The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.28.12

February 28th, 2012 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff‘s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly parking across from a Burger King, Jaime Pressly demonstrating the most effective method for keeping Jerry Sandusky off our playgrounds, and finally, the Johnny Depp/John Mayer singularity is upon us. Time to stock up that zombie apocalypse bunker.

The final five was either this or more Bethenny Frankel. Don’t ever say I never did nothin’ for ya,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Benicio Del Toro
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You and you and… hey, wolfman! You done roofin’ before?

  2. Prince Charles
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    “So, you want to be a princess in my kingdom? Not by the hair on your chinney chin chin you cheeky monkey.”

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler
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    I bet she’ll behave better now with that dog shock collar on….or else!

  4. Tara Reid
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    She looks like she just got Anistoned.

  5. Lindsay Lohan
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    Proof that SAG’s mininum wage for an SNL host appearance is a speedball.

  6. Johnny Depp
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    This is just sad.

  7. Prince Charles
    cc
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    ‘She’s hotter than Camilla!’ Grins.

  8. Erin Heatherton Adriana Lima Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    cc
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    Oh my God, she’s using that shiny thing to hypnotize me into wanting to sleep with her…and it’s working!!!

  9. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    EricLr
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    Sexual harassment lawsuit in 3…2…

  10. Benicio Del Toro
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    “No, not just Silver can kill me. The Lone Ranger & Tonto also can.”

  11. Richard Dreyfuss
    Truk
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    -What about Bob?
    -BUUURRRRP!

  12. Prince Charles
    EricLr
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    In about 5 minutes, a certain PR secretary is going to find out what happens to IDIOTS WHO LET HIPPIES NEAR THE PRINCE.

  13. Kim Kardashian
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    Was this picture taken aboard the Costa Concordia ship that sank?

  14. Tara Reid
    EricLr
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    Yeah, that’s pretty much the picture I have in my head.

  15. Richard Dreyfuss
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    “All right who stole my glasses. BASTARD!, you better give them back……..oh, never mind.”

  16. Kim Kardashian
    EricLr
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    If that’s wearing no makeup, how did she get those two black eyes?

  17. Dolph Lundgren
    EricLr
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    So, who were the 100 stars?

  18. Prince Charles
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “She says she’s going to turn me in to a frog!

  19. Kim Kardashian
    thekid
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    Anybody who this that is fat, is stupid. Is one thing to not like her and another to call her fat.

    • Joaquin ingles

      Well I think she looks good from the front. The ass kills me though. If it weren’t for the ass I think she’d be a physically attractive woman.

  20. Jaime Pressly
    The dumper
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    Even out of her prime she puts shame to some of these ironing boards.

  21. Richard Dreyfuss
    EricLr
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    I’ve wanted to punch this prick in the face more and more every year since the 70′s. And I wanted to punch him pretty bad back then.

  22. Kim Kardashian
    Thedumper
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    She looks like the girl they created in Splice. She is trying to decide if the image in the mirror is food or not.

  23. Lindsay Lohan
    EricLr
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    High from New York, it’s Saturdaaaaayyyyy Niiiiiiigggghhht

  24. Johnny Depp
    EricLr
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    This is what happens when you hang around Tim Burton for too long.

    The kids today still can’t believe it when I tell them he was once normal.

  25. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    diego
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    He’s taking lessons from the Mel Gibson School of Love… “Make this face or I’ll burn your fucking house down!”

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Those things were great, just sitting in the back window of the car nodding away

  27. Bruce Jenner
    EricLr
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    They really should have went with CGI instead of Claymation.

  28. Tara Reid
    Da Cheese
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    Sadly, this picture is a typical Monday to Tara.

  29. Katy Perry
    hohooing
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    i thought it was Courtney Stodden

  30. Salma Hayek
    Da Cheese
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    Tits don’t quit but the hairline is looking a little scary.

  31. Katy Perry
    Mandy
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    Looks more like a young Elizabeth Hurley, not Katy Perry. Photoshopped to oblivion.

  32. Richard Dreyfuss
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Clockwork Bananas

  33. Jaime Pressly
    Your mom
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    Apart from Leann having a monkey face and Jaime being cute.

  34. Bruce Jenner
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Quick glance at the scoreboard and he’s going to pass up the difficult brown in favour of an easy yellow

  35. Katy Perry
    ktulu
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    What the?? That looks like they transplanted Monica Bullecias (sp?) face to hers. Sure beats blue hair

  36. Tara Reid
    Jimmy
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    Please just one more drink

  37. Prince Charles
    rospo
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    Prince William in 5 years from now. Minus some hair.

  38. Kim Kardashian
    Jimmy
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    So this is what the fat cow looks like with no makeup on, okay like you dont have one drop of shit on your face okay, your eye lashes are just so natural looking like the fake shit!

  39. Lindsay Lohan
    Jimmy
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    Damn she gets older by the picture! Ugly Bitch!!!

  40. Katy Perry
    Cock Dr
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    The tragic glamour face combined with sequined sparkle boobs is a killer.

  41. Johnny Depp
    DeucePickle
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    “Sign this picture of Dom Deluise”

  42. Meatloaf
    Cock Dr
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    The man known as “Meatloaf” looks cleaner and more appealing than Johnny Depp. Go figure.

  43. Tara Reid
    cc
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    Not seen…the pool of steaming vomit at her feet.

  44. Tara Reid
    Deacon Jones
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    TARADISE! TARADISE!

  45. Kim Kardashian
    cc
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    FedEx wonders who keeps stealing their pallet racking…mystery solved, it’s holding Kim K’s makeup.

  46. Kim Kardashian
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey Kim, that chick from last week was hotter.

    Much hotter. You’re getting older and flabbier. Suck it.

  47. Katy Perry
    fartbucket
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    It’s actually Janice Dickinson to show off the power of the next version of Photoshop.

  48. Dolph Lundgren
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hm, the brunette looks a lot like one of my mom’s friends daughters. I got really drunk at one of their Christmas parties once, everyone was kissing each other good night and what not, and I ended up kissing her far too enthusiastically. Anywaaaaaaays…

  49. Prince Charles
    fartbucket
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    He’s about 2 seconds away from asking the other one to pull his finger.

  50. Meatloaf
    Deacon Jones
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    Jesus, Lindsay chopped her hair now too?

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