The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.7.12

February 7th, 2012 // 308 Comments

“Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar?

Mel B can show us where babies ruin pop music careers come from,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    Pewpsock
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mommy, I can see our house from here!!!”

  2. Khloe Kardashian Animal Print Blanket
    Pewpsock
    Commented on this photo:

    Khewy Kardashian on the prowl for more Ewoks to devour for dinner.

  3. Billy Bob Thornton
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Underfed and overrated.

  4. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    lawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Neither is interested, it’s as though they’re playing Spin the Bottle.

  5. Katherine Heigl
    Pewpsock
    Commented on this photo:

    Phew! Do NOT go in there…

  6. Nick Nolte Red Face
    lawn
    Commented on this photo:

    He just keeps looking better and better.

  7. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Grow your bangs back.

  8. Sophie Turner
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Sharon Stone take notes!

  9. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, I see you use Super Polygrip, too.”

  10. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he wearing his ears around his neck?

  11. juicyfruit

    Ouch… that burns

  12. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    They go through extensive screenings to make sure every child knows how each type of fabric works before being hired by the Dallas Cowboys’ sweatshops.

  13. John Stamos
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “America…fuck yeah!”

  14. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Peg Bundy was a redhead.

  15. Ralph Feinnes
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Will someone please tell Kim Kardashian to return the microphone. Thank you.”

  16. Jon Voight
    Juice
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s my pudding!

  17. Katherine Heigl
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn that Mary Poppins…she gets all the jobs!”

  18. Nick Nolte Red Face
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Real fans do wear crazy things on their heads to support their teams. Football fans wear cheese wedges and inflatable helmets. Hockey fans wear foil covered Stanley Cups. Movie fans wear inflatable Oscars. Nick Nolte is a real fan.

  19. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    C list kisses D list. A and B lists – not shown – elsewhere being relevant.

  20. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    JayZ shows everyone how he gained that pregnancy weight

  21. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    No honey, that’s not a hairbrush.

  22. Busta Rhymes Fat
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    The NAACP thought that a black Freddy Kreuger would give them more appeal. They were wrong.

  23. Jon Voight
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Security! The terrorists took my walker!”

  24. Billy Bob Thornton
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the look of a man who made America proud by shooting a Canadian…one named Bieber.

  25. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this is where babies come from, where you came from…”
    “I thought it was down there? I googled it.”

  26. Sophie Turner
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    She still misses her lil’ pet chihuahua. She hasn’t seen it she fell face first while playing with him.

  27. Sophie Turner
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Tazer…now in fashionable pink!

  28. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh silly Sharon. You can’t use your dark magic to absorb Kathy Griffin’s soul that way because she doesn’t have one anymore

  29. Jon Voight
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Just get your bags and get the fuck outta here Sandusky!”

  30. Sophie Turner
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “See…I am NOT a tramp!”

  31. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just going with this look to appeal to The Vow’s target demographic: fancy housewives and little girls who will become them

  32. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    You can do just about anything with shrimp…fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, grilled shrimp, shrimp gumbo……

  33. Ralph Feinnes
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “So then I finally killed the damn kid after YEARS of intricate planning, after having failed to kill him AT LEAST twice before, and then, HE COMES BACK TO LIFE and defeats me! What the bloody hell, am I right?! Oh, sorry, got off topic…Charles Dickens wrote books that did not indirectly make me millions of dollars.”

  34. Billy Bob Thornton
    Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my, he looks like he has or have had chemo not too long ago? Anything known?

  35. Nick Nolte Red Face
    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh, I really thought it was Kenny Rogers when I clicked the thumbnail….

  36. Billy Bob Thornton
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    Angelina became stick thin and now he’s done the same. Wonder if there’s something they haven’t told us.

  37. Jon Voight
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude with his cash, and he used to drive a Chrysler LeBaron.

  38. Billy Bob Thornton
    Commented on this photo:

    Boy is he skinny. Maybe he’s been through the desert on a horse with no name.

  39. Sophie Turner
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are probably fake, but they do make a plain beige sweater much more interesting.

  40. Billy Bob Thornton
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait. That’s what Billy Bob Thornton looks like these days? Have I gone back in time? What year is this?

  41. Katherine Heigl
    Commented on this photo:

    Richard Fish would be all over that wattle.

  42. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Commented on this photo:

    That could well be the least convincing kiss ever, and I include me as a heavily mustachioed, beer-breathed college boy dutifully greeting my dowager aunt at Thanksgiving.

  43. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    Adam
    Commented on this photo:

    The best part of this photo is going on nowhere near the face :P

  44. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    Even AARP Magazine is yawning.

  45. Katherine Heigl
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    That explains the deep freeze in Europe.

  46. Billy Bob Thornton
    DiddyK
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks like a man who’s having a mental flash back of some Angelina pussy.

  47. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    One of the few women on the planet who does NOT look better as a blonde.

  48. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    griffin is just trying to make anderson cooper jealous.

  49. Sophie Turner
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, yes, we got at least 5 pictures of your bare midriff and your prominent nipples. You can exhale now.

  50. Busta Rhymes Fat
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    busta park bench.

Leave A Comment