Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, did I link the wrong pic back there? Oh well, finally, there’s just no way Gabourey Sidibe isn’t trying to eat this.
And if you said “Why, because it looks like a watermelon?” congratulations, you’re a racist,
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The freaky things I’d love to do to this muscular goddess with just my tongue alone, mmmmmm.
*looks down at pants*.
Ummm, pardon me guys, have to goto the bathroom.
He’s so sexy until you hear his little squeaky mouse voice.
“woo-wee -this is like the super bowl of little black dresses…”
delicious!
I only care about that majestic mustache.
Your name made me smile inside and out. :D
Pssst! Joaquin, you’re standing on my boob.
This is the Best I have ever seen her; I think I would
“Omigod, there he goes picking his nose again. Watch it ‘cuz he’ll wipe it right in your hair…”
She told me she was flying to Barbados for the week, but I naturally assumed she meant by airplane.
“You can call me…UNDERWEAR SPICE!”
Dead Eyes don’t excite me!
……. but I LOVE her acting in the Diaries film.
“One of these people ran around the block naked while singing “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” in falsetto, then stopped and took a dump on the neighbor’s lawn. Guess which one…”
“I told that motherfucker if he slapped my butt again I would rip his balls off one at a time. Here’s the first one.”
One thing that can be said for Bill Clinton, he doesn’t let things get him down.
“Back home in Alabama we call them TITTIES!”
we should all be thankful that H&M didn’t ask her to do an underwear campaign.
OK, fine, so she’s got tiny tits. And she’s married to Alec Baldwin. So maybe she doesn’t have a whole lot of positive attributes. What she DOES have is DYNAMITE fucking LEGS!
you forgot stevie wonder
She actually looks kind of cute here. Thank god I’ve got an eye appointment tomorrow.
You don’t suppose he’s still banging her, do ya?
Fuck Gerard Butler and the haggis he road in on. What I want to know is who is the tall brunette chick?
She looks so stylish in her new outfit…”Patricia, who are you wearing tonight?”
“Huh? I’m not wearing anybody. I’ve just gained a couple of pounds is all.”
“Maybe she IS an albino, but I love her anyway!”
“OPEN FIRE before it gets away!”
without breast implants, this is just another gym rat with a somewhat pleasant man-face who is not too old.
Dime a dozen…
WTF? Is he huffing orange spray paint?
“I’m is a Bigfoot, but I’m a Bigfoot wiff candy!”
“Smoke…good!”
She stood like that for 10 minutes before the paps finished wanking and took the photo
You never go full… whatever this is.
Noooo David Crosby, grow your hair back!!!
Yeah, I’m still good.
Every time I try to get bored with her, she pulls some shit like this. Unfair, dude.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, young Ron Jeremy.
And then, just like that, out of nowhere… Brad Pitt became retarded.
“What the F*ck do you mean that was the last of the coke!!!”
She was adorable on Conan last night! :D
Old Lady Butterteefs is the prettiest thing there.
“What’s New, Pussycat?” Well it sure as shit isn’t YOU!