The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.11.14
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for the vileness flooding your brain while you do whatever it is you guys all do for a living. It’s elementary schoolteachers, right? I’m going with that. So while you make the kids braid their mother’s hair and make nativity dioramas (What? My mom teacher told me this is what everybody else was doing in class all day.), enjoy casting your judgement on Bruce Jenner who I’m now convinced has radiation poisoning, Hugh Jackman touching a man’s should–GAY!!!, and Pete Doherty in a pretty unremarkable photo unless you count the fact that he’s upright, out in daylight, and not deceased.
Wait, wait, HE’S THE YELLOW KIN– It’s over isn’t it? *slams door, runs to bedroom* I hate it here, I’m running away and I’m never coming back!
– Photo Boy
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