“C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the carelessly uncovered ankle of a female PA who’s now chained to a radiator, and finally, while I admit I know nothing about golf, I’m pretty sure at no time during the game should Aubrey O’Day‘s hands have been in this position.
In Soviet Russia, Nadeea Volianova means Paz de la Huerta,
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Oh…how the mighty have fallen!
Took the words right out of my mouth.This is a sad day.
I think those birds might have just taken a quick glance at the open ark.
I don’t know what to make of this woman. She’s just…there.
I like that outfit on her. It covers the arms, the crotch, half the face …
Please pick up after your Khloe, sir.
I’m Bill O’Riley BOY!! now go fetch me some watermelon and fried chicken.
Is this after he got hit in the head by flying debris?
Looks a whole lot like Ross Mathews. from Chelsae Lately.
Donnatella Versace is looking better these days.
An area full of cars and he’s the biggest tool there.
Oh shit. He IS gay.
I was sad when he committed suicide in “An Officer and a Gentleman.”
“I wish I could quit you.”
wouldn’t have recognized her for all the money in the world.
Nice flapjacks.
They look perkier than Heidi Klum’s pfannkuchen.
+1 for “pfannkuchen”
He voluntarially posted pics of him being a gay pedeophile??
Aww, where’s his top hat with a shamrock on it and his pot o’ gold?
when herpes takes the form of a human being….tada!!
Is that Jed or Ward?
It’s Dickwad.
That man is one “I’m the king of the world” away from an epic six way.
“I’m the Nasonex Bee. Wanna fuck?”
those are his siblings..
All passed out from too much Jesus Juice.
Doesn’t everyone take Communion fifteen times a day?
She simply misunderstood when someone invited her to an event that involved ‘getting balls in the rough’.
100 Stars and a Whore
I know at one time she was the self proclaimed “Most Downloaded Women on the Internet”, but never by me.
That’s a blatant lie. There was no internet back when that would have been worth looking at.
This was in the early days of the internet. and she was pretty hot back then.
“omg. Did he just chest hump another team mate? Well, it makes sense, because we are both about the same chest size”
I’d definitely call that.
Why is he making that poor woman with cerebral palsy stand while he sits in her scooter?
“Dear Lord, I beseech you that I at least be once allowed to eat more than 100 calories at a meal, and that I never, never have to do a Spice Girls tour again. Oh yeah, and that David win his little running around game out there too.”
“Dita or Claire Daine? Which do want to wear out?”
Hopefully instead of stopping to pick up this hitchhiker, the car just heads straight for him and floors it.
“Dick in a box” translates into any language.
*ring ring* “LA District Attorney’s Office. Yeah, yeah, we know. It’s an open and shut case. We’re working on it.”
Without the dress, those things would be dragging the floor.
Looks like she a hag and those are her two…you know.
“I’m King of the Worl…I mean WHORES!”
“Smell it! Smell it! Yeah, bitch, next time you might wanna reconsider feeding me carrots.”
Look at her go after her ears! Did somebody let her out without her fly mask on again?
Know what’s orange? Nacho Cheese Doritos and Oompa Loompas…not people. WTF is wrong with these people?
With a billion in the bank, he should just change his name to Oleg Boinkyou.
With all the ball scratching, I thought he would be a top.
She has a very wide range of facial expressions…all the way from angry to sullen.
Whoever’s job it is to figure out if it’s Willow or Jaden in these photos deserves a raise. To buy a gun and shoot himself.
Gay test.
Where’s the Jesus juice?
So much douchebaggery in one person.
No amount of saggy underboob is going to make up for that Maria Shriver hand.
Madonna’s costume is pretty good. She looks just as unattractive as the chick from NCIS.
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