Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.
It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!
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i think she looks good…dont understand all the hate, she has a cute little fit body
You must have missed the bikini pics posted earlier. She has not been to a gym in a while.
“I’ma beat the fuck outta dis later! You hear me, wiener?”
the “you hear me weiner” comment is priceless
ewww to both of them.
these photos are as candid as they are organic
oh clarissa…chunked out but her face looks good, she hasnt aged much
The Burt Wonderstone poster is attempting the trick of making her ass appear smaller. *Gluteus Minimus! *
gross.
“…Zoloft……Xanax…..”
(simultaneously breathes in /laughs for 20 seconds)
“…what’s the difference after 7 martinis!….HAHAHAHAHAHA”
Moses must be constantly staring down and flapping to this chick. How else should you explain cleavage consisting of tits that big managing stay part that often?
The hat hides her tears that she shed upon realizing that her life choices are going to haunt her for the rest of her li- Hahahaha! Sorry, couldn’t get through it! I’m kidding, she’s crying because she found out the hard way that lip injections REALLY hurt.
Step right up and see the wonder of a lifetime. This tragic woman is a living breathing tattoo!
ugly ass outfit, makes her look even fatter than usual. this chick needs a stylist STAT.
I would kill to have that tiny waist – rock on Coco
“When you have been properly neutered . . . then you have my permission to hump my furniture.”
her body is female perfection, soooo sad about that dog face
She has a face? Oh yeah, she does, doesn’t she?
I saw this douche bag on West Coast Customs. He acted like an even bigger douche bag.
“Don’t you ever out-douche me again, little man!”
she looks awesome. amazing legs, perky ass, no cellulite….time to go to the gym…
“Hahahaha! He thinks he’s still relevant!”
if billy bob thornton and kevin costner had a bastard child, that child would work security for shitty movie premieres.
Jim Carrey :” Hey, Stephen, Tyler, how you doin’?”
Stephen Tyler: “What Carrey?”
Jim Carrey: Patting crotch : “Sorry not you. A few years ago I named my balls Steven and Tyler in-case this very moment ever happend.”
I feel sorry for this gal; she’s lacking a true sense of self and sees her self-worth exclusively in her appearance – it is sad; something dreadful happened to her as a child
Blowing.
Up.
No wonder so many anorexics end up dying, the interventions turn you into Roseanne Barr.
Yes folks, ^this^ is still happening.
“I was told you would be wearing silly white slippers as well. I do believe I’ve been Punk’D. Someone get Bond on the phone, I want Mr. Kutcher’s penis on my desk by Friday. Pip pip, now.”
Everyone at SXSW is talking about this. It looks exactly like Rob Lowe and it’s alive!
“…And your little dog too! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Isn’t it illegal to impersonate an authority figure? Why couldn’t he be in LA where he would’ve been beaten for a minor offense?
I think the iocane immunization process caused his eyebrows to fall off.
Go away, Will.i.am! It’s “The Voice,” not “The Auto-Tune.”
Working his way to Charlie Sheen.
Turns out Clarissa’s ass explains it all
Needs more beast
Nope nothing there!
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what Adolf Hitler would look like if he were alive today; that, and frequenting bath-houses.
This picture is setting off my inter-dude proximity alert.
Son of Weekend at Bernie’s.
How will they make that work?
I like the U-Boat pattern. You can’t tell the size of anything with it.
John Stamos is Charlie Sheen in “Cocaine: The Movie”
Steroids gone wrong.
So Rhea Durham the hotter version of Lena Dunham?
It certainly looks that way.
This kid brings nothing to the table as a pop star.
Coulda sworn that was Maureen Ponderosa.
Trying to draw attention away from her dead tooth.
Eva Kardashian.
Why do singers continue to perform long past their expiration date? He’s so chubby he can’t even sing his songs due to being winded, and they sound horrible.
Did he run through all his money? Or is he just going through a mid-life crisis? Go buy a sports car and retire in peace. You don’t want to be remembered for this.
Old rockers never die, but many of them should.
That’s some nasty teeth here.
F*ck yo couch, Kim!
Umm.. his shirt is giving me the giggles. I don’t even know what he is.
I don’t know who she is, but the attention whore is strong in this one.
His best performance was in a film called Lightning Jack.
She can still sing me to sleep any time.