The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.11.14

March 11th, 2014 // 380 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for the vileness flooding your brain while you do whatever it is you guys all do for a living. It’s elementary schoolteachers, right? I’m going with that. So while you make the kids braid their mother’s hair and make nativity dioramas (What? My mom teacher told me this is what everybody else was doing in class all day.), enjoy casting your judgement on Bruce Jenner who I’m now convinced has radiation poisoning, Hugh Jackman touching a man’s should–GAY!!!, and Pete Doherty in a pretty unremarkable photo unless you count the fact that he’s upright, out in daylight, and not deceased.

Wait, wait, HE’S THE YELLOW KIN– It’s over isn’t it? *slams door, runs to bedroom* I hate it here, I’m running away and I’m never coming back!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pete Doherty
    Bob
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    Make fun of him all you want, but you have to respect anyone brave enough to pass the horrors in Keith Richard’s vault of doom and learn the secret of immortality.

  2. Sean Penn Hiding Behind Large Package LAX
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    Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”

  3. Maitland Ward Cleavage Style Fashion Week LA 7th Season
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    Yep, I sure would.

  4. Prince Charles Kissing Queen Elizabeth On Cheek Commonwealth Day Observance Service Westminster Abbey
    Swearin
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    “Tick tock, old woman. Tick tock…”

  5. Oprah Winfrey Maria Shriver Paycheck To Paycheck The Life and Times Of Katrina Gilbert
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    Maria has that look like Oprah farts smell so bad from so many bad diets.

  6. Demi Lovato Half Shaved Head Pink Hair Cowboys Sweatshirt
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    I see she went to Brittany’s barber.

  7. Kathy Griffin Cleavage Josh Groban Awkward Portrait Pose UCSF Medical Center And The Painted Turtle Present A Starry Evening Of Music Comedy Surprises
    Swearin
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    Worst prom photo ever.

  8. Sean Penn Hiding Behind Large Package LAX
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    ” Did the goblins show up again? “

  9. Macy Gray Crazy Hair Tyler Perrys The Single Moms Club Premiere
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    Bullshit. I’d recognize Kid from Kid ‘n Play anywhere.

  10. Prince Charles Kissing Queen Elizabeth On Cheek Commonwealth Day Observance Service Westminster Abbey
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    Shit, did I miss Commonwealth Day AGAIN?

  11. Roseanne Barr Crazy Face PaleyFest Icon Award Celebration Event
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    She has that I Still have that Sam Kinison blowjob taste in my mouth.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants SoulCycle
    Bob
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    You break three cycle seats in one session and they make you sign an Indemnification Clause every time you come in after.

  13. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans Backless Shirt Cirque Le Soir Club
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    Nice job getting out of the straitjacket, Houdini. Bravo.

  14. Bill Cosby Funny Or Die Clubhouse Facebook Pop Up HQ SXSW Music Film Interactive Festival
    meshuggah Tits
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    “You insimmizert the puzzidding pop like this…”

  15. Hugh Jackman Hand On Mans Shoulders
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    Vulcan pinch now!

  16. Roseanne Barr Crazy Face PaleyFest Icon Award Celebration Event
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    Honestly, I thought she’d look worse.

  17. Oprah Winfrey Maria Shriver Paycheck To Paycheck The Life and Times Of Katrina Gilbert
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    True Detective Season 2

  18. Bruce Jenner Fucked Up Face Thinning Hair
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    It does not put the lotion on its skin!

  19. Rachel Ray Derpface Double Chin Live Q&A with Rachael Ray Philadelphia Flower Show
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    “…and thats when I realized, thats not a sauce covered baby back rib I was sucking on.”

  20. Pete Doherty
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    The only guy in the world with the largest Cheech and Chong Big Bambui rolling paper collection.

  21. Demi Lovato Half Shaved Head Pink Hair Cowboys Sweatshirt
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    Lovato has not yet gone the full Sinead but give her time. Soon she will be sharing her difficult brown with more than just Wilmer.

  22. Prince Charles Kissing Queen Elizabeth On Cheek Commonwealth Day Observance Service Westminster Abbey
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    Little more tongue lady.

  23. Pete Doherty
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    Graduating to rodents larger than gerbils, Pete needed a bigger tube.

  24. Nicolas Cage Bead Necklace Rosario Dawson Joe Premiere SXSW Music Film Interactive Festival
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    Damn, he is so broke the IRS repossessed his gold chains so he had to get ones made out of M&Ms.

