Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.
It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!
- Photo Boy
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mr howard, say hello to george lucas clone # 105,972.
Please tell me these are transvestites.
Butt pads? Really?
RON: “Otis, how did you get out of pa’s jail?”
London must really think the U.S. is sending them all of our losers.
Goddamn. Elwes needs to give some diet tips to Fat Kilmer.
What’s up with the missing tooth?
I just saw the ‘other ‘ Justin, (Timberlake) on Jimmy Fallon… from a talent perspective, this kid has no idea his career has just been terminated.
“The guards simply didn’t notice. Neither did I… I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?”
“The guards simply didn’t notice. Neither did I… I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man’s shoes?”
Why does she always look like a drunk, old whore?
Typecasting?
I honestly don’t find this woman attractive. She’s just a surgical disaster waiting to happen with very little else going for her.
She looks like a female Boy George
What, Me Worry?
Why on earth would you want to turn your wide, flat ass towards the camera?
Because the other side looks so much worse?
HA! Good point.
That is quite a rollicking good jape about the slippers, James. Ha! Yes… quite droll. Best to keep those to yourself lest I call Mother to arrange a trip to France.
They do make a lovely couple, don’t they.
Who?
Can you just never do that again?
Signed,
Everyone
Janet! Dr. Scott? Rocky! BRAD! Janet? ROCKY! Dr. Scott! Brad?
LOL.
Seriously, I have an Oscar!
Sad + Sad :(
Seriously, I have an Oscar!
Every time I see him he looks like a crazy person who walks around saying “No. No no no no no. NO!” to himself all day long. Just like his movies.
do they ever ask Robert DeNiro to spin around so they can take pics of his ass? They should, he has a much nicer ass than this one.
She’s looking just as healthy as ever.
Holy cankles, Batman!
She knows.
Demonstrating how she gets dates with that face.
exactly
Mr Burns?
She still looks good! Maybe she can mentor Miss Teen Delaware?
She definitely should. Miss Deleware was boring lay.
“We both know that I now have to kill you. You’ll just have to imagine the fire”
I think this is the year that Coco really busts out.
When did Axl Rose become the Leprechaun?
“Overboard”. Greatest American film, ever. Makes ‘Citizen Kane’ look like a pile of shit.
Why couldn’t the mayor issue a ban on douche bags?
then who would run NYC?
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I hope that Axl is rated for the overloading…they’re going to tag him at the weigh station?
The heroin is strong in this one.
In a sense everyone’s a winner but in the end the judges decided the Most Fucked Up Thing in the Picture was…. his shirt.
I swear to God in the thumbnail I thought this was Adolf Hitler.
I can’t like this comment enough! :D
Good god, you must be really dumb. Everyone knows Hitler doesn’t wear bikinis anymore.
I think George is in the celebrity section of menwholooklikekennyrogers dot com.
Samantha Ronson has never looked better…
What the fuck is that?
fucking homeless people
“Fucking homeless people” is McBeef’s second favorite pastime. After eating at The Olive Garden, of course.
I’d hit it.
(hi-fives Photo Boy)
You know Ron, you could redo the Da Vinci code and fix Tom Hanks and add a cg robot sidekick who talks like Mushmouth from Fat Albert!
How about adding a cgi Russell Crowe and re release it as A Beautiful Minds…
“Look into my eyes……….yes…now you have AIDS too…..”
“Oh my god, I’m sooo high!”
I will show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring you kibble. Then I will break you.
good god.