And here comes another nude photo… (Get my camera.)
Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Bieber‘s “swagger coach,” everyday in the life of Kim Kardashian, and Chris Brown being allowed near a Lamborghini because the last time went so well.
I see dead people,
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Insert obligatory why so serious joke here.
Leona Helmsley lives!
I was going to call him K-Fed’s retarded cousin, but well, they’re both retarded.
An extra from “The Life of Brian”?
Why do people admire him? Woman-beating aside, he’s not even that attractive, and always dresses like a clown.
Hooray for 99 cent lipstick!
The star of “Hit So Hard”…
Grandpa and Miss Swan.
White people were not meant to coach swagger… see my white ass can’t even type it right!
the fuck is a wonderwall anyways?
the thing his career hit at a hundred miles per hour.
Looks more like “Greasa” than Lisa.
Awesome observation…..
Don’t you hate it when your father tries to kiss you in public?
I didn’t know they made male Real Dolls.
I think he’s there to meet Bieber’s swagger coach.
I think you mean “meat” Bieber’s swagger coach.
I think you mean have homoerotic sexual intercourse with Bieber’s swagger coach.
So, are all those anchors from all the sailors who banged him?
He is not only a master in the arts, but also a master at cultivating his own cherry blossom tree. First rate Jardinier, you know.
She’s sure happy, but Heathrow really has this effect on people.
thomas the tank engine callbacks.
Cause I was born in the…oh wait. Wrong old guy. My bad.
i’d rather look at a kurt cobain live-cam.
How old is she now? Like 12?
try FORTY..
You could put this photo next to one of LiLo and call them “during” and “still during”
http://files.clubplanet.com/sitefiles/ArticleImages/1816/lohan%20almost%20naked.jpg
keith richards looks like shit.
This photo taken moments before he “stumbled”
Sweats and no makeup, and she’s still too hot for Macauly Culkin.
this is why you wait until after puberty. before that it’s a toss-up how they’ll turn out.
i think the incredible hulk shoes explain the anger issues.
if the women beating stuff didn’t make you want to punch his face in, realizing that level of talent gets you that level of car will.
“From now on, we’re gonna call ourselves Captain Salt’s Estranged Love Affair Orchestra.”
Worse than Kurt’s “after” shots.
Girlfriend, your ass is gonna need to buy a second seat.
That hair says “I just woke up”, but those eyes say “I had a fat line of coke for breakfast”
LOL
Failed flight attendant
Are you sure that’s not Mila Kunis?
I thought so too, until I scrolled down to her tits. Those are not Mila’s tits.
Also, those are not Mila’s eyes, either. [insert blind-in-one-eye joke here]
Mila is hotter
“Hi Andy, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?”
Isn’t this a picture of Britney Spears from a year ago?
She shaved the happy trail didn’t she
Hairway to Heaven!
cut the shit cocktease lets see that ass or gtfo
Your shirt says, “I’m casual” but your eyes say, “My wife is a horse skeleton”.
+4
I hear they’re working on her replacement now.
Oh Wow! I was wondering what Emo Phillips was up to now days…
+1
so when did they decide to start ripping off The Monkees?
Needs to sort out her nails whoever it is.
I like how you added “and his wife.” Y’know, in case people forgot that part.
Has Chrissie Hynde always had 5 o’clock shadow or are cameras just better now?
It was a movie about her face.
Yep, the movie title explains her meandering nose. That and years of sleeping face down passed out well… just about anywhere.
just lift it a little higher like you do in all your “stolen” pics.
Some guys will look at any old big ass.
Zack Snyder took a shit on my career and called it feminism – hooray!
waaaay better than Lindsay.
Agreed. Not even close.