The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.28.12

February 28th, 2012 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s sadly not even close to yesterday’s cornucopia of breasts (I like to believe this is why the pilgrims came here in the first place.) with a few exceptions. Anyway, what we do have is The Hoff‘s girlfriend Hayley Roberts who nearly died as a result of carelessly parking across from a Burger King, Jaime Pressly demonstrating the most effective method for keeping Jerry Sandusky off our playgrounds, and finally, the Johnny Depp/John Mayer singularity is upon us. Time to stock up that zombie apocalypse bunker.

The final five was either this or more Bethenny Frankel. Don’t ever say I never did nothin’ for ya,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry
    yomama
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    wow so that’s what a pretty Amy Winehouse looks like. Nice.

  2. Tara Reid
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    Looking good …

    If you had Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan ahead of Whitney Houston in the death pool, you lost.

  3. Katy Perry
    Jam
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    I don’t know who that person is, but it sure as hell aint’t a certain Katie Hudson. I mean it is, but it isn’t.

  4. Kim Kardashian
    your mom
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    LOOK AT MY TITS!!!! p.s. I have no make up on…

  5. Jaime Pressly
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    Touring Amy Winehouse’s salon hair dryer.

  6. Dolph Lundgren
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    I fixed the caption…

    Dolph Lundgren at The 22nd Annual Night Of 100 Stars plus Dolph Lundgren Oscar Viewing Gala in Beverly Hills

    • JPC

      While you may question his star power, there is no doubt he was the baddest motherfucker at that Reading his Wiki, you’d think he was a super hero/villian. Chemical engineer, awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, served in the Swedish Marines as an “amphibious ranger,” 3rd degree black belt.

    • I’d take Dolph over the pathetic mass of effete, effeminate, vapid as fuck prettyboys claiming to be actors nowadays.

      He’s never taken himself or his career too seriously, and he has plenty of other talents to fall back on. He took acting as a fun opportunity to make some cash in ways that his other paths wouldn’t. I don’t blame him one bit, and have nothing but respect for him.

      He’d probably be one of the few people at the event you could actually talk to without feeling like you were conversing with a napkin.

      • cc

        ‘the pathetic mass of effete, effeminate, vapid as fuck prettyboys claiming to be actors nowadays.’

        I’d like him more if he beat on them for real. How great would that be?

      • Felonious Monkey

        @LifeSerial: Absolutely, with most actors I’d probably go into a narcoleptic fit by the extreme boredom and narcissism I’d be confronted with. This guy enjoyed the ride that Hollywood gave him and he’s smart enough to not take it seriously. Well played.

  7. Benicio Del Toro
    Not Marvel
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    Seriously, dude, I left my adamantium claws RIGHT HERE before I started drinking.

  8. Salma Hayek
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    I wonder if the airline makes her check those bags.

  9. Benicio Del Toro
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    This reminds of that Far Side cartoon with the same dog face over 6 different emotions.

  10. Kim Kardashian
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    “Kim Kardashian photographed with no makeup (in a dark room with a grainy camera phone and 30 minutes worth of photoshop).”

  11. Katy Perry
    MRF
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    Oh wait, I got one. Now let’s try Amy Winehouse’s body with Katy Perry face.

  12. Dolph Lundgren
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    Kendall and Bruce Jenner look so cute together.

  13. Salma Hayek
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    “OK…someone better get The Target Lady off my ass before I fucking strangle her.”

    • Blech

      There’s the Latina fire I know and love (and have)! We don’t fuck around. Salma’s little but she’s fierce!

  14. Richard Dreyfuss
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    “You’re gonna need a bigger suit.”

  15. Jaime Pressly
    SSHGuru
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    Every man wants to be on the bottom of that slide..

  16. Bruce Jenner
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    In LA for a little nip tuck.

  17. Meatloaf
    tiny
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    Life is a lemon and I want my money back………..

  18. Katy Perry
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    Put this one beside an Amy Winehouse one and you’ve got a better anti-drug PSA than the Gerard Butler pictures…

  19. Tara Reid
    SSHGuru
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    She’s was brain dead before any of the dead celebrities.

  20. Kim Kardashian
    SSHGuru
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    Does she think anyone looks are her face?

  21. Prince Charles
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    “You see this one here? She says she’s a gypsy. Silly girl, we eradicated all those people centuries ago”

  22. Lindsay Lohan
    SSHGuru
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    Yeah, I’m taking a dump right here.

  23. Jessica Jane-Clements
    SSHGuru
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    She can have all the awards.

  24. Lindsay Lohan
    Jon Hex
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    “No one touches Miss Lohan. We don’t need anybody coming down with herpes on Saturday night.”

  25. Meatloaf
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Meatloaf? Nah, can’t see it. Sometimes a spud is just a spud.

  26. Dolph Lundgren
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    Wow, she totally has that “He paid me in advance to be here” look.

  27. Jaime Pressly
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    Parallel universe Leann Rimes is more into food.

  28. Katy Perry
    Superdouche
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    Is she debuting her new nose?

  29. Prince Charles
    George P Burdel
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    This is why I love the circus. There is nothing hotter than the bearded lady.

  30. Salma Hayek
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    That is an amazing portable workout. Keep trying to pull those jcaket’s sides together, Selma. YOU CAN DO IT!

  31. Johnny Depp
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    Lebron’s younger brother would never get another chance like this, so he went for it…

  32. Prince Charles
    ChickenHawk
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    That girl has a bitchin’ goatee.

  33. Bruce Jenner
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    He must of pissed himself a little when Kris called… Poor guy can’t control it…

  34. Katy Perry
    cc
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    I’d recognize those tits anywhere…it’s a talent.

  35. Benicio Del Toro
    ChickenHawk
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    Still in makeup on the set of the Wolfman II.

  36. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
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    “Oh my GOD!!! Where’d my chick’s ass go?!?!?”

  37. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    cc
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    A lot of my dates ended this way ‘Wait, don’t go!’

  38. Lindsay Lohan
    ChickenHawk
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    “I need to upgrade my butt plug, this XL one keeps falling out…”

  39. Salma Hayek
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Tits fly free!… Can you hear me tits?

  40. Prince Charles
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    Even with hair on her face, that girl is still way hotter than Camilla.

  41. Kim Kardashian
    Superdouche
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    First off, bullshit. Second, How vain do you have to be to point out “And I’m not even wearing any make up!” in your pics?

  42. Lindsay Lohan
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    Will there be an SNL skit about her hitting the wall?

  43. Katy Perry
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    boy george?

  44. Johnny Depp
    Superdouche
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    “It’s called power clashing. And I do it because I can.”

  45. Tara Reid
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    Tara’s brief stint with sobriety was even shorty than Lindsey’s.

  46. Meatloaf
    NEOV
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    “That’s Katy Perry in the first pic??!?!

  47. Benicio Del Toro
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    The Grinch without make-up.

  48. Bruce Jenner
    NEOV
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    did he borrow Liam’s pants on the flight?

  49. Jaime Pressly
    cc
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    In her prime her ass was something to behold. Look it up.

  50. Tara Reid
    Superdouche
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    Now that’s the Tara Reid I know

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