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  1. The Critical Crassness

    No wonder the little putz looks and acts gay!

    • GeorgeWBush

      Nothing spells gay then having a ton of gold anchor chains around your neck….looks like he’s way into seaman

  2. Cock Dr

    He looks like our neighbor’s dog right before they throw the stick.

  3. Double D

    This guy coaches swagger?!?!
    That’s like Chris Brown coaching anger-management.
    Or Charlie Sheen coaching moderation.

  4. DKNY

    “And this is how you stand straight up, even with Usher inside you.”

  5. Colin

    He’s teaching Beaver the RRobert Pattinson method. He’s got the greasy looking just-got-out-of-bed hair down, but he’s failing at the looking dead inside.

  6. dontlooknow

    The star of “Hit So Hard”…

  7. toolazytothinkofaname

    White people were not meant to coach swagger… see my white ass can’t even type it right!

  8. E

    I didn’t know they made male Real Dolls.

  9. So, are all those anchors from all the sailors who banged him?

  10. Daemon8666

    That hair says “I just woke up”, but those eyes say “I had a fat line of coke for breakfast”

  11. homosapiens

    children and adults alike giggle and jeer at the man with silly necklaces and silky cardigans

  12. Bucky Barnes

    Thank goodness Justin has someone willing to spend the grueling hours required to adjust his trousers. It must be terribly stressful thinking how at any moment Ryan could chuck it all in and join the priesthood.

  13. So that’s the look of a guy who teaches you to ‘swagger’ into 12 year old girls’ pants… professionally, huh? Shocking.

  14. cc

    If one anchor means ‘I am a bottom’ what does two anchors mean?

  15. The line between swagger and sashay is thinner than I thought.

  16. Eric

    Okay J.B. in the Navy, you can get down on your knees… Let’s see it.

  17. Pete

    Turn away before it’s too late! He’s giving us the Jonas!

  18. Deuce

    Girls: if you want to bang Justin Beiber, this is the guy you got to bang first.

  19. This explains about 99.9% of it.

  20. lili

    Looks like Ricky Martin on crack.

  21. Is ‘swagger coach’ a euphemism?

  22. Is he gonna teach the Bieb to swagger like a cockatoo?

  23. Drew

    “This is the look you give Usher in the mirror to let him know you enjoy his black cock in your ass”

  24. Reece

    He looks like that “college kid” who is actually a skeezy 35 yr old pool cleaner & hangs out at all the high school parties slipping girls roofies

  25. Justin has to be SOO tired of people raping him.

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