Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff‘s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly parking across from a Burger King, Jaime Pressly demonstrating the most effective method for keeping Jerry Sandusky off our playgrounds, and finally, the Johnny Depp/John Mayer singularity is upon us. Time to stock up that zombie apocalypse bunker.
The final five was either this or more Bethenny Frankel. Don’t ever say I never did nothin’ for ya,
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Who. The fuck. Is this???
UK Page 3 girl. North American newspapers suck.
They’re lonely, they’re frustrated and Hawking won’t be back until the summer.
Nice jizz stain.
That’s Katy Perry’s face?!?
I couldn’t tell. I’m never looking at her face
Geez, what’s with the lady behind her? Is there a fun aspect to flying anymore?
she’s trying to convince the guard she’s with Selma, really
Did he ever play a villain? Now would be a good time.
He was Dick Cheney in Oliver Stone’s “W.” I’m counting that as playing a villain.
That counts twice.
She’s really stepped up her game, she looks like garden variety bar trash as opposed to a $10-a-bj meth head.
A lavender fag in the backpocket means what?
asphinctersayswhat
Hankie codes: http://user.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html
‘I have a penis?!’
I wish my tongue was that slide, for just that one moment. Anything after that, would be too pedo.
Kind of hot in a ‘I might be vinyl’ way.
She needs to turn around and hike up her shirt…only then can her merit as a human being be fairly determined.
http://envius88.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=jessica
What he likes to do is sit for days in women’s wardrobes without being noticed.
Not pictured: a grown woman acting her age.
When your done, give it an extra shake, just to be sure.
I would love to shit in her mouth. Vapid cunt
Ashamed to have her face shown in public with his.
Wow – Roger Ebert’s really looking good these days.
She looks thrilled.
Trying to keep the blood from rushing out of his head.
Not shown: Tara Reid next to her.
Paul McCartney really needs to work out more.
That is pretty sad that a chick with a huge goatee is still way better looking than his wife Camilla.
Ahh, the real Tara Reid has arrived.
She’ll suck your cock for $1000. Brandt can’t watch though. He has to pay $100
This dude really is a real life werewolf. Anyone see his kid with Rod Stewart’s daughter yet? I have not and I think we know why.
I went straight to, you know damn well where my eyes went straight to.
How old is she again because she seems to be awful. If you told me 45, I would not call you a liar.
I wonder how long it takes him in the morning to come up with these douchey ensembles?
WTF is that a pleather jacket, seriously?
So many questions about the stain on his pants, my brain is telling me that I don’t want to know.
To think this was one of the greatest athletes of all time and he will die and be remembered for being the step-father to one of the greatest scourges to ever hit the Earth.
This!
WOW!!!
Shut up and take my money.
This week’s SNL is going to be awesome. Just kidding.
Fuck a Ferrari, if I win the lottery, I know what I am buying and she will be worth every penny.
You can only drive a Ferrari so fast….
Dude, where’s my career?
She releases pics like this every few days. Is there any reason to do this other than being a total attention whore ?
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further–!
*was* going to comment “I was barely 18 and I was barely dressed!” but you beat me to the reference. Hehe, cool.
I know makeup can do wonders, but that does not look like Katy Perry in the least. I’d guess Megan Fox before ever saying Katy. She actually looks attractive here.
“Do you know why they call him Franky Four Fingers? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people.”
…still looking for those 100 stars…
I can already picture the coroner’s big “Y” incision for the autopsy. Actually, the coroner may just tell the janitor that it’s Lindsay Lohan and let him finish the paperwork.
does Interview know who Katy Perry is?
“From one old goat to another…”
granted he dresses himself blindfolded, but did anyone pay $1.29 at redbox to watch “the rum diary”? i did. well, i watched about an hour of it before i switched back to spongebob, but i don’t regret it. johnny depp looked ridiculously handsome in it–even prettier than aaron eckhart, and that’s hard to do. i still love this guy.
I paid $7 to see it in the theater, and I kind of regret it. I mean, not the whole $7, but at least $2 or $3 of it.
Same here, saw it in the cheapie theater where you get to drink beer. At least I got to drink a beer.
Remake of Scrooged is filming now. He got David Johansens part.
^WIN
Which star did he go with?
Is he trying to look like John Mayer? Someone should tell him Johnny Depp has way more style.
This guy should be dressed in full pimp regalia because he has cashed in on those whores like a boss. Kudos Bruce Go get yourself a congratulatory tummy tuck.
“I’m bringin’ Craazzy Baackk! Yup!”