The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.4.14

February 4th, 2014 // 284 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a place of quiet reflection, where we look back on the important issues of the day and consider the impac– HA! I had you guys going there! No, this post is for dick jokes. And making fun of Goldie Hawn‘s face because she used to be attractive but now looks like a melting wax turtle. Don’t forget our favorite cheaters, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian.

Their adultery amuses us to no end! We have fun, we have fun.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    Swearin
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    “Damnit bro, why’re you guys cancelling “Boardwalk” next season?! I love playing Chalky.”
    “We wanted to give you guys more free time. So you can say Hi to your mothers for me.”

  2. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    right
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    Perfect. A nice view of her coin slot, not too much though.

  3. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    With Refaeli only posting pictures from seven years ago, I’m really starting to wonder what she looks like now. Did she get a deformity? What doesn’t she want us to know?

  4. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Interred Ferguson
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    Am I the only one that sees something very rodent like about her face??…not that that would keep me from every inch of her for even a split second….and yes, she does have a face.

    • Interred Ferguson

      P.S. Assuming it’s not simply covered with makeup, I’m glad she doesn’t have a tramp stamp….although I did see a pretty amusing one recently…”MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY – TWO”

  5. Goldie Hawn
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    She’s 68. My grandmother was dead by her age.

    And, well … just going to throw this out there –

    https://www.google.ca/search?q=68+year+old+woman&newwindow=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=IRLyUp-ONMbmyQGQ6YCAAw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=997&bih=828

  6. Miranda Kerr Belly Midriff Tight Skirt We Search We Find We ShopStyle Launch
    Ross
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    She should join the kardashian family. she is a media ho like them

  7. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dis how moose be.
    Gruntgrunt MOOOOoooooooooooo”

  8. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
    Mammomax
    Commented on this photo:

    I watched like 4 episodes of the Soprano’s trying to find a line I could make into a fat joke just so I could be a part of the most Famous People on the Internet segment… At the moment I looked in to the abyss… I thought, fuck, what happened to my life…. then I realized how beautiful life was… and came up with “His new mob name is Big Belly”.

  9. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
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    Don’t know if you guys can see it, but that lady has a moustache.

  10. Cate Blanchett Leather Pants
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    You pay ten bucks for a “guaranteed” anti-papparazzi shield, and that’s what you get…

  11. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    His left one blinked.

  12. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
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    {texting on iPhone}

    I swear to God, Naomi, it’s unbelievable. An ear vagina… she has a goddman ear vagina!”

  13. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
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    “You had a sip too my 3-piece suited friend? Feeling a little sleepy? That’s alright – I go both ways.”

    Cee Lo’s brain

  14. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
    diversity hire
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    So hot

  15. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
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    “The fuck you mean you wrote a book and dedicated it to your dick?”

  16. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    JO JO
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    I am female… with no lezbehonest tendencies … but this woman here gives me all kinds of action in the pants.. HOLY MOTHER!

  17. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
    JO JO
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    And Im straight again

  18. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a saint. And a healer. She just cured my non-boner that had been affecting me for the last, like, 3 minutes. What, it’s the internet.

  19. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    I am blessed to have a girlfriend that has a body exactly like this girl. Just as good looking too. And she’s low maintenance. The world is good for me.

  20. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
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    A real man does it all weeks of the month.

  21. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    Commented on this photo:

    If he had a kid with Rumer Willis, the level of potato-headedness would be out of this world.

  22. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
    Jenn
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    I saw this and thought. “Wow, Jessica Simpson has lost some weight.”

  23. Neil Patrick Harris Partner David Burtka Cady Huffman 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    Jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    NPH: What in the hell..is she drunk?
    David: I know right? Straight people can’t fly!

  24. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
    Jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is his man titty hanging out? It’s the middle of winter. Put it away.

  25. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
    Jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooh, black rubber gloves…sexy.

  26. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    Jenn
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    I think that’s the prosecutor and he’s laughing his ass off.
    Cee Lo has his own built in bandit mask.

  27. Lea Michele Tank Top Yoga Pants
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    veganism turns women in to boys. true story.

  28. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    Lily
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    Holy shit! His head is eating his ear!

  29. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Only doing what millions of men have wanted to do since around 1990…

  30. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    Vladimir
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    He seems taller ever since he had his neck circumcised…

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