The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.26.13

February 26th, 2013 // 368 Comments

“C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the carelessly uncovered ankle of a female PA who’s now chained to a radiator, and finally, while I admit I know nothing about golf, I’m pretty sure at no time during the game should Aubrey O’Day‘s hands have been in this position.

In Soviet Russia, Nadeea Volianova means Paz de la Huerta,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    Who let Kanye near this one, too?

  2. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
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    There’s Something about Tara

  3. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
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    In every picture there’s a guy in the background just realizing what Hepatitis smells like.

  4. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
    eze
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    “WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!!!!”

  5. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    FUCK IT! I’LL DRINK IT ON LIVE! WITH KELLY AND MICHAEL!

  6. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
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    “I know he’s clawing for his life, but it really feels like this gerbil’s trying to tickle me from the inside!”

  7. Jaden Smith
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    I generally look down on rich kids who get a free ride in life, but please..Will, please give this kid a trust fund so he’ll go away.

  8. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Kids repeat what they hear most often…

    I expect his first words to be, “Wow, your Mom has an awesome ass.”

  9. Tanya Roberts Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Sheena, Botox princess.

  10. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
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    She could handle my 9 iron anytime.

  11. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
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    That is not how you hold a golf club…although that IS how you hold a penis to keep it from getting in your hair.

  12. Amy Childs Spray Tan World Record Attempt
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    “Miss Panetierre, it’s not a precision airbrush. You’ll have to use the Sharpie and write the ‘large penis here’ and up arrow on your own leg.”

  13. Judd Apatow Baby Face
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    This dude got alot going for himself…namely a smoking hot wife.

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
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    “Get he a bucket of oats. STAT!”

  15. Justin Timberlake Wetten, dass..?
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wasn’t “Wetten dass” a 2 Live Crew song?

  16. Tanya Roberts Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Damn! This was a surprise, I haven’t seen this chick in a long time. (ps: She was hot in Sheena…a guilty pleasure).

  17. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    O’Reily is such an ignorant asshole.

  18. Jaden Smith
    CrashHell
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    Dude, either sag baggy jeans or wear skinny jeans properly. No more combining the two. Sagging skinny jeans? WTF!!! In 10 years, the kids will just walk around with their dicks out.

    • I have a dream – that one day, men of all colors and creeds will be freed of the oppressive shackles of pants. From the heights of the Alleghenies to the low hills of Georgia, let all men drive their ’96 trans am’s pantsless, drunk on moonshine, as our creator intended!

  19. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Did James Bond steal his cat?

  20. Chantelle Houghton Bikini
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    Oh, NOW I see why she’s famous.

  21. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    Gary Grant
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    No nip slip?

  22. Katie Lohmann Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    Gary Grant
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    I think she was in playboy. The picture gives off the smell of Hefner.

  23. Uma Thurman No Make Up Fuzzy Boots
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    Willow Smith growing at an alarming rate.

  24. Amy Childs Spray Tan World Record Attempt
    Drew
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    Wait. She failed which means this was already a fucking record? Good lord. It’s understandable I guess, since pandering to pointless retarded shit tends to bring in the most money.

  25. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
    anticon
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    I thought it was the guy from the gangnam style video

  26. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So he’s the pimp Russell Simmons orders from?

  27. Judd Apatow Baby Face
    CrashHell
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    You lied to me! You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle!

  28. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    Inner Retard
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    Damn pedophiles. Against two Justin never stood a chance.

  29. Jaden Smith
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    Is that the boy or the girl?

  30. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
    Jade
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    Is Madonna too good for costume parties? She didn’t even try.

  31. Judd Apatow Baby Face
    CrashHell
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    She is not a whore, mother, she happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth company. And yes, she may be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be terrifying. (Sorry, couldn’t help myself)

  32. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
    Inner Retard
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    Wow, just wow.

  33. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Paz De La Huerta just drew her sword and flew of into the distance screaming “There can be only one!”

  34. Jaden Smith
    Jade
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    Is this the son or the daughter? I always get them confused.

  35. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
    Sidney
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    How can you call it acting when it’s just like every other weekday?

  36. Lana Del Rey Legs Bodysuit Milan Fashion Week
    Deacon Jones
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    I like her

  37. James Franco Blonde Hair Daytona 500
    Inner Retard
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    Is my hair parted on the right side of douche? Good, I was worried.

  38. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
    Jade
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    I swear I’ve already seen her wear this dress like 17 times already.

  39. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
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    Seriously, who is Jedward? Or do i want to know?

  40. Jaden Smith
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    “..Ah Got Ma Hair Dyed,
    Cheetahs n’ Shit,
    Would Ma Dad Lie,
    Dat it makes me Legit?! “

  41. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
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    Still would.

  42. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
    Inner Retard
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    Good, Tara needs the bright colors. Otherwise she might go home with the lamp post.

  43. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    DeucePickle
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    I’d like to buy her a shot

  44. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
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    That cup is actually full of lube. It’s the only way.

  45. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Got 2 fine looking ladies with you there. How much?

  46. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    “Well, Michael, have you ever hearrrd…of a loofah sponge?”

  47. Jaden Smith
    Inner Retard
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    How come celebs always have the most fucked up kids?!

  48. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
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    (hehehehehe)
    ” I…..am…FUCKING INSANE”

  49. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    The denim can barely restrain….
    The wood her ass is giving me.

  50. Katie Lohmann Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Nice tits.

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