The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.28.12

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff’s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly parking across from a Burger King, Jaime Pressly demonstrating the most effective method for keeping Jerry Sandusky off our playgrounds, and finally, the Johnny Depp/John Mayer singularity is upon us. Time to stock up that zombie apocalypse bunker.

The final five was either this or more Bethenny Frankel. Don’t ever say I never did nothin’ for ya,

- Photo Boy

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