The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.18.14

March 18th, 2014 // 278 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light, probably because the paparazzi is either still hungover from yesterday or they all died laughing while taking pics of Roman Polanski standing in a coffin. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re notorious for sodomizing a teenager, it’s probably not the greatest idea to equate yourself with an iconic monster.

The Mummy disguised in street clothes knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    “I’ve come to suck your blood”
    (By blood he means toddler dick)

  2. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    Mitch
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    Looks like every other queer biker in the Castro district in San Francisco.

  3. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
    samizdat
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    Her breast reduction was a crime against humanity.

  4. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
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    that dude has great tits.

  5. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
    navvet75c
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    he may have mila but he is still a douche

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
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    Gross.

  7. Rafael Nadal Mickey & Minnie Mouse Disney World
    goodwolfe21
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    Wow, way to insult both Roger and Nadal in one post!

  8. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
    fred
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    Fatty McFatterstein brings that woman behind her everywhere she goes so that she looks skinnier in these pictures. She actually weighs 240lbs, but she looks anorexic compared to the poor unfortunate soul trailing behind.

  9. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Side Boob Swimsuit Instagram
    Ralph
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    She has a “dog: face…look at it…

  10. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    When are they going to start making sex dolls look a little more realistic?

  11. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    Double soy half-caff macchiato with BRAAAAAINS

  12. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    RAWZ
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    Gross, you can see bell end.
    Not sure how he figured he’d manage to get a camera mounted on that lil guy…

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    MFer
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    She must take massive shits.

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    johnny applezeed
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    why is Aubrey O’Day not doing porn yet?

  15. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
    Swearin
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    “Well, I’m privileged to have met you, young man. Now we just need to get that leg of yours hollowed out, put a vial of a new, uh….medicine I’m developing into it, and you’ll be ready to meet the Queen!”

  16. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
    Swearin
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    Everyone knows you’re never supposed to go full retard

  17. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
    yourmom
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    Did Kris give him aids cuz he quit the show? I think he’s dying of aids.

  18. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
    Swearin
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    CBS pays him extra to wear that

  19. Rafael Nadal Mickey & Minnie Mouse Disney World
    Swearin
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    “I can’t wait to get this three-way started” – his thoughts

  20. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    Swearin
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    I gotta give a little bit of respect to a guy whos style continually blurs the line between actors and teamsters

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
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    If nobody took their (kardashians) pictures and put them up on the internet, would they still be “famous?!?”

    • Just_as_iT_IS

      They wouldn’t. But sites like this one make money with these pictures, so as much as they hate celebrities, they HAVE TO post them… makes you wonder who the ‘fame whore’ really is…

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    CK
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    Wearing white just makes it look even more like cottage cheese.

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    in a rare moment of vulnerability, I will tell you guys, I’m lucky. My wife has 40 DDD’s. She’s overweight, but I love her so much.

  24. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    “I see Mummy already ate your better tasting leg. Damn bitch always gets the choicest cuts.”

  25. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Skirt
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    “I fuck her.”

  26. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Someone said there was a girl coughing in here? Well, where is she?

  27. Halle Berry Nipples Tight Shirt Extant Set
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    Great, now I can add “extant” to the list of terms that give me incomprehensible boners.

  28. Enrique Iglesias Mouth Wide Open The Today Show
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    Jon Hamm is everywhere. Every. Where.

  29. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
    Screaming Meat Nugget
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    Look, he’s already predicting how long his marriage to Mila will last.

  30. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    He could have taken acting advice from Jeremy Irons but he went with the fashion tips.

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
    crb
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    Formalities, formalities…

  32. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    coljack
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    “Soon, my dear Roman, so very soon, dress rehearsal will be over. Glad to see you getting ready.” – Satan

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Senor Trout
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    Wearing white – bold move for a woman who needs a gasoline-fueled powerwasher to hose off her ass after her morning and afternoon constitutionals every day.

  34. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
    Vlad
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    Back in the day he would’ve been a shoe-in for the East German Female Swim Team. Now his quest for perfection includes a time machine.

  35. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Michael Bay Romain Zago Instagram
    Vlad
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    Dis how explosions made

  36. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    He only showed up because he heard it was made from the wood of young boys.

  37. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “Perhaps one day your misstress will be much less attractive than your wife.”

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
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    Never with the damn kid.

  39. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    “…Anh noow, forh sum’thing cohmpletely diff’runt…”

  40. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless Tanktop
    Johnny Barbells
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    …now see, if all those 50 yr old chicks who hit on me on PlentyofFish looked like THIS, i would be swimming in quinquagenarian poon!!!

  41. Rafael Nadal Mickey & Minnie Mouse Disney World
    Guillaume
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    It’s Roger FEDERER !!!!

  42. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    “Mr. Polanski, I hereby give you a gift of this coffin so you will have a place to rest after you grow up.”

  43. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    “Golly, let’s see what happens after I throw all of these magic beans on the ground…”

  44. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    “Here, catch…*snap* OWWW-OWWW…My shoulder. Shit, there goes my pitching career (at least as far as baseball goes).

  45. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
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    “Yes, it’s done, Mia. Oh, I blasted him totally. He won’t be making any more movies in this city!”

  46. Savannah Guthrie Mouth Wide Open The Today Show
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    Is she a singer or does she suffer from some sort of palsy?

  47. Rafael Nadal Mickey & Minnie Mouse Disney World
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    Damn, talk about your mixed doubles…

  48. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    What the fuck, does he just step outside once a week or so just to see if anyone notices him?

  49. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    He looks worse here than he did in yesterday’s photo. And yesterday he looked like he had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

  50. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Skirt
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    Now you are forgiven for not showing Maria Menounos’s ass…

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