The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.5.13

February 5th, 2013 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, did I link the wrong pic back there? Oh well, finally, there’s just no way Gabourey Sidibe isn’t trying to eat this.

And if you said “Why, because it looks like a watermelon?” congratulations, you’re a racist,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    Precious dropped the bowling ball and grabbed a mic.

  2. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    This is not the Blue Whale women talk of.

  3. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Wow, she doesn’t look a day over a $100 hooker.

  4. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
    FUCKBEAST
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    Dr. Eggman is that you?

  5. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    I think I know where the union thugs hid Jimmy Hoffa

  6. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m not sure how, but she must be related to Chris Christie.

  7. Hilaria Thomas Baby Bump Bikini
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    I’m not laughing. Not even penis laughing.

  8. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    He’s a sword swallower now?

  9. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    Deacon Jones
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    “CAN I GET FRIES WITH DIS ???!”

  10. Katy Mixon Cleavage Identity Thief Premiere
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    Who?

  11. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
    Deacon Jones
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    I wish we could super-impose an x-ray of his body to show where his actual hips are.

  12. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
    FUCKBEAST
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    I bet his diet Cee Lo Green…foods that is.

  13. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    Kim Kardashian has really started to show that baby bump

  14. Roman Coppola Red Tint Glasses A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Do not go in there! Everybody’s talking about some creepy guy with red glasses.

  15. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    These 2 look like the Carny Edition of What Not To Wear.

  16. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Must be a glitch. When he raises both arms, isn’t it supposed to expose the x-shaped bandages on his belly, so you can knock him out with one punch?

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
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    I would brush her bangs back SO HARD.

  18. Gerard Butler Checking Out Bikini Chick
    Deacon Jones
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    Holy FUCK, what happened to her??

  19. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    Must be a glitch. When he raises both arms, isn’t it supposed to expose the x-shaped bandages on his belly, so you can knock him out with one punch?

  20. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
    Deacon Jones
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    We need more exclusive C Lo green posts.

    This fat ugly fuck makes me feel so much better about myself.

  21. Roman Coppola Red Tint Glasses A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    “I just want to say…….I have some really AWFUL gas right now…ok?”

  22. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
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    Whoo Hooo!!!!!!!!!! The California Rasins are makeing a come back!!!

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    As a connoisseur of muscle ass, I can say that she’s starting to let herself go here.

  24. Kate Moss Tom Jones
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    Drugs truly are ruining the African-American community.

  25. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    Fat bastard.

  26. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
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    When did Adam Levine grow a mustache?

  27. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
    ThisWillHurt
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    What? Don’t you hang out in blurry forests wearing nothing but boxer-briefs too?

  28. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    “Dis ball lookin’ delicious”

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    She wears more padding than the players in the NFL.

  30. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    Frank Burns
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    Not pictured – upset audience member Marie Osmond, shouting “Who the fuck is that on stage with you, Donny? And you’d better not tell me ‘she’s a little bit country’!”

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Why can’t she ever tie the right side of her bikini? Who does it for all the other pics? Oh, I got it!! The get these shots when he leaves for lunch everyday. Crafty bastards….

  32. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    This is where Wedding Crashers 2 starts off.

  33. Katy Mixon Cleavage Identity Thief Premiere
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    Looks like they botched the botox in the center of her forehead

  34. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
    Shemp
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    I just love her to death. I’ve been mesmerized by her boob-moles since Silver Linings Playbook. It’s like the Alaska state flag on her chest, done in lovely little moles.

    Holy Moly!!!

  35. Joaquin Phoenix Sally Field Oscar Nominees Luncheon
    Frank Burns
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    That smile, and Joaquin’s messy hair and loose tie, can only mean Sally dropped her infamous “Flying Nun” on Joaquin during the limo ride to the luncheon.

  36. Kate Moss Tom Jones
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    “OH MY GOD! Did he fart? Or is that the smell of death?”

  37. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
    Keno
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    Yep, definitely uneven. But spectacular nonetheless.

  38. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
    Frank Burns
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    To think I’ve been wearing my belt in the wrong location all these years . . .

  39. Gerard Butler Checking Out Bikini Chick
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    Not pictured: Port-a-potty just off camera in his line of sight.

  40. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    You’re supposed to use a bowling ball that is 1/10th of your weight, so she should be using a 350 pound ball.

  41. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    BILL: “Hey, Grandpa…you’re NEXT!”

  42. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
    Flesh Gordon
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    Wonk eye

  43. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    Which one of these doesn’t match the other? None of them – all three of them are pontificative, asshole liberals whose last name begin with the letter “C”.

  44. Bruce Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Photocall
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    Ask your buddy Arnold to go back in time and stop you and Demi from reproducing.

  45. Hilaria Thomas Baby Bump Bikini
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    Hilaria: “Honey, will you rub suntan lotion on me?”
    Alec: “SHUT THE @#@# UP, YOU STUPID @#$% ! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M PLAYING WORDS WITH FRIENDS!?!”

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Queen Elizabeth…the Early Years

  47. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Pants 90210 Set
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    She’s fucking sexy.

  48. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the world’s fattest jerk off…who can’t jerk off. Letterman had him as a guest to illustrate to the dozens of people who still watch his shite show how stupid the GOP can truly be. And this boorish, attention-seeking oaf fell for it lock, stock and barrel. Good job, fatso. Way to embarrass yourself AGAIN…this time at the hand’s of America’s least funny late-night TV host.

  49. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    Good God…I wonder if she’s jealous of Lana’s hands…

  50. Bruce Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Photocall
    Frank Burns
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    “Yippee-ki-yay, causual Tuesday.”

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