with his tongue, and teasing my pink bits with his teeth.”
This guy is on the edge of a mental breakdown.
They should just have the paps follow this guy and constantly take pics but never publish any of them. That would push him over the edge. Then I wouldnt have to look at fucking wannabe hipsters with “Laos” hats on.
Hey I saw Wilson’s face!! But now his wife is behind the fence. Oh shit..
He looks like one of those Twilight vampires
You are spot on. He just came from the set of that Johnny Depp vampire movie. He plays “Victim #2.”
I’d like to think they’re about to be shot out of a cannon
Geez, whoz a gurl gotz to blow to get a cigarette around here?
See! Now that that they have started to sag, I no long hold them in my dress.
Dr. Mephesto about to do a little ” cloning ” experiment with a nameless super model.
puff, puff, pass, mom…
Her ” looks ” are 100% false anyway. She is supposed to be a smart, respectful young woman though. God Bless her.
I’m pretty sure that’s Satan’s handiwork there, not God’s.
A witty truck driver named Tex
Was arrested, and likely suspects,
’twas the sign on his door
that caused the uproar
It read simply “Oedipus Wrecks”
Jesus keeps my gay away!!
Yummm, form fitting.. Belch!
Hey little girl, wanna give Cookie Monster some cookie?
Dammit! I wish the tampons would quit s.lipping out.
Hey buddy, nice make up.
Dammit! I wish the tampons would quit slipping out.
Chris Walken removes the watch.
As taken from Tim Tebow’s driveway.
God I hope that each and every one of his kids is gay. He has ” that look ” himself. Maybe God cured him.
I guess he is still waiting for Stifler’s mother.
Jesus, time’s a bitch.
He might have ” restless foot disorder ” in bathroom stalls.
Bulma!
Man I’d love to, but I prayed the gay right outta me.
We have a little surprise for you, Miley is going to debut her new pole routine for us this morning.
“I can’t believe I’m relevant again either!”
Tim Tebow? Where?
Digital Underground is getting back together?
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/087/427/Slow-Clap.gif
Okay, so I fucked up. Cut me some slack.
His new homeless shelter provides razors.
If they dont show a nice set of tits in this movie there’s no hope for this world
“This is the face I made when I went through the windshield of my car drunk off my ass!”
Cautionary tale: Taylor (now) and Taylor (2037)
…Lolita & Jabba the Hutt.
Man, it only took the folks at Fox News what, 2 weeks to latch onto him and start parading him around?
I wonder if anyone told him that “Fox & Friends” is named after a gay German movie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_and_His_Friends
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
I’d hit it just out of principle.
Best Tara Reid picture of the year.
How much you want to bet she’s covered up this time?
I’ll bet a million spacebucks.
YES!
No. No.
How can they introduce new characters in a “reunion”
AFLAC!
I’m not sure someone that pregnant should be that drunk.
That old man just came his pants for the first time since he was 14.
No, no DJ. Look at the splotch on the window in front of him. He had it out!!!
Maybe he should have Fireproofed his career.
Zing!
God, if I was that woman I would be furiously running my tongue up and down her legs because, well, because I’m a pervert.
You’re also making some of us really nauseous.
JNL pics are cheaper than the rest, right?
Will strip for food.
Will strip for Doritos
Laos rules! Cambodia drools!
The dog’s face says it all