“Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar?
Mel B can show us where babies ruin pop music careers come from,
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Und vee vill invade Poland, und Russia . . .
This gave me a hearty chuckle.
Uma is hhhiiiiigggghhhh as a kite.
Yo, dis is da finger wit da stink on it, yo.
Why am I not surprised that she takes a Snuggie on planes with her?
Note to Kim Kardashian:
Now THAT is what a fine piece of a well proportion @$$ should look like
Nice thing about goatees is I keep getting older, but they still look douchy.
Not pictured: a goatee.
Shit. Soul patch. I meant soul patch.
Oh well. It wasn’t that funny anyway.
Holy shit.
God bless the zoom feature. That is totally a nipple on her left.
that’s a fire hydrant, moron
The hair and makeup and dress and well all of it is a really bad look for her.
You’re right there, ..does this smell funny to you???
doughy mouthbreather.
♪ And those of us with ravaged faces,
lacking in the social graces..
I bet there’s no arse on those trousers
I heard TSA has great benefits and vacation leave for employees.
Two questions America needs to ask itself.
Why have you never seen anyone else wear a shirt like that?
Is there really only one Dennis the Menace?
They all want to look like Larry King
I’m going to fap to this.
Double Duck Face
The anti-Busta Rhymes.
Ugly mofo
“Too much Activia…”
Who?
“Damn, that one was wet…”
yea i was thinkin she has diarrhea too
I made that same face when I saw this picture. It’s Contagion.
Please, stay the fuck in Berlin!
“Woo Haa! Which way to the coat check?”
^This. Love the Busta jokes, and I was gonna go with something like “Flip mode has now gone Fat mode” or something, but this is the winner! I’ll add that it is sad to see him like this. That’s on the real tip, yo.
I’m not a big fan of hunting for trophies, but since she ate the entire leopard for lunch, I’m cool with her keeping the pelt.
He looks like a 25 year old nerd.
“Don’t sass me, boy. Angelina Jolie used to live in my balls.”
The Last of the Red Hot Mamas.
Reports today that Madonna’s half time show sparked mayhem in nursing homes across the nation. More after the break.
She looks older and frumpier with every picture.
Better or go in there for a while…
“That’s the bear part, and that’s the pig part.”
Better *not go in there for a while…
“Please, children scooch closer. Don’t make me tell you again about the scooching”"
Why would someone as hot, and rich as Beyonce, choose a troll like this as her inseminator? She has to know the kids gonna look like him. Assuming it’s really their kid.
Hollywood’s award for best attendance goes to ….
WTF is this bitch? I usually hate fake tits and a chick that’s too lazy to touch up her roots, but I’ll make an exception here. Just this once.
Agent in Car: “Well?”
Katherine: “No luck. They hate my movies – and anything I’m remotely associated with – here too.”
Agent in Car: “So, what now?”
Katherine: “Off to India!”
It’s funny that, because the X in LAX stands for absolutely nothing either
Sets back faux-lesbian celebrity kisses at least 10 years, maybe 20.
It may seem silly to us but all over the world people hid their children from Madonna during the halftime show
Yes Mama.. Your ass is fifty times better than J Lo’s and a thousand times better than Kim Kardashian’s.
The ultimate butterface.
Yeah… no.
no, not at all. She’s perfect all over.
“Of all the charities I perform for my favourite’s got to be Parkinsons. They’re the only ones who clap.”
Awesome.
“Keep taking your goddamn photos papy-ratzo! My Dos Equis money can buy and sell your goddamned ass!”
My dog has an inflamed anus.
So, no sex for me tonight.
That’s not even funny, sicko
It’s ok. We’re married. It’s legal in Missouri
My urine was a pretty bright red this morning. My roommate says it means I’m going to meet the man of my dreams! About damn time!
This so tired. Please stop it, ladies. It’s not sexy and just looks desperate.