The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13

March 12th, 2013 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.

It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
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    i think she looks good…dont understand all the hate, she has a cute little fit body

  2. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’ma beat the fuck outta dis later! You hear me, wiener?”

  3. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    ewww to both of them.

  4. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
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    these photos are as candid as they are organic

  5. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    oh clarissa…chunked out but her face looks good, she hasnt aged much

  6. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    The Burt Wonderstone poster is attempting the trick of making her ass appear smaller. *Gluteus Minimus! *

  7. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
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    gross.

  8. Goldie Hawn
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    “…Zoloft……Xanax…..”
    (simultaneously breathes in /laughs for 20 seconds)
    “…what’s the difference after 7 martinis!….HAHAHAHAHAHA”

  9. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    Moses must be constantly staring down and flapping to this chick. How else should you explain cleavage consisting of tits that big managing stay part that often?

  10. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    The hat hides her tears that she shed upon realizing that her life choices are going to haunt her for the rest of her li- Hahahaha! Sorry, couldn’t get through it! I’m kidding, she’s crying because she found out the hard way that lip injections REALLY hurt.

  11. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Step right up and see the wonder of a lifetime. This tragic woman is a living breathing tattoo!

  12. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
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    ugly ass outfit, makes her look even fatter than usual. this chick needs a stylist STAT.

  13. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Mama Pinkus
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    I would kill to have that tiny waist – rock on Coco

  14. Tom Hardy Kissing Puppy Animal Rescue Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “When you have been properly neutered . . . then you have my permission to hump my furniture.”

  15. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
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    her body is female perfection, soooo sad about that dog face

  16. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
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    I saw this douche bag on West Coast Customs. He acted like an even bigger douche bag.

  17. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Don’t you ever out-douche me again, little man!”

  18. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
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    she looks awesome. amazing legs, perky ass, no cellulite….time to go to the gym…

  19. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hahahaha! He thinks he’s still relevant!”

  20. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    if billy bob thornton and kevin costner had a bastard child, that child would work security for shitty movie premieres.

  21. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Jim Carrey :” Hey, Stephen, Tyler, how you doin’?”
    Stephen Tyler: “What Carrey?”
    Jim Carrey: Patting crotch : “Sorry not you. A few years ago I named my balls Steven and Tyler in-case this very moment ever happend.”

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Mama Pinkus
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    I feel sorry for this gal; she’s lacking a true sense of self and sees her self-worth exclusively in her appearance – it is sad; something dreadful happened to her as a child

  23. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
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    Blowing.
    Up.

    No wonder so many anorexics end up dying, the interventions turn you into Roseanne Barr.

  24. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    Yes folks, ^this^ is still happening.

  25. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I was told you would be wearing silly white slippers as well. I do believe I’ve been Punk’D. Someone get Bond on the phone, I want Mr. Kutcher’s penis on my desk by Friday. Pip pip, now.”

  26. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
    B&WMinstrel
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    Everyone at SXSW is talking about this. It looks exactly like Rob Lowe and it’s alive!

  27. Goldie Hawn
    Phoenix
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    “…And your little dog too! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

  28. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
    ThisWillHurt
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    Isn’t it illegal to impersonate an authority figure? Why couldn’t he be in LA where he would’ve been beaten for a minor offense?

  29. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    I think the iocane immunization process caused his eyebrows to fall off.

  30. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
    ThisWillHurt
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    Go away, Will.i.am! It’s “The Voice,” not “The Auto-Tune.”

  31. John Stamos Brown Tooth
    Phoenix
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    Working his way to Charlie Sheen.

  32. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Turns out Clarissa’s ass explains it all

  33. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    Needs more beast

  34. Robert Patterson Jeff Hilliard The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Nope nothing there!

  35. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Franka
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    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what Adolf Hitler would look like if he were alive today; that, and frequenting bath-houses.

  36. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    This picture is setting off my inter-dude proximity alert.

  37. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
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    Son of Weekend at Bernie’s.
    How will they make that work?

  38. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    Jade
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    I like the U-Boat pattern. You can’t tell the size of anything with it.

  39. John Stamos Brown Tooth
    ThisWillHurt
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    John Stamos is Charlie Sheen in “Cocaine: The Movie”

  40. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
    tlmck
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    Steroids gone wrong.

  41. Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants
    Dormant Canadian
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    So Rhea Durham the hotter version of Lena Dunham?

  42. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
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    This kid brings nothing to the table as a pop star.

  43. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
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    Coulda sworn that was Maureen Ponderosa.

  44. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
    tlmck
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    Eva Kardashian.

  45. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Jade
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    Why do singers continue to perform long past their expiration date? He’s so chubby he can’t even sing his songs due to being winded, and they sound horrible.

    Did he run through all his money? Or is he just going through a mid-life crisis? Go buy a sports car and retire in peace. You don’t want to be remembered for this.

  46. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
    tom
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    That’s some nasty teeth here.

  47. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    bewbs
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    F*ck yo couch, Kim!

  48. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    Jade
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    Umm.. his shirt is giving me the giggles. I don’t even know what he is.

  49. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
    Jade
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    I don’t know who she is, but the attention whore is strong in this one.

  50. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
    tlmck
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    His best performance was in a film called Lightning Jack.

    She can still sing me to sleep any time.

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