The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.29.11

March 29th, 2011 // 330 Comments

And here comes another nude photo… (Get my camera.)

Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Bieber‘s “swagger coach,” everyday in the life of Kim Kardashian, and Chris Brown being allowed near a Lamborghini because the last time went so well.

I see dead people,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lisa Rinna
    Colin
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    Insert obligatory why so serious joke here.

  2. Lisa Rinna
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    Leona Helmsley lives!

  3. Joel Madden
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    I was going to call him K-Fed’s retarded cousin, but well, they’re both retarded.

  4. Liam Gallagher
    dontlooknow
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    An extra from “The Life of Brian”?

  5. Chris Brown
    Colin
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    Why do people admire him? Woman-beating aside, he’s not even that attractive, and always dresses like a clown.

  6. Courtney Love
    dontlooknow
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    Hooray for 99 cent lipstick!

  7. Ryan Good
    dontlooknow
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    The star of “Hit So Hard”…

  8. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    dontlooknow
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    Grandpa and Miss Swan.

  9. Ryan Good
    toolazytothinkofaname
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    White people were not meant to coach swagger… see my white ass can’t even type it right!

  10. Liam Gallagher
    flapsteak
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    the fuck is a wonderwall anyways?

  11. Lisa Rinna
    Knox Ema
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    Looks more like “Greasa” than Lisa.

  12. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    toolazytothinkofaname
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    Don’t you hate it when your father tries to kiss you in public?

  13. Ryan Good
    E
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    I didn’t know they made male Real Dolls.

  14. Chris Brown
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    I think he’s there to meet Bieber’s swagger coach.

  15. Ryan Good
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    So, are all those anchors from all the sailors who banged him?

  16. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    Go rough young man
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    He is not only a master in the arts, but also a master at cultivating his own cherry blossom tree. First rate Jardinier, you know.

  17. Jena Malone
    timmy the dying boy
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    She’s sure happy, but Heathrow really has this effect on people.

  18. Liam Gallagher
    tito
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    thomas the tank engine callbacks.

  19. Al Pacino
    nmi9dream
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    Cause I was born in the…oh wait. Wrong old guy. My bad.

  20. Courtney Love
    tito
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    i’d rather look at a kurt cobain live-cam.

  21. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    nmi9dream
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    How old is she now? Like 12?

  22. Vanessa Hudgens
    Daemon8666
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    You could put this photo next to one of LiLo and call them “during” and “still during”

  23. Al Pacino
    tito
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    keith richards looks like shit.

  24. Kim Kardashian
    Daemon8666
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    This photo taken moments before he “stumbled”

  25. Mila Kunis
    Daemon8666
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    Sweats and no makeup, and she’s still too hot for Macauly Culkin.

  26. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    tito
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    this is why you wait until after puberty. before that it’s a toss-up how they’ll turn out.

  27. Chris Brown
    tito
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    i think the incredible hulk shoes explain the anger issues.

  28. Chris Brown
    tito
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    if the women beating stuff didn’t make you want to punch his face in, realizing that level of talent gets you that level of car will.

  29. Liam Gallagher
    Daemon8666
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    “From now on, we’re gonna call ourselves Captain Salt’s Estranged Love Affair Orchestra.”

  30. Courtney Love
    Daemon8666
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    Worse than Kurt’s “after” shots.

  31. Kim Kardashian
    Elle
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    Girlfriend, your ass is gonna need to buy a second seat.

  32. Ryan Good
    Daemon8666
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    That hair says “I just woke up”, but those eyes say “I had a fat line of coke for breakfast”

  33. Liam Gallagher
    Elle
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    Failed flight attendant

  34. Vanessa Hudgens
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    Are you sure that’s not Mila Kunis?

  35. Lisa Rinna
    Daemon8666
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    “Hi Andy, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?”

  36. Courtney Love
    Lizza
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    Isn’t this a picture of Britney Spears from a year ago?

  37. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    She shaved the happy trail didn’t she

  38. Vanessa Hudgens
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    cut the shit cocktease lets see that ass or gtfo

  39. David Beckham
    Daemon8666
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    Your shirt says, “I’m casual” but your eyes say, “My wife is a horse skeleton”.

  40. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    Daemon8666
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    I hear they’re working on her replacement now.

  41. Liam Gallagher
    chevyp
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    Oh Wow! I was wondering what Emo Phillips was up to now days…

  42. Liam Gallagher
    fartbucket
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    so when did they decide to start ripping off The Monkees?

  43. Vanessa Hudgens
    bob
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    Needs to sort out her nails whoever it is.

  44. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    TomFrank
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    I like how you added “and his wife.” Y’know, in case people forgot that part.

  45. Liam Gallagher
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    Has Chrissie Hynde always had 5 o’clock shadow or are cameras just better now?

  46. Courtney Love
    Lita
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    It was a movie about her face.

    • Bucky Barnes

      Yep, the movie title explains her meandering nose. That and years of sleeping face down passed out well… just about anywhere.

  47. Vanessa Hudgens
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    just lift it a little higher like you do in all your “stolen” pics.

  48. Kim Kardashian
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    Some guys will look at any old big ass.

  49. Jena Malone
    AC
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    Zack Snyder took a shit on my career and called it feminism – hooray!

  50. Mila Kunis
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    waaaay better than Lindsay.

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