The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.4.14

February 4th, 2014 // 284 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a place of quiet reflection, where we look back on the important issues of the day and consider the impac– HA! I had you guys going there! No, this post is for dick jokes. And making fun of Goldie Hawn‘s face because she used to be attractive but now looks like a melting wax turtle. Don’t forget our favorite cheaters, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian.

Their adultery amuses us to no end! We have fun, we have fun.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
    More Money Than I Can Afford
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    BIG TIME Photoshop job. Well done, aka no Matrix doorways.
    Looks like they scaled down her waist/bottom about 75%.

  2. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
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    Sweety, it might be time to eat something. I can see through you using your anus…

  3. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    Pixel much? This looks like 1987 porn…

  4. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
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    If anyone can look at this and not have the Wizard of Oz line of “I’m meltingggg…” playing in their head, then kudos to you.

  5. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
    JimBB
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    Take off those damn Google Glasses and give me a hand, you asshole! My new V-stomach is leaking saline!!!

  6. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    Get a ‘Bro’ buddy.

  7. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
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    He always gets nostalgic when they show a picture of Rihanna’s face after the incident… Good times…

  8. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
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    God, what *isn’t* Walmart offering these days?

  9. Brandi Glanville Legs Pantsless Boots Sons Jake And Mason
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    “And then she was like ‘Duh… I’m Brandi and I eat carbs’..”

  10. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    i see she found that old shoebox with the pics from 1991

  11. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    JimBB
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    The Drama League Presents “Waiting for Godot, While Smoking Weed.”

  12. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    SImon’s pec implants are starting to sag

  13. Colin Farrell Moustache Headband Glasses Green Drinks
    JimBB
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    Voted “Guy Even More Likely To Invite You to His Windowless Van Than Woody Allen.”

  14. Goldie Hawn
    JimBB
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    Smile for the obit photo!

  15. David O Russell Bradley Cooper American Bluff Premiere
    JimBB
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    You betrayed me, David. You betrayed me. YOUR OWN BROTHER!!

  16. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    yoop
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    Missing the “I can’t fucking believe he just said that.” thought bubble.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Your Honor? I did not drug that woman, but I do know who did. I think his name was Vee Lo.

  17. Rose McGowan Cleavage Waxy Pale Skin Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    Never get wax in direct sunlight.

  18. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
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    “Your Honor…look, look at my client. Can you really blame Mr. Green? This man looks like a microwaved turd.”

  19. Neil Patrick Harris Partner David Burtka Cady Huffman 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    JimBB
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    I’m pretty sure he isn’t interested, girl.

  20. Luke Wilson Full Scruffy Beard Satellite Beach Screening 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    JimBB
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    See ya soon, Phillip Hoffman!

  21. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    So fine, like it was sculpted from stone by the Greek gods and brought to life…
    Wait you mean it was… that explains so much and why I now need to change my underwear.

  22. Chris Brown Probabtion Hearing Progress Court
    JimBB
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    Your honor, I would like to once again remind you that my client is a traumatized victim here. He still has nightmares about the night that woman attacked him with her face!

  23. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    And I thought “putting on makeup with a sawed-off shotgun” was a joke.

  24. Lea Michele Tank Top Yoga Pants
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    Umm photo boy you should know to only have pics of her from behind…

  25. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
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    Typecasting… he has it.

  26. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
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    Looks like a scene from Leisure Suit Larry.

  27. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
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    Gérard Depardieu has a brother?

  28. Cate Blanchett Leather Pants
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    I stand corrected… it appears one person was dumb enough to buy Kanye’s stupid leather jogging pants.

  29. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    Ross
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    She is like the ugly version of Candice Swanepoel…

  30. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Don Ho
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    mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho…

  31. Coco Photoshopped Bikini Pic Instagram
    Ruckus
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    The Ice-Trays.

  32. Miranda Kerr Belly Midriff Tight Skirt We Search We Find We ShopStyle Launch
    Randal
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    chimpmunk lollipop head…. why isnt she with leo yet?

  33. Lea Michele Tank Top Yoga Pants
    timmyd
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    horse-face.

    There… I said it.

  34. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    dontkillthemessenger
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    We didn’t need to see a reenactment of the first time Doogie realized he was gay.

  35. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Hugh G. Rection
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    No idea who she is, but I like a chick who puts her best face forward.

  36. Kal Penn Deepthroating Balloon Zachary Levi Drama Leagues 30th Annual Musical Celebration Of Broadway Honoring Neil Patrick Harris
    Ruckus
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    “OMG!! A Doobie Howser!!! Is that what you were about to say?? Is that a DOOBIE HOWSER??”

    KAL: “Goddammit.”

  37. Cate Blanchett Leather Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m blaming the outfit on Woody Allen too.

  38. Luke Wilson Full Scruffy Beard Satellite Beach Screening 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Ruckus
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    This is Owen Wilson, not Luke.

  39. Steven Van Zandt Huge Beer Belly Perth International Airport
    Ruckus
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    With Gandalfini gone, I guess he is in charge now.

  40. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    Hugh G. Rection
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    What is Simon Cowell doing with Lena Dunham’s tits?

  41. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Michael is obviously playing the role of “Terrorist #1″.

  42. Liev Schreiber Blood Stained Shirt Leather Gloves Texting Ray Donovan Set
    JimBB
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    He’s calling the director to make sure the girl behind him gets upgraded to a speaking role.

  43. Cee Lo Green Court Appearance
    PassingTrue
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    He’s explaining why he has Bobba Fett looking for Han Solo.

  44. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    Ruckus
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    “MY MOTHER IS DEAD YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!!”

    “You can still say hi to her for me…”

  45. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini Eddie Cibrian Paddleboarding
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    “Keep paddling. I don’t like the look of that sandwich over there.”

  46. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like he’s ready to do some wet nursing when the little one arrives.

  47. Mark Wahlberg Michael K Williams The Gambler Set
    JimBB
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    This is the part where the Ghost of Music Past warns him not to associate with The Funky Bunch.

  48. Emily Ratajkowski Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    dontkillthemessenger
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    These guys are real professionals. I’d be halfway to County Jail by now…

    Oops, not me. I meant my friend would be.

  49. Brandi Glanville Legs Pantsless Boots Sons Jake And Mason
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    Then Mom, I asked her if she was the one who had the smelly girl parts and she said ‘Dis how chicken smell’”

  50. David O Russell Bradley Cooper American Bluff Premiere
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    “Were it not for my cozy, quilted jacket, I’d feel a lot more uncomfortable about these shenanigans.”

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