The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.18.14

March 18th, 2014 // 278 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light, probably because the paparazzi is either still hungover from yesterday or they all died laughing while taking pics of Roman Polanski standing in a coffin. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re notorious for sodomizing a teenager, it’s probably not the greatest idea to equate yourself with an iconic monster.

The Mummy disguised in street clothes knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    What’s the French term for pedo-rapist?

  2. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
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    In my mind, like a dick, I was all, “what the fuck is wrong with that kids leg,” and then I was like all, “shit dude, chill out, you dick.”

  3. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
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    Steve Jobs zombie!!!! Run!!!

  4. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
    brick
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    Not one single Kardashian in sight and your not smiling? Wow I guess it does suck to be a dude when you’d rather be a woman.

  5. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    JC
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    The latest print ad from the United Colors of Whore.

  6. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    YadaYada
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    Damn, the black chick is looking better than ever. She must’ve got implants. Meanwhile, Aubrey is approaching Courtney Stodden territory …

  7. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
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    He heard that preteen girls were really into vampires nowadays.

  8. Rafael Nadal Mickey & Minnie Mouse Disney World
    Drunky McDrunkenton
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    That is actually Roger Federer…DUH

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra Perfume Ad Instagram
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    Now that’s how you start a fucking gallery.

  10. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
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    I feel like that lady behind Jennifer after my burrito lunch today

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Gross Fat Ass Tight Skirt
    Randal
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    I guess we found that missing airplane…

  12. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
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    “I cannot believe I have to hold your hand – here, just hold my finger for the camera and let’s get done with this, you filthy peasant.”

  13. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    maoix
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    Getting warmer

  14. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    I just can’t stop laughing at this

  15. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
    kevolution
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    You can almost see her dick.

  16. Ashton Kutcher Jogging Short Shorts
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    1.41421356237?

  17. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    Inner Retard
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    This is the safest way he can travel between countries now.

  18. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
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    She’s always been a phenomenally beautiful woman.

  19. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    I hope he as least changes his drawers

  20. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    the way i like to see this picture:
    he’s just seconds from going under the bulldozer.

  21. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
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    who’s walking Lena?

  22. Rafael Nadal Mickey & Minnie Mouse Disney World
    johnny
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    I guess all tennis players look the same to you, racist.

  23. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    Nothing unusual here.

  24. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
    gaysha
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    “you know how i know you’re gay?” *points to this pic*

  25. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
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    Damn it Lea Michelle’s at it again, this guys is about to dance himself to death off of a bridge.

  26. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
    meeps!
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    On a very “special” episode of Glee…

  27. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    Who’s taking the picture?

  28. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Skirt
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    Gettin’ laid, and gettin’ paid (respectively).

  29. Enrique Iglesias Mouth Wide Open The Today Show
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    He still can’t believe he’s married to Anna Kournikova

  30. Halle Berry Nipples Tight Shirt Extant Set
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    Still fucking hot

  31. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
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    Her sense of style is horrid.

  32. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Michael Bay Romain Zago Instagram
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    Something something “Dis how chicken score movie role” something

  33. Chord Overstreet Earmuffs Gay Dance Glee Set
    ultra
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    Glee? You don’t say…

  34. Maria Menounos Legs Midriff Tight Dress Wendy Williams Show
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    Since when does the Superficial post a picture of Maria Menounos where you can’t see her ass at all?

  35. Lena Dunham Walking Dog
    ultra
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    The dog’s making a break for it while she’s uncharacteristically encumbered by clothes.

  36. Savannah Guthrie Mouth Wide Open The Today Show
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    “Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

  37. Jennifer Connelly Sickly Anorexic Legs Minidress
    Inner Retard
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    Roy, punch the woman behind me! I don’t want to listen to her order the entire left side of the menu while trying to maintain my figure.

  38. Prince Charles Poking Young Amputee Boy Chelsea And Westminster Childrens Hospital
    iHate
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    “Don’t worry little friend, just follow your dreams. I remember when I was young like you are I followed my dream to be a soccer pl…I mean a chess player.”

  39. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    Who took a picture of this unfamous guy?

  40. Maria Menounos Legs Midriff Tight Dress Wendy Williams Show
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    Always good to see Maria. More importantly, Wendy Williams show is still on? Why?

  41. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    He paused in the midday sun to breathe it in deeply. “Piqant”, he thought, “with a hint of corned beef and stale beer. Sub tones of chalk and berry.” He reveled in it’s structure, texture and balance so deeply he barely noticed the tourist exclaiming, “Fuck, who shit here?”

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Let’s all play a game of Kill, Kill, Kill.

  43. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
    meeps!
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    Sleestacks are real…!?!

  44. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    I’ll take all 3 of them. Aubrey first.

  45. Lisa Rinna Nipples Braless Tanktop
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    She’s still pretty damn hot for 60-something years old

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Bikini Malfunction
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    I wish that dude would figure out how to tie a fucking knot.

  47. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Starbucks
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    Disappointed after finding out “The X-Men” is not a transsexual support group.

  48. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Skirt
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    She loos like that guy just flashed her and she’s trying to process it.

  49. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Michael Bay Romain Zago Instagram
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    Dis how chicken threesome. Bok. Bok.

  50. Roman Polanski Standing In Coffin Le Bal Des Vampires Press Conference
    meeps!
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    A kid can dream…

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