The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.20.12

March 20th, 2012 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving forward of Bethenny Frankel (Papparazi, I’m looking at you.), as well as Shia LaBeouf‘s face finally rid of that filthy beard and yet, he still looks dirty.

Okay, the Miley Cyrus thing is starting to make sense now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage
    The Pope
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    Is that her femur poking through her pants?

  2. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
    ksmack
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    Was she the hot one? In the camera scene….?

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    Jill
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    “Do you wanna go to Boca? Leo Darling? I hear they have nice girls in Boca ya know. ” True story, this is how every woman over 60 talks in South Florida.

  4. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
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    Oops. I accidentally disliked my own post. Even I thought it was shit.

  5. Liam Hemsworth GMA
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    Dating Miley Chipmunk makes you gay.

  6. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    fartbucket
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    Still looking better than Lohan.

  7. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    rantatonne
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    GGGLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
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    Ugliest leprechaun ever.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    GeorgeWBush
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    That’s one buff looking tranny

  10. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
    Jill
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    I didn’t know they were making a sequel to “the help”

  11. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And with a wave of the fairy’s magic wand Comic Sans became a real person.

  12. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez Motorcycle Helmets
    Jill
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    Nothing makes me happier than seeing people wearing helmets for no apparent reason… NOTHING.

  13. Chris Klein American Reunion
    The Pope
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    I wonder who’s autograph he’s trying to get?

  14. Jason Biggs Eddie Kaye Thomas American Reunion
    fartbucket
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    Apparently no one wants to touch this.

  15. Katy Perry Butt Short Blue Wig Tight Dress
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    My invisible “pistol” whipping worked!

    Oh man- Christina Hendricks is gonna be in for a surprise tonight.

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    fartbucket
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    The guy in the back thinks it’s the real life Wendy from the burger joint.

  17. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    What, doing a James Franco impression?

  18. Amy Childs Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Colin
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    You mean this isn’t a Miley Cyrus sex doll?

  19. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage American Reunion
    fartbucket
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    So was the tagline for this movie ‘The Balding’ or ‘The Fattening’?

  20. Chris Klein American Reunion
    lpdub
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    He must really hate the wind.

  21. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
    fartbucket
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    Nevermind, apparently the tagline was ‘FUCKING DRUGS!’

  22. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
    tom
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    Do not bite me please!! Here’s my money go away!!!

  23. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    Colin
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    He looks like he smells like pee.

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
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    Wait? I thought she was Ally McBeal’s mom.

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    fartbucket
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    Nice ankle wrinkles ho.

  26. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Three first names and I still don’t know who the fuck he is.

  27. Jason Biggs Eddie Kaye Thomas American Reunion
    Cock Dr
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    Perhaps someone did just a tad of cocaine before stepping out in front of the cameras?

  28. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    The Pope
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    What you miss with a still photo is the sound of a balloon being dragged slowly across a piece of styrofoam.

  29. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
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    All he needs is a Lonely Planet guidebook and he’ll fit right in at the hostel.

  30. Amy Childs Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    Breasts are much more attractive when they’re in the same time zone as the torso they’re hanging off of.

  31. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    joe
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    Something…something…black microphone…something….

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
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    The Japanese gave us Anime, Pokemon and Nintendo, and in turn we export this shit? I guess that’s what happens when you lose a war.

  33. Natasha Lyonne American Reunion
    K-Tron
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    “Natasha, how does it feel to be back on the big screen?”
    “…..Me gusta.”

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
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    “Sweet Jesus, I gave up Bar Refaeli and Blake Lively. And now I’m stuck with THIS???”

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    The Pope
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    Immigrants: doing the dirty jobs the rest of us are too good for!

  36. Natasha Lyonne American Reunion
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    Wow. Wonder how far away her state-officiated handler is standing with his TASER?

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Okay mom, we’re undercover narcotics cops in 1978. Your cover name is Rico, and I’m Esteban…

  38. Jason Biggs Eddie Kaye Thomas American Reunion
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    There was a time when the male stars in Hollywood displayed a bit of decorum, getting drunk, fighting, occasionally fucking starlets…now you have these assholes who act like jackasses , blur the gender lines and occasionally fuck each other in the ass. What the fuck has happened to the entertainment industry? Oh the humanity…

    • EricLr

      The old studio system used to keep things in line. A star who didn’t play ball was put on a train and told never to come back. Any newspaper that reported on it was burned to the ground by the mob. Those were the good old days, I tell ya.

  39. Jason Biggs Eddie Kaye Thomas American Reunion
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You win a Champions League, you’re capped a hundred times, you launch your own line of clothes…but is any of that called “Doing a Beckham”?…

  40. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
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    Funny how the first movie centered around him and Tara, the two least likeable characters in the whole film. No further proof is needed that Hollywood is god damned clueless.

  41. Chris Klein American Reunion
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    Holy Shit…. my receding hairline is taking my face with it!!!

  42. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    Hugh Gentry
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    I couldn’t tell who that was….don’t know if that’s good or bad.

  43. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    Deacon Jones
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    That guy behind her looks like he’s about to pull a Sirhan Sirhan.

  44. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
    diego
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    Oh, that Dave Chappelle and his white face routine…

  45. Jason Biggs Eddie Kaye Thomas American Reunion
    Deacon Jones
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    We get, you guys are crazy.

  46. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    Double-J
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    Scissors. Franco?

  47. Natasha Lyonne American Reunion
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    Debbie Downer

  48. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
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    Look, it’s Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell the III.

  49. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
    EricLr
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    When did he start dealing weed?

  50. Amy Childs Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    And WHY isn’t she a sideline reporter for Fox?

    She’d probably add the same amount of indepth analysis as their current staff of twats do.

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