“Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar?
Mel B can show us where babies ruin pop music careers come from,
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“Mommy, I can see our house from here!!!”
Khewy Kardashian on the prowl for more Ewoks to devour for dinner.
Underfed and overrated.
Neither is interested, it’s as though they’re playing Spin the Bottle.
Phew! Do NOT go in there…
He just keeps looking better and better.
Grow your bangs back.
Sharon Stone take notes!
“Oh, I see you use Super Polygrip, too.”
Why is he wearing his ears around his neck?
Ouch… that burns
They go through extensive screenings to make sure every child knows how each type of fabric works before being hired by the Dallas Cowboys’ sweatshops.
“America…fuck yeah!”
I thought Peg Bundy was a redhead.
“Will someone please tell Kim Kardashian to return the microphone. Thank you.”
+1000
Where’s my pudding!
“Damn that Mary Poppins…she gets all the jobs!”
Real fans do wear crazy things on their heads to support their teams. Football fans wear cheese wedges and inflatable helmets. Hockey fans wear foil covered Stanley Cups. Movie fans wear inflatable Oscars. Nick Nolte is a real fan.
C list kisses D list. A and B lists – not shown – elsewhere being relevant.
JayZ shows everyone how he gained that pregnancy weight
No honey, that’s not a hairbrush.
The NAACP thought that a black Freddy Kreuger would give them more appeal. They were wrong.
“Security! The terrorists took my walker!”
That is the look of a man who made America proud by shooting a Canadian…one named Bieber.
“And this is where babies come from, where you came from…”
“I thought it was down there? I googled it.”
She still misses her lil’ pet chihuahua. She hasn’t seen it she fell face first while playing with him.
Tazer…now in fashionable pink!
Oh silly Sharon. You can’t use your dark magic to absorb Kathy Griffin’s soul that way because she doesn’t have one anymore
“Just get your bags and get the fuck outta here Sandusky!”
“See…I am NOT a tramp!”
She’s just going with this look to appeal to The Vow’s target demographic: fancy housewives and little girls who will become them
You can do just about anything with shrimp…fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, grilled shrimp, shrimp gumbo……
“So then I finally killed the damn kid after YEARS of intricate planning, after having failed to kill him AT LEAST twice before, and then, HE COMES BACK TO LIFE and defeats me! What the bloody hell, am I right?! Oh, sorry, got off topic…Charles Dickens wrote books that did not indirectly make me millions of dollars.”
Oh my, he looks like he has or have had chemo not too long ago? Anything known?
Ugh, I really thought it was Kenny Rogers when I clicked the thumbnail….
Angelina became stick thin and now he’s done the same. Wonder if there’s something they haven’t told us.
Dude with his cash, and he used to drive a Chrysler LeBaron.
Nah, different Voight. Spelled his name John.
Boy is he skinny. Maybe he’s been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Those are probably fake, but they do make a plain beige sweater much more interesting.
She’s doing it right.
Wait. That’s what Billy Bob Thornton looks like these days? Have I gone back in time? What year is this?
Richard Fish would be all over that wattle.
That could well be the least convincing kiss ever, and I include me as a heavily mustachioed, beer-breathed college boy dutifully greeting my dowager aunt at Thanksgiving.
You’re like Michaelangelo, except with words instead of paint.
The best part of this photo is going on nowhere near the face :P
Even AARP Magazine is yawning.
That explains the deep freeze in Europe.
That looks like a man who’s having a mental flash back of some Angelina pussy.
One of the few women on the planet who does NOT look better as a blonde.
griffin is just trying to make anderson cooper jealous.
Yes, yes, we got at least 5 pictures of your bare midriff and your prominent nipples. You can exhale now.
busta park bench.