The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.5.13

February 5th, 2013 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, did I link the wrong pic back there? Oh well, finally, there’s just no way Gabourey Sidibe isn’t trying to eat this.

And if you said “Why, because it looks like a watermelon?” congratulations, you’re a racist,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bruce Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Photocall
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    Nothing like wearing “dad jeans” to a photo call. Classy.

  2. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    She’s still so hot.

  3. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    How much did that Biggie Smalls hologram cost? Hope to God they don’t charge by the weight.

  4. Roman Coppola Red Tint Glasses A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    Somebody’s smells shit and can’t find it, or feel it either.

  5. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    Bringbackbabalu
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    Damn, that big black bitch be luvin’ her some watermelon!!

  6. Kate Moss Tom Jones
    Frank Burns
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    “And now ladies, ‘Its Not Unusual’ on the Jew’s harp.”

  7. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
    Smapdi
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    How about that, Robin Hood and Little John all in one pair of shorts.

  8. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    Juch
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    “I got the green egg, now where is ham?”

  9. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    If there were a few more frills on the outfit, she could be cast on Down Syndrome Abbey.

  10. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    Sometimes, you REALLY have to tilt that microphone shaped gravy boat to get the last few drops out of the bottom.

  11. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    If the Penguin looks this good, I CAN’T WAIT to see the new Batman!

  12. Pauley Perrette Bubble Coat
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    I love her.

  13. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
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    Baby fat.

  14. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    But the Wonka life-sized lightsaber lollipop was no match for him.

  15. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    Smapdi
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    If that button is to remind her where to put the lipstick . . .

  16. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
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    I like to tuck mine in my belt too.

  17. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Jeans
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    Hello again.

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Hell yeah. Perfectly toned body.

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
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    I don’t get it.

  20. Joaquin Phoenix Sally Field Oscar Nominees Luncheon
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    He’s still here.

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Looks perfect to me.

  22. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    Only he could get boner at a funeral.

  23. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    This is what Jeff Garlin would look like if he came from New Jersey.

  24. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau El Hormiguero
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    He repeated each step, just as the witch had told him. Before nightfall, he would be Brad Pitt.

  25. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    “What do you mean, ‘consummate’?”

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    Poor thing.

  27. Gerard Butler Checking Out Bikini Chick
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    She’s all like “let me walk out of the water all sexy and see if the famous notices. Maybe he’ll take me out for steak and vodka!”

  28. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    His addictions had brought him low, and now he was left at the bottom, guarding B-listers, has-beens, and trust-funders. But he still had his mustache. No one could take that away from him.

  29. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    That looks like Carrie Bradshaw: the Menopause years.

  30. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    “Everlasting Gobstopper, my ass!”

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    There is something really androgynous about it.

  32. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    Pssst…..yo Andy. Check out the one up there on the left. Now THAT’S a cankle!

  33. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    angerinside
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    He’s the one who’s the real monster. After all he’ll be the one she gets to kill all the dalmation puppies she collects.

  34. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    Bo Shuudaaaa!!!!

  35. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    Awwww! Anybody who doesn’t think this is cute is a rat bastard.

  36. Gerard Butler Checking Out Bikini Chick
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    Holy fuck!?! What happened to Gerard Butler? That man was hot as balls in 300. Is it crack/meth? Or is it actually true that Jennifer Aniston sucks the lifeforce out of men?

  37. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    ….I got nuthin’….

  38. Pauley Perrette Bubble Coat
    ThisWillHurt
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    “At least I’m not in denial. I’m talking to you, Rumer Willis in a bikini.”

  39. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau El Hormiguero
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    There’s a really, really hot guy just waiting to bust out of that hobo.

  40. Doutzen Kroes Bra Underwear Angel Wings Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hey! There’s no more toilet paper in the bathr- What the hell?”

  41. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    Matt Lauer
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    Wow, Marie has really let herself go again, did another one of her kids jump out a window? That’s probably why Mormons have so fucking many.

  42. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    ClitCommander
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    Why is she always tying up her bikini bottom? Does this bitch not know how to tie a basic knot that will hold?

  43. Jason Schwartzman Perv Moustache A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    Phoenix
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    That mustache isn’t doing David Arquette any favors.

  44. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
    Matt Lauer
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    Would not want to be the assistant who gets to shave his pits.

  45. Katy Mixon Cleavage Identity Thief Premiere
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    If I were her…the things I’d do to myself….. I LOVE me some Katy Mixon.

  46. Roman Coppola Red Tint Glasses A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    Phoenix
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    Invisible piano.

  47. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    Fingergod
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    “I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!”

  48. Roman Coppola Red Tint Glasses A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    Fingergod
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    “When you’re LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”

  49. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    facefuc
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    i thought that was a watermelon

  50. Joaquin Phoenix Sally Field Oscar Nominees Luncheon
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    JP, has fucked his world and acting career up just by the looks of him. How disappointing.

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