Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff‘s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly parking across from a Burger King, Jaime Pressly demonstrating the most effective method for keeping Jerry Sandusky off our playgrounds, and finally, the Johnny Depp/John Mayer singularity is upon us. Time to stock up that zombie apocalypse bunker.
The final five was either this or more Bethenny Frankel. Don’t ever say I never did nothin’ for ya,
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wow so that’s what a pretty Amy Winehouse looks like. Nice.
Looking good …
If you had Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan ahead of Whitney Houston in the death pool, you lost.
I don’t know who that person is, but it sure as hell aint’t a certain Katie Hudson. I mean it is, but it isn’t.
Katy Perry
actually Katy Holmes
Kate Goslin
Kate Hepburn.
LOOK AT MY TITS!!!! p.s. I have no make up on…
Touring Amy Winehouse’s salon hair dryer.
I fixed the caption…
Dolph Lundgren at The 22nd Annual Night Of 100 Stars plus Dolph Lundgren Oscar Viewing Gala in Beverly Hills
While you may question his star power, there is no doubt he was the baddest motherfucker at that Reading his Wiki, you’d think he was a super hero/villian. Chemical engineer, awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, served in the Swedish Marines as an “amphibious ranger,” 3rd degree black belt.
*baddest motherfucker at that party
I have to admit, his CV is downright remarkable.
Maybe he should send her a copy
Dolph Lundgren is an epic and downright badass motherfucker.
Respect.
I’d take Dolph over the pathetic mass of effete, effeminate, vapid as fuck prettyboys claiming to be actors nowadays.
He’s never taken himself or his career too seriously, and he has plenty of other talents to fall back on. He took acting as a fun opportunity to make some cash in ways that his other paths wouldn’t. I don’t blame him one bit, and have nothing but respect for him.
He’d probably be one of the few people at the event you could actually talk to without feeling like you were conversing with a napkin.
‘the pathetic mass of effete, effeminate, vapid as fuck prettyboys claiming to be actors nowadays.’
I’d like him more if he beat on them for real. How great would that be?
@LifeSerial: Absolutely, with most actors I’d probably go into a narcoleptic fit by the extreme boredom and narcissism I’d be confronted with. This guy enjoyed the ride that Hollywood gave him and he’s smart enough to not take it seriously. Well played.
Seriously, dude, I left my adamantium claws RIGHT HERE before I started drinking.
+1
I wonder if the airline makes her check those bags.
This reminds of that Far Side cartoon with the same dog face over 6 different emotions.
“Kim Kardashian photographed with no makeup (in a dark room with a grainy camera phone and 30 minutes worth of photoshop).”
This
Oh wait, I got one. Now let’s try Amy Winehouse’s body with Katy Perry face.
Kendall and Bruce Jenner look so cute together.
“OK…someone better get The Target Lady off my ass before I fucking strangle her.”
There’s the Latina fire I know and love (and have)! We don’t fuck around. Salma’s little but she’s fierce!
“You’re gonna need a bigger suit.”
+1
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Every man wants to be on the bottom of that slide..
In LA for a little nip tuck.
Life is a lemon and I want my money back………..
Put this one beside an Amy Winehouse one and you’ve got a better anti-drug PSA than the Gerard Butler pictures…
She’s was brain dead before any of the dead celebrities.
Does she think anyone looks are her face?
“You see this one here? She says she’s a gypsy. Silly girl, we eradicated all those people centuries ago”
Yeah, I’m taking a dump right here.
If Charlie Sheen can smoke crack for 30 years and make 200 million dollars so can Lindsay Lohan.
You spreak truth, and shall be karmadely rewarded.
She can have all the awards.
What they said.
“No one touches Miss Lohan. We don’t need anybody coming down with herpes on Saturday night.”
Meatloaf? Nah, can’t see it. Sometimes a spud is just a spud.
Wow, she totally has that “He paid me in advance to be here” look.
To me, it looks like she’s thinking, “If I have to hear one more time how he could beat Stallone in a REAL fight…”
Parallel universe Leann Rimes is more into food.
and doesn’t have a face like a monkey.
Is she debuting her new nose?
This is why I love the circus. There is nothing hotter than the bearded lady.
That is an amazing portable workout. Keep trying to pull those jcaket’s sides together, Selma. YOU CAN DO IT!
Lebron’s younger brother would never get another chance like this, so he went for it…
That girl has a bitchin’ goatee.
He must of pissed himself a little when Kris called… Poor guy can’t control it…
I’d recognize those tits anywhere…it’s a talent.
Still in makeup on the set of the Wolfman II.
“Oh my GOD!!! Where’d my chick’s ass go?!?!?”
A lot of my dates ended this way ‘Wait, don’t go!’
“I need to upgrade my butt plug, this XL one keeps falling out…”
my complete lack of social graces qualifies me to be that butt plug.
Tits fly free!… Can you hear me tits?
Even with hair on her face, that girl is still way hotter than Camilla.
Good one!
First off, bullshit. Second, How vain do you have to be to point out “And I’m not even wearing any make up!” in your pics?
About as vain as any number of chicks on FB.
Will there be an SNL skit about her hitting the wall?
Will there be an SNL skit showing her jumping some form of shark
boy george?
“It’s called power clashing. And I do it because I can.”
Power clashing… getting dressed in the aisle at Salvation Army… same thing.
Tara’s brief stint with sobriety was even shorty than Lindsey’s.
“That’s Katy Perry in the first pic??!?!
The Grinch without make-up.
did he borrow Liam’s pants on the flight?
In her prime her ass was something to behold. Look it up.
She definitely had (or still has???) the prettiest butt in Hollywood!
Now that’s the Tara Reid I know
and love?