The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.4.14

February 4th, 2014 // 284 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a place of quiet reflection, where we look back on the important issues of the day and consider the impac– HA! I had you guys going there! No, this post is for dick jokes. And making fun of Goldie Hawn‘s face because she used to be attractive but now looks like a melting wax turtle. Don’t forget our favorite cheaters, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian.

Their adultery amuses us to no end! We have fun, we have fun.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Rubber Boots Dog Sniffing Fingers Visiting Flood Affected Somerset
    KayCee
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    Hi, I’m a King Charles spaniel. And you? Just a Prince Charles? Pity.

  2. Enrique Iglesias Posing With Fans
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    “Tonight, I’m fucking you!”

  3. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
    seriouslynow
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    He’s wearing the pink hairband of one of his victims.

  4. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
    cmonreally
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    Why even break out the false worried expression? California courts are basically all the same:

    Judge: “This is a serious offense young man. You are showing yourself to be a danger to society. Do you have anything to say for yourself?”
    Celeb: “I’m a celebrity.”
    Judge: “Like I was saying, this is a seriously silly offense…”

  5. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
    ultra
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    michael jackson’s alive!!!

  6. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
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    Chris..you gotta..little something…in your nose

  7. Enrique Iglesias Posing With Fans
    kafak
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    That’s a pretty huge downgrade from Anna Kournikova.

  8. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    alex
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    Chalky White don’t take too kindly to Wahlbergs in his hood.

  9. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
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    There’s never a 25-foot tiger shark around when you need one.

  10. David O Russell Bradley Cooper American Bluff Premiere
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    Way too soon for the Phillip Seymour Hoffman-ghost-back-right gag.

  11. Neil Patrick Harris Partner David Burtka Cady Huffman 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    Codot
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    “My god, she out-gayed us.”

  12. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
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    “Me, typecast forever as Kumar? NAAAAAW.”

  13. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
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    Your Honor, does my client look like the kind of man that would have to drug a woman in order to…uh…engage in…uh…man, just give me a second here. It’s…uh…really hot in here….

  14. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
    Satan's Right Hand
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    She looks like the Living Plastic from an episode of Dr Who

  15. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
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    Hamm sandwich.

  16. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
    Bubba
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    You know what, people, say what you want about his appearance here, but he was fantastic in “Her”.

  17. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
    Brought It
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    Not-So-Little Steven.

  18. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    Coco, you’re a walking/talking Photoshop project made real. You really shouldn’t be using the software too.

  19. Enrique Iglesias Posing With Fans
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    “I loved you on Britain’s Got Talent.”

    “You did a great job busing my table last night.”

  20. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    Coco posted this picture of who?

  21. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
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    Tina Fey?

  22. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Wish we had a look at that from the backside… really her best angle.

  23. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
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    When did they start production on “The Andy Griffith Movie”? Damn, I loved me some Floyd the Barber!

  24. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
    jep
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    “Sigh… Damn paparazzi… Adjust your white balance guys, the sky is kinda overcast!”

  25. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    I’d always heard that the Hulkster has a love child out there. I’d never have believed it was with Captain Lou Albano until I saw this picture.

  26. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
    jep
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    Nas-T

  27. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
    jep
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    $1 to wash your windshield, gov’nah!”

  28. Brandi Glanville Legs Pantsless Boots Sons Jake And Mason
    jep
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    Kid: “And then I told mommy LeAnn I loved her thiiiis much.”

    Brandi “Taking my pimp hand out.”

  29. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    jep
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    “Who’s laughing now, Dirk Diggler?”

  30. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
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    Omar’s coming! Omar’s coming!
    All over your pretty face Marky.

  31. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    malaka
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    this lady’s butt crack looks like a most satisfactory place to comfortably position my wiener.

  32. David O Russell Bradley Cooper American Bluff Premiere
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    ““I knew Justin Bieber was in love with me when he gave me his virginity.”

  33. Neil Patrick Harris Partner David Burtka Cady Huffman 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
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    “Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!”

  34. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
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    “Just got shot in chest. OMG LOL Somebody send a doctor.”

  35. Goldie Hawn
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    Lookin more like Kurt Russell every day.

  36. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
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    “You’re honor, I’m sure that Philip Seymour Hoffman would have had sex with me even if I hadn’t given him that heroin.”

  37. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
    timmyfigs
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    honk honk!

  38. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    timmyfigs
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    Laywer:”What part of LONG SLEEVES do you not understand?”

  39. Goldie Hawn
    malaka
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    the sun glasses are cool but maybe try one of those daft punk helmets.

  40. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    malaka
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    i never knew the ghost of isaac hayes once mugged the ghost of bob dylan.

  41. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    malaka
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    looks like the oompa loompa brood mother on steroids without his sun glasses.

  42. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
    crb
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    “Tried to tell that little twerp yesterday, Sabretooth will smack a bitch. Ahhhhh,… they Never learn.”

  43. Prince Charles Rubber Boots Dog Sniffing Fingers Visiting Flood Affected Somerset
    crb
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    “I say old boy, you’re much much better than me at pretending to care about the people at these events! What’s your secret?”

  44. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Bob
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    Realdoll people, why is there not one of these available in every color yet?

  45. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    catapostrophe
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    Judge: “Mr. Green, are you now or have you ever been a dwarf, even sort of?”

  46. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    TomN
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    Gulp

  47. Oh, Photo Boy. You really think people read those words up there today.

  48. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
    fred
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    school girl on the top, molester on the bottom.

  49. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    I don’t remember any of dat ass! being in the “Blurred Lines” video. Now I feel cheated.

  50. Neil Patrick Harris Partner David Burtka Cady Huffman 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    Little Tongue
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    “Don’t look now, babe, but she’s seriously doing that “Karate Kid move”!”
    “Get the fuck out!”

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