The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.18.14

March 18th, 2014 // 278 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light, probably because the paparazzi is either still hungover from yesterday or they all died laughing while taking pics of Roman Polanski standing in a coffin. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re notorious for sodomizing a teenager, it’s probably not the greatest idea to equate yourself with an iconic monster.

The Mummy disguised in street clothes knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless Tanktop
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    Nope.

  2. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
    Inner Retard
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    Chord had a weird kink. When no one was looking he loved to reenact the Maxell tape commercial.

  3. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
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    The picture on Bruce Jenner’s wall with handwritten caption: Someday

  4. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Michael Bay Romain Zago Instagram
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    Romain, you lucky bastard. I hate you.

  5. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
    meeps!
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    I had a Pinocchio joke in the chamber and just couldn’t pull the trigger. He looks like a good kid.

  6. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    Getting ready to meet Fred Phelps, I see.

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
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    Just let it fall, baby. I wanna see that vag.

  8. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
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    That kid’s leg looks more realistic than Chuck’s hands.

  9. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    ‘Didn’t know who that kid was… but instantly knew he was from “Glee”.

  10. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
    Inner Retard
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    Let’s be fair. 2 1/2 can stand for many things:
    - His IQ
    - Number of balls he has
    - Number of years he’ll live until Mila catches him cheating

  11. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    Every logger and Mountain man in Upper Canada have changed the way they dress because of him.

  12. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
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    The dog’s training to pull a Xander Jones.

  13. Maria Menounos Legs Midriff Tight Dress Wendy Williams Show
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    “Sorry. No ass shots today.”

  14. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Side Boob Swimsuit Instagram
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    Taking a page from Kelly Brooks’ book, I see… Totally approve.

  15. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The son of a bitch belongs in a coffin.

  16. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
    coljack
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    “What’s your new perfume called?”

    “Eau d’Internet.”

  17. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless Tanktop
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    Yep!

  18. Rafael Nadal Mickey & Minnie Mouse Disney World
    bigbadvoodoodaddy
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    If that was Rafa – he would be picking his butt.

  19. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
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    Given the state of modern education, I doubt most would get the joke. It does rank up there on the nerd scale of jokes. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say about 100^1/2

  20. Enrique Iglesias Mouth Wide Open The Today Show
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    Dis how rooster become cock?

  21. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Is this a pic from before Corey Feldman picked them up for work?

  22. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    I like where this is going!

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
    bigbadvoodoodaddy
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    I can’t stand this plastic attention whore. ‘It’ needs to at least mix up the poses.

  24. Halle Berry Nipples Tight Shirt Extant Set
    Little Tongue
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    Inches?

  25. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Michael Bay Romain Zago Instagram
    Cuddles
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    I see she wore her Ferrari washing dress. Good girl.

  26. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
    Little Tongue
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    Inches?

  27. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless Tanktop
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    Not bad at all.

  28. Alessia Tedeschi Swimsuit
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    Any relation to Tony Tedeschi?

  29. Enrique Iglesias Mouth Wide Open The Today Show
    Little Tongue
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    Oh yeah! Suck it to me!

  30. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    It’s like the titty version of Neapolitan ice cream and chocolate still wins by a lot.

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    Aren’t you sick of this chubby yet?

  32. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    Their mamas obviously never told them not to post sexy pictures of themselves on the internet. They’ll never be able to get a decent job, now.

  33. Halle Berry Nipples Tight Shirt Extant Set
    George P. Burdell
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    It must be take you fripples to work day.

  34. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Side Boob Swimsuit Instagram
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    Way hotter than Kelly Brooks

  35. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    When does he officially qualify for the Paralympics?

  36. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When your feet are wider than your thighs, it’s probably time to eat something.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    We never see him with or in a new set of anything. So we better not ask where that coffee came from.

  38. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think all Prince Charles pics need to come with audio.

  39. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    Michael Bay 20 years from now?

  40. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Side Boob Swimsuit Instagram
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    She’s raises the “Bar” for beautiful women. One of the world’s most beautiful woman, “Bar” none.

  41. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Skirt
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    Starting to see why Hamilton is hanging around.

  42. Halle Berry Nipples Tight Shirt Extant Set
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    Residual mom-belly.

  43. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless Tanktop
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    Still would

  44. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Michael Bay Romain Zago Instagram
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    Joanna better have a play-by-play ready. Otherwise the minute she mentions ‘threesome’ Michael Bay will panic and walk off.

  45. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
    Eejut
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    Cue Munsters theme.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Biodome Butt
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    Proof that Sears still has a catalog and it still has girdles.

  47. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
    Dr. Oz
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    She seems shy.

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Inner Retard
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    Simply from a logistical point of view… If Kim Kardashian’s ass is in West Hollywood where do they put most of West Hollywood in the meantime?

  49. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Dox
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    Creative Foreshadowing, or wish fulfillment?
    You decide.

  50. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
    Dox
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    That reminds me… KFC tonight.

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