The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.4.14

February 4th, 2014 // 284 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a place of quiet reflection, where we look back on the important issues of the day and consider the impac– HA! I had you guys going there! No, this post is for dick jokes. And making fun of Goldie Hawn‘s face because she used to be attractive but now looks like a melting wax turtle. Don’t forget our favorite cheaters, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian.

Their adultery amuses us to no end! We have fun, we have fun.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cate Blanchett Leather Pants
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    So that’s how they censor ladyparts in the future…

  2. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    Too bad she looks nothing like that in real life.

  3. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    John
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    Zachary is saying it all with his eyes.

    *Puff Puff…Pass…otherwise you fuck up the rotation*

  4. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    I am now a moon worshiping pagan.

  5. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
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    “Damn, yo. Why they always got to demonstrate? I didn’t do shit that way. That filthy ass court reporter needs punching.”

  6. Enrique Iglesias Posing With Fans
    bamf
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    My farts are also auto-tuned. Thanks daddy!

  7. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
    JimBB
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    Every rock entourage should have at least one guy in charge of saying “You’re too old for that now.”

  8. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
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    These Spiderman villains get more and more unbelievable with every sequel.

  9. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
    John
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    All that work using Photoshop and they still could not blend her bolt on tittays better? I’ve seen more realistic looking cleavage on Jar Jar Binks.

  10. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Her body is physical perfection. I’m willing to sell of several family members to make her mine.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Unless your family is remarkably good-looking, you’ll be disappointed with what you’ll get for them.
      Trust us on this one

    • Little Tongue

      I’d sell several family members just to see the look on their sorry faces when they learn what I did!

  11. Luke Wilson Full Scruffy Beard Satellite Beach Screening 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    Just off camera is the sign he’s holding: “Will work for food.”

  12. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
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    These two assholes were made for each other.

  13. Neil Patrick Harris Partner David Burtka Cady Huffman 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    John
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    She must have heard NPH tell David to sweep the leg.

  14. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
    Son of Flubber
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    “Your honor, message of her dairy plump eye pokers, is NOT…I say NOT..assualt!! I rest my case.

  15. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
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    Washed-up rapper thinks of nothing but murder all day.

  16. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
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    “Wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf…Ah! Here he is. Let’s see if we can get this mess cleaned up.”

  17. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
    son of Flubber
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    “Ahoy matey! Land Ho!! Time to plunder dat der booty!!”

  18. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    Fuck yeah! She’s so beautiful.

  19. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
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    That look is pedophiley.

  20. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
    Son of Flubber
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    Time has not been good to Rosie the Riveter. “WE CAN DO IT!”

  21. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
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    Her face may be melting but I totally still would.

  22. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
    Son of Flubber
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    Proof, skeleton pirates can be full figured. You go girl.

  23. Miranda Kerr Belly Midriff Tight Skirt We Search We Find We ShopStyle Launch
    Son of Flubber
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    Reminds me of that 80′s song…Get out my dreams, and on to my cock. :P

  24. Prince Charles Rubber Boots Dog Sniffing Fingers Visiting Flood Affected Somerset
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    And somewhere, between the smells of Earl Grey, mud, and apricot jam, Captain Biggles caught the scent of safety, and promptly licked his hand. ‘Hmmm,’ thought the prince, ‘I wonder if all Cornish game hens are this pleasant.’

  25. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    Son of Flubber
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    What up, A-Cup?

  26. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
    kafak
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    “What the fuck – why are there only 4 paps here? I called 10 of them!”

  27. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    Not too bad….until you find out what’s waiting on the other side

  28. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
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    poster child for excessive plastic surgery

  29. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    George P. Burdell
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    The newest A&E reality series: TSA – Cabo

  30. Prince Charles Rubber Boots Dog Sniffing Fingers Visiting Flood Affected Somerset
    son of Flubber
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    Whatup dawg, guess who got da royal pu-say…yeah, like a pimp.

  31. Prince Charles Rubber Boots Dog Sniffing Fingers Visiting Flood Affected Somerset
    phffft...
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    “Snausages, Snausages… Mmmm, Snausages!!”

  32. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    kafak
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    I… I don’t know whether to present a dick joke or a pot joke… I just… this is just too much…

  33. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
    cuddles
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    “What do you mean I remind you of Lacy Peterson?”

  34. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
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    Sil, at the next sit down you might want to pass on the antipasto. And the Cesare salad. And the lasagne. And the garlic bread. And the spumoni.

  35. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    She’s such a little slut, I love it

  36. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    Son of Flubber
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    “Does that make me Craaaaay-zay?! No seriously, thats my defense.”

  37. Lea Michele Tank Top Yoga Pants
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    What’s going on with her fingers? Her face is awfully calm for someone in mid-stroke.

  38. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
    kafak
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    Who the fuck’s face is on Coco’s body?

  39. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Really...?
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    Sweet fucking holy fucking what the fucking hell hotness.

  40. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
    George P. Burdell
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    Time traveling Shia LaBeouf from 15 years in the future.

    • It’s a commentary on the pre-conception of masculine image in a post- Foucault society. JK. He just stole that idea from a guy in the future and traveled back to claim it as his own.

      If you steal from the future, who’s the author? Copyright Shia LaBeouf 2014 double stamp it.

  41. Cate Blanchett Leather Pants
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    Is it casual Friday in The Matrix?

  42. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
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    Lawyer: “Jesus Christ…now listen, you can’t sing all of your replies, do you understand? The judge will hold you in contempt.”
    Cee Lo: “Who do you, who do you who do you who do you think that you are?”

  43. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
    Son of Flubber
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    I’m surprised she doesn’t have a uni-boob.

  44. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    She whines about being alone, but she has someone to take her instagram photos.

  45. Neil Patrick Harris Partner David Burtka Cady Huffman 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    kafak
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    NPH: Honey, this is “The Drama League’s 30th Annual Musical Celebration of Broadway honoring Neil Patrick Harris,” so go throw on something nicer than sparkle leggings and stop famewhoring.

  46. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    Really...?
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    Looks like the tit fairy arrived. I thought it was normally end first trimester…

  47. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
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    “Thunder Road?” more like “Rocky Road”

  48. Lea Michele Tank Top Yoga Pants
    kafak
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    Can she slip back into obscurity now that an actor of actual talent has died of an overdose?

  49. Miranda Kerr Belly Midriff Tight Skirt We Search We Find We ShopStyle Launch
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    She does nothing for me now that I know she hooked up with Beiber.

  50. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
    George P. Burdell
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    We know to whom James Gandolfini left his endless bag of nachos.

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