The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.5.13

February 5th, 2013 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, did I link the wrong pic back there? Oh well, finally, there’s just no way Gabourey Sidibe isn’t trying to eat this.

And if you said “Why, because it looks like a watermelon?” congratulations, you’re a racist,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Mr. Snazzy
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    The freaky things I’d love to do to this muscular goddess with just my tongue alone, mmmmmm.

    *looks down at pants*.

    Ummm, pardon me guys, have to goto the bathroom.

  2. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
    Freebie
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    He’s so sexy until you hear his little squeaky mouse voice.

  3. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    “woo-wee -this is like the super bowl of little black dresses…”

  4. Pauley Perrette Bubble Coat
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    delicious!

  5. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    I only care about that majestic mustache.

  6. Joaquin Phoenix Sally Field Oscar Nominees Luncheon
    Sally
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    Pssst! Joaquin, you’re standing on my boob.

  7. Katy Mixon Cleavage Identity Thief Premiere
    coyote
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    This is the Best I have ever seen her; I think I would

  8. Kate Moss Tom Jones
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    “Omigod, there he goes picking his nose again. Watch it ‘cuz he’ll wipe it right in your hair…”

  9. Doutzen Kroes Bra Underwear Angel Wings Instagram
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    She told me she was flying to Barbados for the week, but I naturally assumed she meant by airplane.

  10. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
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    “You can call me…UNDERWEAR SPICE!”

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
    THE REALIST1
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    Dead Eyes don’t excite me!

  12. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
    THE REALIST1
    Commented on this photo:

    ……. but I LOVE her acting in the Diaries film.

  13. Joaquin Phoenix Sally Field Oscar Nominees Luncheon
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    “One of these people ran around the block naked while singing “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” in falsetto, then stopped and took a dump on the neighbor’s lawn. Guess which one…”

  14. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    “I told that motherfucker if he slapped my butt again I would rip his balls off one at a time. Here’s the first one.”

  15. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    One thing that can be said for Bill Clinton, he doesn’t let things get him down.

  16. Katy Mixon Cleavage Identity Thief Premiere
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    “Back home in Alabama we call them TITTIES!”

  17. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    broduh jenner
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    we should all be thankful that H&M didn’t ask her to do an underwear campaign.

  18. Hilaria Thomas Baby Bump Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, fine, so she’s got tiny tits. And she’s married to Alec Baldwin. So maybe she doesn’t have a whole lot of positive attributes. What she DOES have is DYNAMITE fucking LEGS!

  19. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    broduh jenner
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    you forgot stevie wonder

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    She actually looks kind of cute here. Thank god I’ve got an eye appointment tomorrow.

  21. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    You don’t suppose he’s still banging her, do ya?

  22. Gerard Butler Checking Out Bikini Chick
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    Fuck Gerard Butler and the haggis he road in on. What I want to know is who is the tall brunette chick?

  23. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    She looks so stylish in her new outfit…”Patricia, who are you wearing tonight?”
    “Huh? I’m not wearing anybody. I’ve just gained a couple of pounds is all.”

  24. Bruce Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Photocall
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    “Maybe she IS an albino, but I love her anyway!”

  25. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “OPEN FIRE before it gets away!”

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Jimbob
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    without breast implants, this is just another gym rat with a somewhat pleasant man-face who is not too old.

    Dime a dozen…

  27. Kate Moss Tom Jones
    Nonny Moose
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    WTF? Is he huffing orange spray paint?

  28. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    “I’m is a Bigfoot, but I’m a Bigfoot wiff candy!”

  29. Pauley Perrette Bubble Coat
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    “Smoke…good!”

  30. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Lou Braccant
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    She stood like that for 10 minutes before the paps finished wanking and took the photo

  31. Jason Schwartzman Perv Moustache A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    You never go full… whatever this is.

  32. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    Noooo David Crosby, grow your hair back!!!

  33. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Yeah, I’m still good.

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Every time I try to get bored with her, she pulls some shit like this. Unfair, dude.

  35. Jason Schwartzman Perv Moustache A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    NigNoggin
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, young Ron Jeremy.

  36. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau El Hormiguero
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    And then, just like that, out of nowhere… Brad Pitt became retarded.

  37. Kate Moss Tom Jones
    LLBL
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    “What the F*ck do you mean that was the last of the coke!!!”

  38. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
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    She was adorable on Conan last night! :D

  39. Kate Moss Tom Jones
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    Old Lady Butterteefs is the prettiest thing there.

  40. Kate Moss Tom Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “What’s New, Pussycat?” Well it sure as shit isn’t YOU!

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