The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.26.13

February 26th, 2013 // 368 Comments

“C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the carelessly uncovered ankle of a female PA who’s now chained to a radiator, and finally, while I admit I know nothing about golf, I’m pretty sure at no time during the game should Aubrey O’Day‘s hands have been in this position.

In Soviet Russia, Nadeea Volianova means Paz de la Huerta,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    hes doing the kim kardashian face pose too.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
    foog
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    Really? Must we always stoop to making horse jokes whenever there is a picture of her? I for one, say neigh!

  3. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME!

  4. Chantelle Houghton Bikini
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    NOW I realize why she might be on a show of some kind.

    boobs.

  5. Antonio Banderas Flirting With Baggage Porter
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    He’s got a little bit of Hamm action going on there..Not bad.

  6. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
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    Damn, she has killer legs…but then there’s her face.

  7. Jaden Smith
    Rick
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    Friggin turd nugget.

  8. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
    Dish
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    I love how in Beverly Hills you can spot two huge celebrities like Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington having a laugh outside a Coffee Bean!

  9. Judd Apatow Baby Face
    Dish
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    I’ve never seen a picture of this guy, but based on his movies, this is exactly what I pictured him looking like.

  10. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
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    “Come on, tell me… How does my hair look?”

  11. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    “I’ll be taking your drinks and whatever you got in this bag.”
    “…and I will stand here outraged with my hands on my hips protesting your actions under my breath what you are doing, but never confronting you as you walk away!”

  12. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    Cody42
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    The weird part isn’t him in bed with his siblings. What’s weird is that his hand is on the one kids ass and the kid seems as concerned as us.

  13. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    Cody42
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    This photog’s camera needs a calibration. There’s some serious lens distortion on the face of that girl on the right.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    “Eenie…meenie…minie…moe…”

  15. Amy Childs Spray Tan World Record Attempt
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    Looks damn near real, doesn’t she!

  16. Irina Shayk Side Boob
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    I think she looks great. But I’m mentally ill.

  17. Antonio Banderas Flirting With Baggage Porter
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    “We seem to be going pretty far just to pick up a head of lettuce…”

  18. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    My brain says she’s pretty cute, but my libido is telling my brain that I just don’t give a fuck.

  19. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    “Call me a hoagie.”

  20. Jaden Smith
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    Sigh. No.

  21. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
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    This guy wears that hairdo just so he can be taller than his date.

  22. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    “SECURITY! This man is shoplifting beverages!”

  23. Jaden Smith
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    He’s not shooting a music video. He’s shooting his foot! And he be a bad mo-fo!

  24. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
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    I haven’t played golf in a thousand years, but I would really like to examine her equipment.

  25. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
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    I haven’t played golf in a thousand years, but I’d really like to examine her equipment.

  26. Chantelle Houghton Bikini
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    That chick looks like every third blond dough-ball at the local mall.

  27. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    “Racist!!! I am NOT a racist! I am in NO WAYanti-ni**er, spic, gook, or kike…”

  28. Cindy Margolis 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    “OK, everyone, we can get started. Fido’s Ass finally showed up…”

  29. Uma Thurman No Make Up Fuzzy Boots
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    She’s got two of the nicest tits in “the Biz.” At least she did before she started extruding young-uns from her nether regions.

  30. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    Wasn’t it just a few years back he was trying to get into male modeling? I guess that career option has gone down the shitter!

  31. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause * Applause …

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
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    “You see, blinders are these things that fit right around behind my ears and protrude on either side of my face to cover my peripheral vision…”

  33. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
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    “Zlatan, could you grab my balls for me?”

  34. Tanya Roberts Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    She looks spectacular, especially considering she’s 57 fucking years old. Rarely do I see women close to my age who look particularly good, but she’s at the head of the class.

  35. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
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    Her legs look really good, especially her thighs. The rest of her, however, is looking a bit long in the tooth.

  36. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    If I ride around in a scooter like that can I get a couple of beautiful nurses too?

  37. Katie Lohmann Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    She’s all spruced up, looking beautiful. I’d hate for her to wreck that pretty dress. I’m going to see if she’d like me to carry her…ummm…bags.

  38. Chantelle Houghton Bikini
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    She looked great pre-implants. Now she seems to have let herself go a bit. Too bad. But I’d hop on her in a heartbeat.

  39. Chantelle Houghton Bikini
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    I absolutely LOVE milky-white titties!

  40. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    “Hey Michael leave that money on the table, it’s called ‘a tip’ “

  41. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
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    Please no flash photography ! It will startle the beast.

  42. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Famous Verne Troyer impersonator.

  43. Chantelle Houghton Bikini
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    “In 20 yrs they will be down to here.”

  44. Lana Del Rey Legs Bodysuit Milan Fashion Week
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    I see Steven Buscemi has let his hair grow out.

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
    tlmck
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    There was a major conference of the world’s leading plastic surgeons. After much discussion and deliberation, they took one look at her picture and realized that there was nothing they could do except chip in for a year’s supply of oats.

  46. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    CK
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    The brown girl has too much lipstick on.

  47. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
    Arska
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    Actually that’s Psy shooting his latest music video.

  48. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    wow, she really got her ass in great shape quick!

  49. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
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    you hair would look like that too, if you’d made the mistake of peeking into Tara’s purse full of aborted fetuses.

  50. Jaden Smith
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    I suppose it’s too much to hope for that the article was a misprint, and by ‘music video’ they really meant ‘snuff film’?

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