  25. Macy Gray Crazy Hair Tyler Perrys The Single Moms Club Premiere
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    I loved him in Catching Fire.

  26. Bruce Jenner Fucked Up Face Thinning Hair
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    Man, they just seriously fuck up every man that comes in contact with them.

  27. Sean Penn Hiding Behind Large Package LAX
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    Looks like he has a fatal attraction with the baggage carousel.

  28. Pete Doherty
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    I said, Moonwalk hipster! MOONWALK!!

  29. Bill Cosby Funny Or Die Clubhouse Facebook Pop Up HQ SXSW Music Film Interactive Festival
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    “What’s funny is I gave her too many roofies and she died”

  30. Bruce Jenner Fucked Up Face Thinning Hair
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    Whoever is bitten by a wookie and lives, becomes a wookie himself.

  31. Maxwell Taking Picture Of Woman In Bikini
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    What kind of fucktard goes into the ocean with a baseball cap on and a cellphone?

  32. Roseanne Barr Crazy Face PaleyFest Icon Award Celebration Event
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    Kelly Osbourne in about 3 years.

  33. Macy Gray Crazy Hair Tyler Perrys The Single Moms Club Premiere
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    “Am I being photobombed by two white bitches? I thought so!”

  34. Alec Baldwin Barbara Walters Guild Hall Of East Hampton Academy Of Arts Lifetime Achievement Awards
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    Hit her! HIT HER! Ol’ leatherface won’t feel a thing.

  35. Kathy Griffin Cleavage Josh Groban Awkward Portrait Pose UCSF Medical Center And The Painted Turtle Present A Starry Evening Of Music Comedy Surprises
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    Tranny Bonaduce. (ripped from an old C.C. Roast).

  36. Maitland Ward Cleavage Style Fashion Week LA 7th Season
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    You could fry up a pretty decent size breakfast on her forehead.

  37. Ricky Martin Hotel Window Rio
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    Dammit, him coming out as a gay man makes these photos no fun. Now you make comments about photos like these being incriminating.

  38. Demi Lovato Half Shaved Head Pink Hair Cowboys Sweatshirt
    wrynoceros
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    Ray Ban Clubmasters – check
    Pink highlights, shaved sides – check
    Black nails – check
    Pink lipstick – check
    This is a full on, goddamn, Culture Club flashback

  39. Melissa Molinaro Belly Midriff Legs Minskirt Style Fashion Week LA 7th Season
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    Where did you did this whore up from?

  40. Julianne Hough Butt White Cutoff Jean Shorts Moving Truck
    wrynoceros
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    so, now the carpet matches the drapes?

  41. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Huge Ass Bikini Instagram
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    She’s got a great body. That’s a definite WouldDo.

  42. Prince Charles Kissing Queen Elizabeth On Cheek Commonwealth Day Observance Service Westminster Abbey
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    Charles: “Lets keep the blood line pure, mother.”
    Queen: “Oh my god. George Clooney is molesting me!” *Activates Life Alert*

  43. Alec Baldwin Barbara Walters Guild Hall Of East Hampton Academy Of Arts Lifetime Achievement Awards
    wrynoceros
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    Wayland Flowers’ death didn’t stop her after all

  44. Bill Cosby Funny Or Die Clubhouse Facebook Pop Up HQ SXSW Music Film Interactive Festival
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    This man is a legend. He deserves nothing but our respe…wow..he’s really simulating a pinched nipple isn’t he…I mean he pioneered wholesome black family enterta…is his other hand pretending to cup a breast?….I mean..he was a pitchman for pudding! How can anyone accus…does his sweater say ‘Hello friend’ like he’s on dateline:to catch a predator????…. ah fuck it i’m out.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants SoulCycle
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    Soulcycle is wear you cycle for Satan, in a chance to win your soul back. And, she’s the answer to why there are two missing bicycle seats at the gym.

  46. Renee Zellweger UCSF Medical Center And The Painted Turtle
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    Zoolanda

  47. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
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    I feel like going fishing now.

  48. Billy Dee Williams Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    I want you!… to buy my new fried chicken… sure nuff.
    For a limited time buy a Nappy meal and get a cornbread for free.
    At the General’s we do chicken, right-on!

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants SoulCycle
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    God, I hate going to the gym and listening to people grunt and moo.

  50. Oprah Winfrey Maria Shriver Paycheck To Paycheck The Life and Times Of Katrina Gilbert
    JimBB
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    OPRAH, BEHIND YOU!! WALKER!!!!

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