The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.18.14

March 18th, 2014 // 278 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light, probably because the paparazzi is either still hungover from yesterday or they all died laughing while taking pics of Roman Polanski standing in a coffin. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re notorious for sodomizing a teenager, it’s probably not the greatest idea to equate yourself with an iconic monster.

The Mummy disguised in street clothes knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
    Dox
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    You shop at Goodwill too?!?!?

  2. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    trannyfest 2014

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Dox
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    The hobbit stood transfixed by the many baubles encased in glass. Slowly its eyes lit on the mithril shirt, and its hand slowly reached out as the words escaped from its hairy, gnarled lips…
    “My precious….”

  4. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
    Ruckus
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    “Boop! Gotyer knob!”

  5. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
    Ruckus
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    “I’m walking dinner right now, what are you up to?”

  6. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    Trying to learn how to throw? First rule of the lesson don’t throw your wrists out, people will think your fluffy.

  7. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
    Ruckus
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    HAVE A DAY! :|

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
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    Those darn bottoms keep slipping off.

  9. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    Chode?

  10. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    ben dover
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    so that’s what Svengoolie looks like without makeup

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    Classic pose…of the ending of every Pornhub video, except it’s not perfume they’re splashing around.

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
    IdDoThat
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    Sophia Loren of the next decade? Beautiful woman.

  13. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    Murphy Brown looks good.

  14. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    “Now I know how Sharon Tate feels.”
    What? Too soon?

  15. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    fred
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    “Wait a minute. There are no 11 year old girls in here . . .”

  16. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
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    “Yes, I’m following her now. Oh really? You want me to tell her? He says, ‘Eat something, bitch’”.

  17. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
    fred
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    Lena: And then I was like, do I wear the coat AND scarf, or will other New Yorkers just look at me and think that I’m a tourist? I shouldn’t be viewed as a tourist-just someone who is really, really cold. Right? Am I right?

    Dog: If I get through a little piece of this leash every day, I will be gone by Friday.

  18. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
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    “Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
    “I’m sorry, my dear boy…even though this is your Make A Wish, “fondled by a royal”, molesting you with one good leg, is very unsportsman-like. Perhaps Woody is available.”

  19. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
    fred
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    The back of his shirt says, “My Dick is”

  20. Halle Berry Nipples Tight Shirt Extant Set
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    “Come along now…pay no attention, all men rape me with there eyes.”

  21. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    HEY PUTIN – GET HIM!!

  22. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
    fred
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    Sometimes Bruce wandered around aimlessly, contemplating what was and what could have been. “At least I will always have the Olympics,” he often thought.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    fred
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    How many times a day does she change?

  24. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
    Bryan
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    I was 30 seconds into Googling that guy to see what kind of idiot name “chord” is before I realized it’s like a MUSIC chord. I was pronouncing it like chard, with an O.

  25. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
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    “Lena. It’s Woody. The dog works for me. He will take you to the drop point. If I don’t get my kiddy porn back in mint condition, I will release nude photos of you…what?! You’re shittin’ me!”

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
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    She needs a boy scout or a sailor. Or a shred of dignity.

  27. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    Just you all remember…HE PUT TOGETHER THAT LOOK.

  28. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    No matter if someone (anyone?) thinks she is somehow pretty on the outside…she is definitely ugly on the inside. No OBYN visit needed.

  29. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Ralph
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    He is small enough, physically (and as a person) to fit Woody Allen in there with him. Perfect!

  30. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    “Thats why I’m wearing a hat, you judgmental little prick. I was winning Olympic gold, and on a Wheaties box before you were born, weasel dick. You don’t wanna fuck with a man who has a Wookie as a bodyguard.”

  31. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Michael Bay Romain Zago Instagram
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    Michael Bay isn’t saying anything…the presentation must have malfunctioned.

  32. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
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    “Okay old chap, time for a magic trick. Pull one’s finger.”

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
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    “Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

  34. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless Tanktop
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    I’d hit, and quit it.

  35. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    spare change for some food?

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
    Ralph
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    Oops!, Did my bikini bottom fall off again?

  37. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    It would be hilarious if this were a set up, and someone quickly nailed a lid on the coffin and FedEx shipped the crate to the Los Angeles District Attorney office.

  38. Halle Berry Nipples Tight Shirt Extant Set
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    symmetrical boobs are overrated

  39. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    I’ve never seen an episode of Glee, but this picture does validate my expectations.

  40. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Not soon enough

  41. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Hippieloser
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    “Eh, still beats a prison cell!”

  42. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
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    which ugly dog is walking which?

  43. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Sara Sidle has a sad for Grissom

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
    Heywood Jablomie
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    I don’t know who the heck you think you are, but if you don’t wiggle those child-bearing hips out that door in 5 seconds, you’re gonna find your nose sniffing my big Amish ass!

  45. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Skirt
    DonJon
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    One of the best asses in Hollywood.

  46. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
    Mellllzy
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    I know as a complete package her body is not great, but I think she’s got awesome tits.

  47. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
    Schadenfreude
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    This is how Lamar did his limp-wristed javelin technique in Revenge of the Nerds.

  48. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Brit
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    Drugged then anally raped a thirteen year old. Twice.
    With less wood than this.

  49. Savannah Guthrie Mouth Wide Open The Today Show
    Deacon Jones
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    “Im fired?! But I just announced Im pregnant”

  50. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice!!

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