“C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the carelessly uncovered ankle of a female PA who’s now chained to a radiator, and finally, while I admit I know nothing about golf, I’m pretty sure at no time during the game should Aubrey O’Day‘s hands have been in this position.
In Soviet Russia, Nadeea Volianova means Paz de la Huerta,
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Who let Kanye near this one, too?
There’s Something about Tara
In every picture there’s a guy in the background just realizing what Hepatitis smells like.
“WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!!!!”
FUCK IT! I’LL DRINK IT ON LIVE! WITH KELLY AND MICHAEL!
“I know he’s clawing for his life, but it really feels like this gerbil’s trying to tickle me from the inside!”
I generally look down on rich kids who get a free ride in life, but please..Will, please give this kid a trust fund so he’ll go away.
Kids repeat what they hear most often…
I expect his first words to be, “Wow, your Mom has an awesome ass.”
Sheena, Botox princess.
She could handle my 9 iron anytime.
More like a 3 iron.
Well, a three-iron IS a much longer club, ya know.
That is not how you hold a golf club…although that IS how you hold a penis to keep it from getting in your hair.
I just knew you had to have a secret for keeping your hair so pretty and penis free.
Yep. “Don’t point it at your face”.
It’s not really much of a secret.
“Miss Panetierre, it’s not a precision airbrush. You’ll have to use the Sharpie and write the ‘large penis here’ and up arrow on your own leg.”
This dude got alot going for himself…namely a smoking hot wife.
Like anyone would want to “R” her.
“Get he a bucket of oats. STAT!”
Wasn’t “Wetten dass” a 2 Live Crew song?
Damn! This was a surprise, I haven’t seen this chick in a long time. (ps: She was hot in Sheena…a guilty pleasure).
O’Reily is such an ignorant asshole.
Dude, either sag baggy jeans or wear skinny jeans properly. No more combining the two. Sagging skinny jeans? WTF!!! In 10 years, the kids will just walk around with their dicks out.
I have a dream – that one day, men of all colors and creeds will be freed of the oppressive shackles of pants. From the heights of the Alleghenies to the low hills of Georgia, let all men drive their ’96 trans am’s pantsless, drunk on moonshine, as our creator intended!
Did James Bond steal his cat?
Oh, NOW I see why she’s famous.
No nip slip?
More like a nip *plop*
I think she was in playboy. The picture gives off the smell of Hefner.
Willow Smith growing at an alarming rate.
Wait. She failed which means this was already a fucking record? Good lord. It’s understandable I guess, since pandering to pointless retarded shit tends to bring in the most money.
I thought it was the guy from the gangnam style video
So he’s the pimp Russell Simmons orders from?
You lied to me! You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle!
Damn pedophiles. Against two Justin never stood a chance.
Is that the boy or the girl?
Is Madonna too good for costume parties? She didn’t even try.
She is not a whore, mother, she happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth company. And yes, she may be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be terrifying. (Sorry, couldn’t help myself)
Wow, just wow.
Paz De La Huerta just drew her sword and flew of into the distance screaming “There can be only one!”
Is this the son or the daughter? I always get them confused.
How can you call it acting when it’s just like every other weekday?
I like her
Is my hair parted on the right side of douche? Good, I was worried.
I swear I’ve already seen her wear this dress like 17 times already.
Seriously, who is Jedward? Or do i want to know?
“..Ah Got Ma Hair Dyed,
Cheetahs n’ Shit,
Would Ma Dad Lie,
Dat it makes me Legit?! “
Still would.
Yea me too.
Good, Tara needs the bright colors. Otherwise she might go home with the lamp post.
I’d like to buy her a shot
That cup is actually full of lube. It’s the only way.
Got 2 fine looking ladies with you there. How much?
“Well, Michael, have you ever hearrrd…of a loofah sponge?”
How come celebs always have the most fucked up kids?!
(hehehehehe)
” I…..am…FUCKING INSANE”
The denim can barely restrain….
The wood her ass is giving me.
Nice tits.