Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff‘s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly parking across from a Burger King, Jaime Pressly demonstrating the most effective method for keeping Jerry Sandusky off our playgrounds, and finally, the Johnny Depp/John Mayer singularity is upon us. Time to stock up that zombie apocalypse bunker.
The final five was either this or more Bethenny Frankel. Don’t ever say I never did nothin’ for ya,
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This lady don’t look well
Long fucking neck awards – am I the only one seeing this?
thought the same thing …
Ferrari’s don’t have long necks either
I’d still hit it.
Caption corrected: Bruce Jenner doing the Ho Stroll at LAX.
Is that Tommy Davidson waiting for an autograph?
She definitely has makeup on…look at her eyelids.
Some of her makeup is probably tattooed on; for her, this *is* no makeup.
He is awesome. Although in this pic his face looks caught in some sort of weird gravity experiment inside a wind tunnel.
This means something.
In order to have this cover ready on time a team of thirty Chinese airbrushers worked around the clock to make her look half way appealing. Katie Perry sux
Whoa hell, Paul McCartney has lost weight and looks pissed!!!
Wow, a publicist with imagination. OK Jamie Babe.. Go climb up that slide and we’ll get some camel toe.
Holy bigtitted longnecked Batman!!!
Call your sponsor!
Not seen, The Denver Nuggets. They are obscured behind her enormous, disgusting ass.
$50 bucks for clean piss.. Whose got clean piss.
This guy might jump Andy Dick in my dead pool.
Transgendered
In her new PSA, “Don’t Slide Drunk”.
On the upside, getting fat usually means you’ve given up the cocaine.
It’s good to be the ki… oh, wait…
I thought he was dead…
The way his mum is going, the poor chap will never become king…
hey! when you’ve got no talent, make up and tits are lifesaving marketing materials!
does she not realize that she’s not in good shape? I mean, pear is a shape, just not a good one.
he’s a scientist…who smells crime.
with all the muppet movie attention, Janice has really been struggling with her newfound fame.
♣Cheers for going without makeup!
♣Jeers for that face without makeup!
Wolfman?!
Bet her vagina lips flap in the wind like an old beaten and battered window shade.
Looking promising they all might finally go away, of course seeing their show on every time I crossed the E channel was what prompted me to cancel my cable.
Only reason I click is the reassurance of you people. Thank you rational people. No makeup…..she really thinks we are as stupid as her.
Disturbing how they use degenerate acts to self promote. Didn’t think they could get lower than Paris, but yes an entire family of Paris’s. Dont’ want to imagine who E will find next.
I thought this was Angelina Jolie in drag…
You mean it wasn’t his intention to look like Uncle Jesse from the old TV show, ‘The Dukes of Hazzard?!’
Cannot be U-N-S-E-E-N!
His “look” is tired as hell!
That is one foul-tempered lesbian!!
I begin to tire of this talented wanker.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
“Jeezus, Lindsay! Get up! There are people taking pic….Oh, fuck it!!!!
You can bet she didn’t win!
B itch Shopped To The F’n MAX….
Not katy perry
Shopped perry
ahhh a nice pair of eyebrows and great eye make up does a gal WONDERS! Love it…
Nice looking also so very hot. Her dress also very Hottest.