The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.7.12

February 7th, 2012 // 308 Comments

“Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar?

Mel B can show us where babies ruin pop music careers come from,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ralph Feinnes
    it had to be said
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    Und vee vill invade Poland, und Russia . . .

  2. Uma Thurman Wonky Eye
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Uma is hhhiiiiigggghhhh as a kite.

  3. Busta Rhymes Fat
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo, dis is da finger wit da stink on it, yo.

  4. Khloe Kardashian Animal Print Blanket
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Why am I not surprised that she takes a Snuggie on planes with her?

  5. Sophie Turner
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to Kim Kardashian:

    Now THAT is what a fine piece of a well proportion @$$ should look like

  6. Billy Bob Thornton
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice thing about goatees is I keep getting older, but they still look douchy.

  7. Sophie Turner
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit.

  8. Sophie Turner
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    God bless the zoom feature. That is totally a nipple on her left.

  9. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    The hair and makeup and dress and well all of it is a really bad look for her.

  10. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    chopped75_xl
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re right there, ..does this smell funny to you???

  11. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    Commented on this photo:

    doughy mouthbreather.

  12. Katherine Heigl
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    ♪ And those of us with ravaged faces,
    lacking in the social graces..

  13. Nick Nolte Red Face
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet there’s no arse on those trousers

  14. Jon Voight
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard TSA has great benefits and vacation leave for employees.

  15. Busta Rhymes Fat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Two questions America needs to ask itself.
    Why have you never seen anyone else wear a shirt like that?
    Is there really only one Dennis the Menace?

  16. Jon Voight
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    They all want to look like Larry King

  17. Sophie Turner
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to fap to this.

  18. Hey Soos

    Double Duck Face

  19. Billy Bob Thornton
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    The anti-Busta Rhymes.

  20. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    Hey Soos
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugly mofo

  21. Katherine Heigl
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    “Too much Activia…”

  22. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  23. Katherine Heigl
    Bolsu
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn, that one was wet…”

  24. Katherine Heigl
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    I made that same face when I saw this picture. It’s Contagion.

  25. Katherine Heigl
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    Please, stay the fuck in Berlin!

  26. Busta Rhymes Fat
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    “Woo Haa! Which way to the coat check?”

    • Snack pack

      ^This. Love the Busta jokes, and I was gonna go with something like “Flip mode has now gone Fat mode” or something, but this is the winner! I’ll add that it is sad to see him like this. That’s on the real tip, yo.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Animal Print Blanket
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not a big fan of hunting for trophies, but since she ate the entire leopard for lunch, I’m cool with her keeping the pelt.

  28. Billy Bob Thornton
    Mike Walker
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    He looks like a 25 year old nerd.

  29. Jon Voight
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    “Don’t sass me, boy. Angelina Jolie used to live in my balls.”

  30. Sophie Turner
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    The Last of the Red Hot Mamas.

  31. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Reports today that Madonna’s half time show sparked mayhem in nursing homes across the nation. More after the break.

  32. Katherine Heigl
    Mike Walker
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    She looks older and frumpier with every picture.

  33. Katherine Heigl
    JML
    Commented on this photo:

    Better or go in there for a while…

  34. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s the bear part, and that’s the pig part.”

  35. Katherine Heigl
    JML
    Commented on this photo:

    Better *not go in there for a while…

  36. Ralph Feinnes
    FDrBn
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please, children scooch closer. Don’t make me tell you again about the scooching”"

  37. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    The Cynic
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would someone as hot, and rich as Beyonce, choose a troll like this as her inseminator? She has to know the kids gonna look like him. Assuming it’s really their kid.

  38. Billy Bob Thornton
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Hollywood’s award for best attendance goes to ….

  39. Sophie Turner
    The Cynic
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is this bitch? I usually hate fake tits and a chick that’s too lazy to touch up her roots, but I’ll make an exception here. Just this once.

  40. Katherine Heigl
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Agent in Car: “Well?”
    Katherine: “No luck. They hate my movies – and anything I’m remotely associated with – here too.”
    Agent in Car: “So, what now?”
    Katherine: “Off to India!”

  41. Khloe Kardashian Animal Print Blanket
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny that, because the X in LAX stands for absolutely nothing either

  42. Frank Burns

    Sets back faux-lesbian celebrity kisses at least 10 years, maybe 20.

  43. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    It may seem silly to us but all over the world people hid their children from Madonna during the halftime show

  44. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes Mama.. Your ass is fifty times better than J Lo’s and a thousand times better than Kim Kardashian’s.

  45. Sophie Turner
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    The ultimate butterface.

  46. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Of all the charities I perform for my favourite’s got to be Parkinsons. They’re the only ones who clap.”

  47. Nick Nolte Red Face
    Commented on this photo:

    “Keep taking your goddamn photos papy-ratzo! My Dos Equis money can buy and sell your goddamned ass!”

  48. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Neil Santorum
    Commented on this photo:

    My dog has an inflamed anus.
    So, no sex for me tonight.

  49. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Sarah Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    My urine was a pretty bright red this morning. My roommate says it means I’m going to meet the man of my dreams! About damn time!

  50. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    This so tired. Please stop it, ladies. It’s not sexy and just looks desperate.

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