The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.12.13

March 12th, 2013 // 365 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is stuffed so full of douche you’d think it was a closet in Charlie Sheen‘s guest bathroom. I hardly know where to begin, so I’ll just start with Ian Somerhalder who it seems has become the All-Douche, so much so that he totally dwarfs Shia LaBeouf‘s hipster NYPD patronage. Then there’s Jim Carrey and Steven Tyler going face-to-face in an irrelevance showdown and finally, the Angel of Mapledouche, Justin Bieber, with his gilded fingerless crotch handlers.

It’s almost too overwhelming. Thank god I found a real rock legend to redeem myse– GODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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superficial

  1. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
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    mr howard, say hello to george lucas clone # 105,972.

  2. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
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    Please tell me these are transvestites.

  3. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
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    Butt pads? Really?

  4. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
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    RON: “Otis, how did you get out of pa’s jail?”

  5. Will.i.am Awful Clothing The Voice Photocall
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    London must really think the U.S. is sending them all of our losers.

  6. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    The Kilted Yaksman
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    Goddamn. Elwes needs to give some diet tips to Fat Kilmer.

  7. John Stamos Brown Tooth
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    What’s up with the missing tooth?

  8. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    amir
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    I just saw the ‘other ‘ Justin, (Timberlake) on Jimmy Fallon… from a talent perspective, this kid has no idea his career has just been terminated.

  9. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
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    “The guards simply didn’t notice. Neither did I… I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?”

  10. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
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    “The guards simply didn’t notice. Neither did I… I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man’s shoes?”

  11. Goldie Hawn
    amir
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    Why does she always look like a drunk, old whore?

  12. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Meg's Attitude
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    I honestly don’t find this woman attractive. She’s just a surgical disaster waiting to happen with very little else going for her.

  13. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
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    She looks like a female Boy George

  14. John Stamos Brown Tooth
    B&WMinstrel
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    What, Me Worry?

  15. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    amir
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    Why on earth would you want to turn your wide, flat ass towards the camera?

  16. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
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    That is quite a rollicking good jape about the slippers, James. Ha! Yes… quite droll. Best to keep those to yourself lest I call Mother to arrange a trip to France.

  17. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    Meg's Attitude
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    They do make a lovely couple, don’t they.

  18. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
    Meg's Attitude
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    Who?

  19. Melissa Joan Hart Huge Butt Tight Dress The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
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    Can you just never do that again?

    Signed,
    Everyone

  20. Deborah Harry Susan Sarandon Padma Lakshmi 5th Annual Blossom Ball Event
    CrashHell
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    Janet! Dr. Scott? Rocky! BRAD! Janet? ROCKY! Dr. Scott! Brad?

  21. Jim Carrey Steven Tyler Face To Face The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Premiere
    kravdan
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    Seriously, I have an Oscar!

  22. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
    kravdan
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    Sad + Sad :(

  23. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
    kravdan
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    Seriously, I have an Oscar!

  24. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
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    Every time I see him he looks like a crazy person who walks around saying “No. No no no no no. NO!” to himself all day long. Just like his movies.

  25. Eva Longoria Butt 2013 Laureus World Sports Awards
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    do they ever ask Robert DeNiro to spin around so they can take pics of his ass? They should, he has a much nicer ass than this one.

  26. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
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    She’s looking just as healthy as ever.

  27. Demi Lovato See Through Skirt
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    Holy cankles, Batman!

  28. Claudia Romani Upskirt Panty Flash Thong Butt
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    She knows.

  29. Beth Tweddle High Kick Leg Stretch Ice Skates Daniel Whiston Celebrities On Ice Photocall
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    Demonstrating how she gets dates with that face.

  30. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
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    Mr Burns?

  31. Vanessa Williams Laughing At Cuba Gooding Jr. Meet & Greet The Cast Of The Trip To Bountiful
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    She still looks good! Maybe she can mentor Miss Teen Delaware?

  32. Tom Hardy Kissing Puppy Animal Rescue Set
    Mr. Poop
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    “We both know that I now have to kill you. You’ll just have to imagine the fire”

  33. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
    contusion
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    I think this is the year that Coco really busts out.

  34. Axl Rose Double Chin
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    When did Axl Rose become the Leprechaun?

  35. Goldie Hawn
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    “Overboard”. Greatest American film, ever. Makes ‘Citizen Kane’ look like a pile of shit.

  36. Shia LaBeouf NYPD Hoodie
    kravdan
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    Why couldn’t the mayor issue a ban on douche bags?

  37. Axl Rose Double Chin
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    [img]http://content8.flixster.com/photo/11/40/47/11404794_gal.jpg[/img]

  38. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
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    The heroin is strong in this one.

  39. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    B&WMinstrel
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    In a sense everyone’s a winner but in the end the judges decided the Most Fucked Up Thing in the Picture was…. his shirt.

  40. Kevin Jonas Shirtless Pale Chest Danielle Deleasa Bikini
    B&WMinstrel
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    I swear to God in the thumbnail I thought this was Adolf Hitler.

  41. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    contusion
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    I think George is in the celebrity section of menwholooklikekennyrogers dot com.

  42. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab Gold Fingerless Goves
    meeps!
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    Samantha Ronson has never looked better…

  43. Kate Moss Lazy Eyes L'Oreal Kerastase Paris
    contusion
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    What the fuck is that?

  44. Kat Graham Cleavage Midriff Sports Bra
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    fucking homeless people

  45. Coco Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Deacon Jones
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    I’d hit it.

    (hi-fives Photo Boy)

  46. George Lucas Ron Howard The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences 22nd Annual Hall of Fame Induction Gala
    kravdan
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    You know Ron, you could redo the Da Vinci code and fix Tom Hanks and add a cg robot sidekick who talks like Mushmouth from Fat Albert!
    How about adding a cgi Russell Crowe and re release it as A Beautiful Minds…

  47. Ian Somerhalder Warner Brothers TV 2013 SXSW Party
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    “Look into my eyes……….yes…now you have AIDS too…..”

  48. Prince Charles Wearing Slippers King Hussein Mosque Visit
    B&WMinstrel
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    “Oh my god, I’m sooo high!”

  49. Tom Hardy Kissing Puppy Animal Rescue Set
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    I will show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring you kibble. Then I will break you.

  50. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    good god.

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