The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.20.12

March 20th, 2012 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving forward of Bethenny Frankel (Papparazi, I’m looking at you.), as well as Shia LaBeouf‘s face finally rid of that filthy beard and yet, he still looks dirty.

Okay, the Miley Cyrus thing is starting to make sense now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    Double-J
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    LA to Tokyo, that’s some serious jet drag.

  2. Liam Hemsworth GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    Memoirs of a Morning Talk Show-TV Host:

    “Innocently, I prattled on; not knowing that, all the while the Guest had secretly undressed me with his eyes and was slowly, in the privacy of his own mind, caressing my man-boobs with his tongue, and teasing my pink bits with his teeth.”

  3. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    Deacon Jones
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    This guy is on the edge of a mental breakdown.

    They should just have the paps follow this guy and constantly take pics but never publish any of them. That would push him over the edge. Then I wouldnt have to look at fucking wannabe hipsters with “Laos” hats on.

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    BorrisMorris
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    Hey I saw Wilson’s face!! But now his wife is behind the fence. Oh shit..

  5. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
    Christina Aguilera
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    He looks like one of those Twilight vampires

  6. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez Motorcycle Helmets
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’d like to think they’re about to be shot out of a cannon

  7. Natasha Lyonne American Reunion
    EricLr
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    Geez, whoz a gurl gotz to blow to get a cigarette around here?

  8. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    George P Burdell
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    See! Now that that they have started to sag, I no long hold them in my dress.

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Dr. Mephesto about to do a little ” cloning ” experiment with a nameless super model.

  10. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    puff, puff, pass, mom…

  11. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
    bigalkie
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    Her ” looks ” are 100% false anyway. She is supposed to be a smart, respectful young woman though. God Bless her.

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    A witty truck driver named Tex
    Was arrested, and likely suspects,
    ’twas the sign on his door
    that caused the uproar
    It read simply “Oedipus Wrecks”

  13. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus keeps my gay away!!

  14. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummm, form fitting.. Belch!

  15. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey little girl, wanna give Cookie Monster some cookie?

  16. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammit! I wish the tampons would quit s.lipping out.

  17. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey buddy, nice make up.

  18. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammit! I wish the tampons would quit slipping out.

  19. Chris Klein American Reunion
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Walken removes the watch.

  20. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    As taken from Tim Tebow’s driveway.

  21. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    God I hope that each and every one of his kids is gay. He has ” that look ” himself. Maybe God cured him.

  22. Jason Biggs Eddie Kaye Thomas American Reunion
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess he is still waiting for Stifler’s mother.

  23. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, time’s a bitch.

  24. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    He might have ” restless foot disorder ” in bathroom stalls.

  25. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Bulma!

  26. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Man I’d love to, but I prayed the gay right outta me.

  27. Liam Hemsworth GMA
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    We have a little surprise for you, Miley is going to debut her new pole routine for us this morning.

  28. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can’t believe I’m relevant again either!”

  29. Katy Perry Butt Short Blue Wig Tight Dress
    George P Burdell
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    Tim Tebow? Where?

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Digital Underground is getting back together?

  31. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    His new homeless shelter provides razors.

  32. Katrina Bowden American Reunion
    Deacon Jones
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    If they dont show a nice set of tits in this movie there’s no hope for this world

  33. Chris Klein American Reunion
    Deacon Jones
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    “This is the face I made when I went through the windshield of my car drunk off my ass!”

  34. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Cautionary tale: Taylor (now) and Taylor (2037)

  35. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    Deacon Jones
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    Man, it only took the folks at Fox News what, 2 weeks to latch onto him and start parading him around?

  36. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez Motorcycle Helmets
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

  37. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage American Reunion
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it just out of principle.

  38. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Best Tara Reid picture of the year.

  39. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    How much you want to bet she’s covered up this time?

    I’ll bet a million spacebucks.

  40. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    YES!

  41. Katrina Bowden American Reunion
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    How can they introduce new characters in a “reunion”

  42. Chris Klein American Reunion
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    AFLAC!

  43. Natasha Lyonne American Reunion
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure someone that pregnant should be that drunk.

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That old man just came his pants for the first time since he was 14.

  45. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe he should have Fireproofed his career.

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    God, if I was that woman I would be furiously running my tongue up and down her legs because, well, because I’m a pervert.

  47. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    Oscar
    Commented on this photo:

    JNL pics are cheaper than the rest, right?

  48. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Will strip for food.

  49. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Laos rules! Cambodia drools!

  50. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage
    Da Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    The dog’s face says it all

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