The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.28.12

February 28th, 2012 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff‘s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly parking across from a Burger King, Jaime Pressly demonstrating the most effective method for keeping Jerry Sandusky off our playgrounds, and finally, the Johnny Depp/John Mayer singularity is upon us. Time to stock up that zombie apocalypse bunker.

The final five was either this or more Bethenny Frankel. Don’t ever say I never did nothin’ for ya,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bruce Jenner
    arnieblackblack
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    This lady don’t look well

  2. Jessica Jane-Clements
    arnieblackblack
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    Long fucking neck awards – am I the only one seeing this?

  3. Jessica Jane-Clements
    arnieblackblack
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    Ferrari’s don’t have long necks either

  4. Johnny Depp
    Fifi
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    I’d still hit it.

  5. Bruce Jenner
    Fifi
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    Caption corrected: Bruce Jenner doing the Ho Stroll at LAX.

  6. Johnny Depp
    Bobin
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    Is that Tommy Davidson waiting for an autograph?

  7. Kim Kardashian
    bell
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    She definitely has makeup on…look at her eyelids.

  8. Kim Kardashian
    somerandomchic
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    Some of her makeup is probably tattooed on; for her, this *is* no makeup.

  9. Dolph Lundgren
    somerandomchic
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    He is awesome. Although in this pic his face looks caught in some sort of weird gravity experiment inside a wind tunnel.

  10. Richard Dreyfuss
    somerandomchic
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    This means something.

  11. Katy Perry
    Bigalkie
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    In order to have this cover ready on time a team of thirty Chinese airbrushers worked around the clock to make her look half way appealing. Katie Perry sux

  12. Bruce Jenner
    somerandomchic
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    Whoa hell, Paul McCartney has lost weight and looks pissed!!!

  13. Jaime Pressly
    Bigalkie
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    Wow, a publicist with imagination. OK Jamie Babe.. Go climb up that slide and we’ll get some camel toe.

  14. Jessica Jane-Clements
    somerandomchic
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    Holy bigtitted longnecked Batman!!!

  15. Tara Reid
    Bigalkie
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    Call your sponsor!

  16. Kim Kardashian
    Bigalkie
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    Not seen, The Denver Nuggets. They are obscured behind her enormous, disgusting ass.

  17. Lindsay Lohan
    Bigalkie
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    $50 bucks for clean piss.. Whose got clean piss.

  18. Johnny Depp
    Bigalkie
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    This guy might jump Andy Dick in my dead pool.

  19. Bruce Jenner
    Bigalkie
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    Transgendered

  20. Jaime Pressly
    RobN
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    In her new PSA, “Don’t Slide Drunk”.

  21. Lindsay Lohan
    RobN
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    On the upside, getting fat usually means you’ve given up the cocaine.

  22. Prince Charles
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    It’s good to be the ki… oh, wait…

  23. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Tony
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    I thought he was dead…

  24. Prince Charles
    Tony
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    The way his mum is going, the poor chap will never become king…

  25. Katy Perry
    shandanger
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    hey! when you’ve got no talent, make up and tits are lifesaving marketing materials!

  26. Kim Kardashian
    shandanger
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    does she not realize that she’s not in good shape? I mean, pear is a shape, just not a good one.

  27. Dolph Lundgren
    shandanger
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    he’s a scientist…who smells crime.

  28. Lindsay Lohan
    shandanger
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    with all the muppet movie attention, Janice has really been struggling with her newfound fame.

  29. Tara Reid
    Tony
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    ♣Cheers for going without makeup!

    ♣Jeers for that face without makeup!

  30. Benicio Del Toro
    Tony
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    Wolfman?!

  31. Kim Kardashian
    Tony
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    Bet her vagina lips flap in the wind like an old beaten and battered window shade.

    • Suzy

      Looking promising they all might finally go away, of course seeing their show on every time I crossed the E channel was what prompted me to cancel my cable.

      Only reason I click is the reassurance of you people. Thank you rational people. No makeup…..she really thinks we are as stupid as her.

      Disturbing how they use degenerate acts to self promote. Didn’t think they could get lower than Paris, but yes an entire family of Paris’s. Dont’ want to imagine who E will find next.

  32. Dolph Lundgren
    Tony
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    I thought this was Angelina Jolie in drag…

  33. Richard Dreyfuss
    Tony
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    You mean it wasn’t his intention to look like Uncle Jesse from the old TV show, ‘The Dukes of Hazzard?!’

  34. Lindsay Lohan
    Tony
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    Cannot be U-N-S-E-E-N!

  35. Johnny Depp
    Tony
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    His “look” is tired as hell!

  36. Bruce Jenner
    Tony
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    That is one foul-tempered lesbian!!

  37. Johnny Depp
    HITLER
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    I begin to tire of this talented wanker.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  38. Meatloaf
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    “Jeezus, Lindsay! Get up! There are people taking pic….Oh, fuck it!!!!

  39. Jessica Jane-Clements
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    You can bet she didn’t win!

  40. Katy Perry
    Holy Moley
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    B itch Shopped To The F’n MAX….

    Not katy perry

    Shopped perry

  41. Jessica Jane-Clements
    Kitty
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    ahhh a nice pair of eyebrows and great eye make up does a gal WONDERS! Love it…

  42. Erin Heatherton Adriana Lima Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    LeanbodyExtreme
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    Nice looking also so very hot. Her dress also very Hottest.

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