The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13

March 12th, 2013 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.

It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    He’s describing what food is like so she can at least enjoy it vicariously.

  2. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    tlmck
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    While all the Disney tartlets eventually shock their fans with risque behavior, Justin will soon shock his fans by admitting that he is really just a flat chested girl.

  3. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
    Mike
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    I can’t hate on this guy. Dude is a P.I.M.P.

  4. Goldie Hawn
    tlmck
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    Still crazy after all these years.

  5. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
    tlmck
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    So he trolls anorexia web sites for girls?

  6. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
    Arlmlo Schlongfooster
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    Why doesn’t she has a top on?

  7. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
    tlmck
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    I see Homeland Security is on the ball as usual.

  8. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    *sigh* not another promotion for Oz and the douche behind the curtains.

  9. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
    tlmck
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    Must be filming Old Wives of Beverly Hills.

  10. John Stamos Brown Tooth
    tlmck
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    Hopefully that is the result of someone punching him out.

  11. Robert Patterson Jeff Hilliard The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    tlmck
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    Yup. That’s definitely crap.

  12. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
    tlmck
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    I can see her tweddle.

  13. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    He still has money left to pay for a beard?

  14. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
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    Crockett and Tubbs illegitimate love child?

  15. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
    tlmck
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    Semi Lovato

  16. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
    Cock Dr
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    Looking this weird and bad takes a lot of effort. Kudos!

  17. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    rospo
    Commented on this photo:

    It won’t grow from squeezing.

  18. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  19. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    If she has a stylist they should be fired.

  20. Tom Hardy Kissing Puppy Animal Rescue Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom Hardy: I wish I could quit you.
    Puppy: HELP.ME.

  21. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
    tlmck
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    Winner!

  22. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Cock Dr
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    I must shield my eyes from the blinding glare of their beauty and glamour.

  23. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
    Cock Dr
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    The pap must have dropped a bunch of dimes and tampons on the pavement there to help get the shot.

  24. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    “Senior discount, bitches!”

  25. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
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    “I’m Gumby, Damnit!” I never get tired of Eddie Murphy.

  26. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Welcome to the buffet, baby! You’re gonna diiiiiiieeeeeeee.”

  27. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome back to the game show: WHO. IS. OLDER?

  28. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
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    Oppsie, my ass is showing, and there happens to be someone taking a photo. Oh my!

  29. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    She’s so fucking sexy. I totally would.

  30. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Douchebaggery in 3D? Sign me up!

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    Tits FTW.

  32. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
    Commented on this photo:

    Shia LaQueef.

  33. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
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    Oh look, it’s space black guy.

  34. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
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    She should hit the gym and bring her body back to it’s former sexiness.

  35. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    Nice “Miami Vice” outfit.. how long before he only wears one glove?

  36. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
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    Ass looks good, though.

  37. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
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    Hans Brinker visits the terrorists…..

  38. Axl Rose Double Chin
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    She’s got eyes like banana cream pies
    served at a free buffet.
    I’d hate to look in to those eye
    and see an empty plate.

    Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh sweet pie o’mine
    Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh it’s time to dine.

  39. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
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    “Oh, c’mon back, Cuba! I was just teasing you about Boat Trip!”

  40. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Rufus
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    Since it was driving me crazy I had to look it up: the guy is Luigi Murenu. Apparently he’s some famous hairstylist or something.

  41. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    I’ll take Women We Stroked It To In The ’70s for $1000, Alex.

  42. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    What a poser.

  43. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
    DanDanDans
    Commented on this photo:

    Demi Lofato

  44. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    I look forward to seeing pictures of her tomorrow where she’s inexplicably hot again.

  45. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    I would’ve never guessed she was that skinny.

  46. Mel B Cleavage Tight Jeans Red Heels
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    “Okay, but you should know that if I get pregnant, I’m keeping it.”

  47. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    “C’mon, Ron…say it with me…Cocoon…3D

  48. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
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    Kate’s pissed that her shirt looks better on him than it does on her.

  49. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Clarissa’s got a big ass.

  50. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
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    A hoodie? Didn’t anyone think to stand their ground?

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