Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving forward of Bethenny Frankel (Papparazi, I’m looking at you.), as well as Shia LaBeouf‘s face finally rid of that filthy beard and yet, he still looks dirty.
Okay, the Miley Cyrus thing is starting to make sense now,
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Is that her femur poking through her pants?
Was she the hot one? In the camera scene….?
“Do you wanna go to Boca? Leo Darling? I hear they have nice girls in Boca ya know. ” True story, this is how every woman over 60 talks in South Florida.
Oops. I accidentally disliked my own post. Even I thought it was shit.
Dating Miley Chipmunk makes you gay.
Still looking better than Lohan.
At least Lindsay’s tits are real. She’s a silly, self-centered twat, but her tits are real.
Tits are FAKE, dude … tear-drop implants.
GGGLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Ugliest leprechaun ever.
That’s one buff looking tranny
I didn’t know they were making a sequel to “the help”
And with a wave of the fairy’s magic wand Comic Sans became a real person.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing people wearing helmets for no apparent reason… NOTHING.
I wonder who’s autograph he’s trying to get?
Apparently no one wants to touch this.
My invisible “pistol” whipping worked!
Oh man- Christina Hendricks is gonna be in for a surprise tonight.
The guy in the back thinks it’s the real life Wendy from the burger joint.
What, doing a James Franco impression?
You mean this isn’t a Miley Cyrus sex doll?
It DOES look a Miley Cyrus sex doll.
Whatever sex doll it is, it’s been heavily used.
So was the tagline for this movie ‘The Balding’ or ‘The Fattening’?
He must really hate the wind.
Nevermind, apparently the tagline was ‘FUCKING DRUGS!’
Do not bite me please!! Here’s my money go away!!!
He looks like he smells like pee.
Wait? I thought she was Ally McBeal’s mom.
Nice ankle wrinkles ho.
Three first names and I still don’t know who the fuck he is.
Perhaps someone did just a tad of cocaine before stepping out in front of the cameras?
What you miss with a still photo is the sound of a balloon being dragged slowly across a piece of styrofoam.
All he needs is a Lonely Planet guidebook and he’ll fit right in at the hostel.
Breasts are much more attractive when they’re in the same time zone as the torso they’re hanging off of.
time zones are longitudinal areas (=running lengthwise) you silly cunt.
Something…something…black microphone…something….
The Japanese gave us Anime, Pokemon and Nintendo, and in turn we export this shit? I guess that’s what happens when you lose a war.
“Natasha, how does it feel to be back on the big screen?”
“…..Me gusta.”
“Sweet Jesus, I gave up Bar Refaeli and Blake Lively. And now I’m stuck with THIS???”
Immigrants: doing the dirty jobs the rest of us are too good for!
Immigrants stealing jobs from Americans.
Wow. Wonder how far away her state-officiated handler is standing with his TASER?
Okay mom, we’re undercover narcotics cops in 1978. Your cover name is Rico, and I’m Esteban…
There was a time when the male stars in Hollywood displayed a bit of decorum, getting drunk, fighting, occasionally fucking starlets…now you have these assholes who act like jackasses , blur the gender lines and occasionally fuck each other in the ass. What the fuck has happened to the entertainment industry? Oh the humanity…
The old studio system used to keep things in line. A star who didn’t play ball was put on a train and told never to come back. Any newspaper that reported on it was burned to the ground by the mob. Those were the good old days, I tell ya.
You win a Champions League, you’re capped a hundred times, you launch your own line of clothes…but is any of that called “Doing a Beckham”?…
Funny how the first movie centered around him and Tara, the two least likeable characters in the whole film. No further proof is needed that Hollywood is god damned clueless.
Um…..I’m pretty sure it was more centered around the guy who fucked a pie.
Uh, he prefers to be called *Mr.* Piefucker these days, thank you.
Holy Shit…. my receding hairline is taking my face with it!!!
I couldn’t tell who that was….don’t know if that’s good or bad.
That guy behind her looks like he’s about to pull a Sirhan Sirhan.
We can only hope.
Oh, that Dave Chappelle and his white face routine…
We get, you guys are crazy.
Scissors. Franco?
Debbie Downer
Look, it’s Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell the III.
When did he start dealing weed?
never buy weed from someone that isn’t wearing a grateful dead t-shirt.
And WHY isn’t she a sideline reporter for Fox?
She’d probably add the same amount of indepth analysis as their current staff of twats do.
1. Not American.
2. Not blonde.