Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, did I link the wrong pic back there? Oh well, finally, there’s just no way Gabourey Sidibe isn’t trying to eat this.
And if you said “Why, because it looks like a watermelon?” congratulations, you’re a racist,
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