The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.7.12

February 7th, 2012 // 308 Comments

“Holy shit, that’s hot.” – Said no man, alive or dead.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it looks as though Rachel McAdams got into her mom’s make-up again, Ralph Fiennes completely misunderstands how microphones work and when did Dog the Bounty Hunter get nominated for an Oscar?

Mel B can show us where babies ruin pop music careers come from,

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  1. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    When matter meets antimatter, there’s an explosion. What happens when doesntmatter meets usedtomatter?

  2. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
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    I think education is paramount. You have to show kids how to make their own money as early as possible.

    • JN

      That’s funny, I always thought she made her tons of money from the Spice Girls. You learn something new everyday.

  3. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
    Deryn
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    Is his mouth *ever* closed?

  4. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    BP
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    MOMMY, IS THAT WHERE BABIES COME FROM?????????

  5. Katherine Heigl
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    Apparently Berlin is paved with mirrors…

  6. Busta Rhymes Fat
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    Bust-a-belt…

  7. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    I’D STILL GIVE IT TO THE CHICK WHO SPREAD HER LEGS IN BASIC INSTINCUNT!

    • Apparently you missed Monday’s crap because Sharon Stone’s skin looks like that leather thing she’s wearing except her skin is grayish/purple.

  8. Busta Rhymes Fat
    mickey B
    Commented on this photo:

    Busta Belt Buckle

  9. Nick Nolte Red Face
    BP
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    AW HELL, ISN’T THIS KENNY ROGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Jon Voight
    mickey B
    Commented on this photo:

    *picture taken after the anaconda regurgitated.

  11. Uma Thurman Wonky Eye
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    STILL GOT CUM IN HER EYE FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!!
    ARE U SURE THIS ISN’T MADONNA?????????

  12. Sophie Turner
    mickey B
    Commented on this photo:

    That puzzle piece doesn’t seem to fit, I think I’ve got the right one right here…

  13. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Commented on this photo:

    I know this doesn’t have to do w/ this photo but how do you remove the stars from images? Like those used to censor.

  14. Busta Rhymes Fat
    BP
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    DAMN, THAT’S A FAT RHYME BUSTA!!!!!!!!!

  15. Katherine Heigl
    Nekkid Dawg
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she just saw her last movie.

  16. Jon Voight
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    I MUCH PREFERED THE SHOT OF HIM SPITTING OUT BRAD PITT’S SPERM!

  17. Billy Bob Thornton
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    SOMEBODY BUY THIS GUY A FATBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Commented on this photo:

    I think this should be turned into a poster and hung in every bar in America with the caption: “Not All Lesbian Kisses Are Sexy”.

  19. Sophie Turner
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS BODY!!!!!!!!!

  20. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is what you did to Mommy. LOOK AT IT!!”

  21. John Stamos
    BP
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    JESUS, THAT SHITTY BAND GOT A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME BEFORE ME!

    • Juice

      Big deal, you can buy one of those from the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce.

    • cc

      Unbelievable, really. What exactly are the criteria?

      • The criteria are you must be nominated, which you can do yourself, you must be approved by the Chamber of Commerce (which can be purchased), and then you must pay for the star and installation.

        People think the stars are some kind of award…they’re not. They’re the hollywood equivalent of appearing on the cover of a magazine you publish yourself (cough*oprah*cough*rosie*hack*spit)

      • roseY

        wow, you learn the most interesting shit on this site.

  22. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Commented on this photo:

    Sharon trying to get through it like a pro; Kathy making sure the camera is on her. Everything’s as it should be here.

  23. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is actually a picture from an anti-gay marriage ad.

    It’s working.

  24. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
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    The fact that I’m not even at half-staff leads me to doubt that this person is Rachel McAdams.

  25. Jon Voight
    Huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    Smithers, release the hounds!

  26. John Stamos
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    “And still no star for ‘Jesse and the Rippers?’ I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

  27. Mel B Butt Swimsuit
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay honey, now climb back into your home. I have to get more money from Eddie Murphy.

  28. John Stamos
    dontkillthemessenger
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    His reaction after seeing Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen for the first time in 10 years.

  29. Katherine Heigl
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    Looks like she finally read a bad script. Who knew it was possible?

  30. Billy Bob Thornton
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    Okay, first John Stamos and now Billy Bob Thornton; Why are there bigger stars in the crowd than the people getting their star?

  31. Jay-Z Polka Dot Tuxedo
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    That baby is going to be leave-it-in-the-underpass ugly.

  32. Khloe Kardashian Animal Print Blanket
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    wow Rose McGowan gained some weight.

    • GoldenEggThisWAY>sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

      wow Rosie O’Donnel lost some weight.

  33. Ralph Feinnes
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Umm… you can’t fool me. I’ve seen Inside the Actors Studio.

  34. Busta Rhymes Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    Busta Seam.

    Screw you Topher. I’m putting it up anyway.

  35. Katherine Heigl
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s playing Samantha’s mother in Sex and the City 3.

  36. Nick Nolte Red Face
    Commented on this photo:

    I know when to run.

  37. Nick Nolte Red Face
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the fedora and bathrobe?

  38. Billy Bob Thornton
    Commented on this photo:

    “They’d better refer to me as ‘musician slash actor’ and not the other way around. I will act like a spoiled bitch if anyone refers to my acting career.”

  39. Busta Rhymes Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    The exit is that way.

  40. Sophie Turner
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure her P is very Pricey.

  41. Sophie Turner
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot damn.

  42. vekfan

    That has to be the most unappealing lesbian kiss EVER!

  43. Nick Nolte Red Face
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nick Nolte is…The Gambler

  44. Katherine Heigl
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like one of the paparazzo has a mirror.

  45. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is Kathy Griffin looking? Even at her advanced age, Sharon Stone is the hottest person kissing Kathy Griffin’s ugly ass.

  46. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Why so serious?

  47. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Kathy Griffin’s thought: Please get a picture of this so I might be relevant for another minute.

  48. Sharon Stone Kathy Griffin Kissing
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    G.I.L.F. on G.I.L.F. action….NICE!

  49. John Stamos
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    2 girls, 1 cup.

  50. Rachel McAdams Tight Dress Lipstick The Vow
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Krusty the Klown brand make up may have been a bad idea.

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