The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13

March 12th, 2013 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.

It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    He’s awesome.

  2. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    They’ve all seen better days, but of course, tits.

  3. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Adam
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    I always wondered if Bob survived being shot by the Joker.

  4. Kat Graham Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    She’s fucking sexy. Is this the black chick from “Vampire Diaries”?

  5. John Stamos Brown Tooth
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    Stamos!

  6. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
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    It’s great to have a flexible woman like that. I can have a lot of fun with this one.

  7. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
    John Travolta
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    Oh look….it’s Tweddle Dee and Tweddle Dumb.

  8. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
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    She’s got that hipster, beatnik look down.

  9. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
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    She’s always completely wasted. Her choices in men make that obvious.

  10. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    I think Stevie Wonder would be flattered if he could see Coco’s impression of him.

  11. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
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    Mr. Summer’s Eve 2013.

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    When is she going to admit she’s 60 going on 16?

  13. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
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    “Come on, do it! say “Show me the Money!…Show me the money!” ”
    “Bitch I am broke!”

  14. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
    ash
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    I want 3D Damon in my room!! Ian is a hot, wonderful man who cares about the world. Love you Ian!

  15. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
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    “Excuse me…Why is he laughing?”
    “Because you are wearing his wife’s shoes.”

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Joe Cano
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    She looks like Beth, Dog The Bounty Hunter’s fat crazy wife.

    Not good, Courtney, not good.

  17. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    She thinks he’s Powder

  18. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is brought to you by Spanx.
    Spanx: You ain’t foolin’ anyone!

  19. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Aww, he got the velcroes

  20. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
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    Aww, he got the velcroes

  21. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    cranky
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    Shouldn’t it say ‘performing in Lesbian?’

  22. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
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    “Arrested Development Star Wars?… I LOVE IT!”

  23. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
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    Welcome back, Photo Boy!

  24. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
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    OMG! He is totally doing the eyebrow thing like The Rock in Be Cool!

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    glam
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    Still looks 2x better than the Amanda Bynes pic.

  26. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    sc4play
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    ‘You had me at….hello.’

  27. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i so i guess he wants people to have sex with Nina Dobrev with no guilt trips attached.

  28. Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants
    sc4play
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    God bless yoga pants!!

  29. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    oh someone give her some more strawberry ice cream. the first batch did not do anything.

  30. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
    sc4play
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    Hmmm, going after the Helena Bonham Carter ‘batshit crazy’ look?? Nailed it!

  31. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    best anti-drug poster ever.
    this is who you date when you are on drugs.

  32. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
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    Boy George is slummin’ it.

  33. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
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    Paul Reubens cleans up kinky.

  34. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
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    I learned of his foundation, and now I’m torn. It’s hard to find guys willing to campaign for animal rights and environmentalism …. but … he’s just soooooo smug. Gahh.

  35. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    RHawk
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    Two men desperately trying to figure out who looks more like a hobo.

  36. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    She’s got the Bret Michaels Idiot Pout mastered.

  37. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    STOP EMBARRASSING CANADA YOU LITTLE CUNTBAG

  38. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Man is class.

    Would, a thousand times over.

  39. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    Herpes, Hooters, and Who?

  40. Kat Graham Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
    Axerty
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    Gravity defying witch magic.

  41. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Evilgeniusnz
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    I get the feeling that just looking at her will give my computer a virus. She is nasty…. and not in a good way.

  42. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    Evilgeniusnz
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    That awkward moment when you relise the person you are talking to is not Janice Dickinson.

  43. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Elizabeth Short
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    Don’t ask to borrow her cell phone. She keeps it in her camel toe.

  44. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    Evilgeniusnz
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    The look of shaock as he goes to grab his crotch and realises when every one else knew. There is no penis to be found.

  45. Mel B Cleavage Tight Jeans Red Heels
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    Someone forgot to smother tanner on her inner arms and feet.

  46. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
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    Classy.

  47. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
    Evilgeniusnz
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    Wait who? I thought this was a 40yr old Steve Urkel? because he sure as shit can’t sing…

  48. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
    Elizabeth Short
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    If he’s trying to hypnotize me into listening to Train it’s not gonna work.

  49. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
    Evilgeniusnz
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    Where is the rest of her nose?

  50. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    Evilgeniusnz
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    “You know what’s ironic George?, Arrested Development, pretty much sums up your movie career.”

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