The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13

March 12th, 2013 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.

It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Miz Jones
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    Shut-up everybody! I like Hank Williams Jr.

  2. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Miz Jones
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    Ruffled blouse and a thong, works every time.

  3. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
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    He must have been disappointed when getting dressed to find out that after carefully planning his whole outfit, all he had was that old ratty thing.

    I’ll let you figure out if I’m talking about his belt, or Kate Moss.

  4. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
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    She has the prettiest brown eyes.

  5. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
    Jenna
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    This guy’s very good looking, and he obviously knows it. I like men who are a bit less full of themselves.

  6. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
    petey
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    Susan’s the only one who doesn’t look like a man here. Those other two are DEFINITELY drag queens.

  7. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
    P
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    Kinda rude to make fat jokes about someone who publicly announced she’s dealt with eating disorders. I’ll still call out her horrendous fashion choice though – wtf was she thinking?

  8. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
    mnsuperbee
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    Amy Winehouse and Rosie O’Donnell pre-fame. Still pretty shitty.

  9. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
    mnsuperbee
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    That’s a whole lot of sun damage.

  10. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    mnsuperbee
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    That toupee makes all the difference for Ron Howard.

  11. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
    SomeRandomChic
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    She makes me think of a TRex with tiny arms in this picture, complete with sound effect. Eeaakk??

  12. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    Not that I actually saw it or anything, but I’m pretty sure the one on the right was in a “chicks with dicks” movie.

  13. Goldie Hawn
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    Makes Kurt dress in fatigues and eyepatch, calls him Snake Plissken. Wait, no that’s what I’d do.

  14. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    So, in their relationship, he gets the food and she gets the sun. Seems fair, I guess.

  15. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
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    Shia LeDouche is on my shit list for making me side with Alec Baldwin about anything.

  16. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
    cutthecrap
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    Is Cuba gonna have to choke a bitch?

  17. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    The three of them are forming a new singing group they intend to call “The Cadavers.”

  18. Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants
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    I wonder who her publicist is, ‘cuz that ass needs way more exposure.

  19. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
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    I was thinking she’s pretty cute, but upon further inspection, she does seem to have a few “Phantom of the Opera” characteristics to her.

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