The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13

March 12th, 2013 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.

It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Terence WHAT?!

  2. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
    Don Draper's Dad
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    The hoodie was free after a night in the drunk tank after getting beaten by a fat, shirtless man.

  3. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    Alexxx3488
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    Ellen DeGeneres looking fabulous as always.

  4. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    lawn
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    “Hair Club for Men? OK, I’ll give them a try.”

  5. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Ignorant skank. Fuck her without lube

  6. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    She should do nude layouts and porn. Or at least sit on my face and let me ‘bronsky’ the fuck out of dem titties.

  7. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    CoCo is the shit.

  8. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I’ve ass fucked my awesome movies for no good reason Ron, and I STILL make shitloads of money ! !

  9. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    hedgehog
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    douche

  10. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    “The young gentleman in the front row wants to know…hahaha…if my…hahaha…if my…hahaha…if my tits…hahaha…are real…hahahahahahahaha. Yes, of course they are.

  11. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
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    Smarmy-looking prick!

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    On the plus side, at least she now has lips. (I knew I’d find a silver lining in here somewhere…)

  13. Tom Hardy Kissing Puppy Animal Rescue Set
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    Bestiality is totally going to the dogs!

  14. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
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    As an advisory notice to all of the people who will be going to Rio next year, this is what all of the stop signs will look like.

  15. Axl Rose Double Chin
    slash
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    “If you think I’m lettin’ Steven Tyler be the only man on earth to autograph three generations of tits in the same family, you got another thing coming!”

  16. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    “Jim, you should have told me you had a couple of prunes in your pocket before I stuck my hand in there…”
    “Sorry, dude, I don’t have any pockets.”

  17. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
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    “Hey, dude, do you realize if you had been born to President Kennedy and his wife, Jackie, your name would be Cuber?”

  18. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    “My mom says I have to wear these gloves at all times because giving handies is ICKY!”

  19. Goldie Hawn
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    “I actually let Dick Nixon fuck me when he was on Laugh-In.”

  20. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
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    “I say, old chap, this is terribly unfair. I gave him that lovely table cloth he has on his head, and all he gave me is these revolting slippers…”

  21. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    HEY, LOOK, EVERYBODY…it’s…uhhhh…wait…just who in the fuck ARE these people?

  22. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    PZ
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    Putting the fascism in fashion.

  23. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    I saw her in a movie thriller the other day. She even cussed and stuff. And I, sitting in my rocking chair, thought: Damn, I think I’d like to fuck her…JUST BECAUSE!

  24. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
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    “I don’t get very much respect…wait, no…I get very little respect. No, I can do better… I don’t get no respect…That’s a little better…Wait! I think I’ve got it! The whole world thinks I’m a fucking cunt! There! That’s it…”

  25. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
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    This has to be the guy everyone picked on in school. I am totally surprised that some gang-bangers haven’t beaten the living snot out of him.

  26. Kat Graham Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    I don’t know who she is. Looks a bit like Sarah Shahi. Nevertheless, I am quite impressed with her wardrobe.

  27. John Stamos Brown Tooth
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    He looks like he smells funny.

  28. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
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    Damn. That looks like fun. Without the clothing, of course. And I’ll bet she is a wild fuck!

  29. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    On the small icon it looked to me like he was wearing a ball gag.

  30. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
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    This photo makes me sad…she looks like she’s lost, more or less a metaphor for her whole life having been derailed. And only 20 years old to boot.

    I swear to Buddha, I’m not Randall. Honest. I guess I must be tired because this picture had a weird effect on me. Later, Gang!

  31. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    It’s good to see Miley is still working.

  32. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
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    Looks like Dr. Suess on ice… She is pointing out that she is Thing 1.

  33. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Mista Snazzy
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    My man man, COCAINE!!!!!

  34. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
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    Is this the wedding scene from Norbit?

  35. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    Jaime
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    He’s holding his mouth in his favorite position. *zip*

  36. Mel B Cleavage Tight Jeans Red Heels
    Jaime
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    She can have me if she plays her cards right.

  37. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    RH
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    “Unlike SOME Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English Accent”

  38. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    emersombiggins
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    She,s got a big back yard.

  39. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Pewpsock
    Commented on this photo:

    “Take me down to Kentucky Fried Chicken
    Where the slaw is green and the gravy is thickin’
    Oh won’t you please make some maaaahooooooooooooore!”

  40. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    Pewpsock
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    “Psst! Ron… you forgot to put your eyes in.”

  41. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
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    Yeah, I’d have that Minnesota gay butt sex with her

  42. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, you can do that Willow sequel now, but Disney wants Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron instead of Warwick Davis and Fat Val Kilmer. Oh, and it will be a musical.”

  43. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    She looks like a wax statue of a woman that was sculpted by someone who had the female figure described to him by a teenage boy.

  44. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    I can’t wait to see their TV show next fall “Doughboy and the Stick-Girl”

  45. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    Debbie Harry is looking a lot more like Harry Debbie.

  46. Kat Graham Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    No clue who she is, but the skinny girl top half appears to have been grafted onto a fat chick.

  47. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gonna need a face bag to shag this one.

    I’m serious, the body looks good, but gingers make my skin crawl.

  48. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
    “I’ve already abandoned all hope.”
    “Oh. Then never mind!”

  49. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
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    “What the hell are you talking about? I’ve never even HEARD of Black Cocaine…”

  50. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot. Hot. Hot!

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