The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.26.13

February 26th, 2013 // 368 Comments

“C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the carelessly uncovered ankle of a female PA who’s now chained to a radiator, and finally, while I admit I know nothing about golf, I’m pretty sure at no time during the game should Aubrey O’Day‘s hands have been in this position.

In Soviet Russia, Nadeea Volianova means Paz de la Huerta,

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  1. Cindy Margolis 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    shonzie
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    Oh…how the mighty have fallen!

  2. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    I think those birds might have just taken a quick glance at the open ark.

  3. Lana Del Rey Legs Bodysuit Milan Fashion Week
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    I don’t know what to make of this woman. She’s just…there.

  4. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
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    I like that outfit on her. It covers the arms, the crotch, half the face …

  5. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    Please pick up after your Khloe, sir.

  6. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
    karlito
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    I’m Bill O’Riley BOY!! now go fetch me some watermelon and fried chicken.

  7. James Franco Blonde Hair Daytona 500
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    Is this after he got hit in the head by flying debris?

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
    SIN
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    Looks a whole lot like Ross Mathews. from Chelsae Lately.

  9. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
    j/k
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    Donnatella Versace is looking better these days.

  10. James Franco Blonde Hair Daytona 500
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    An area full of cars and he’s the biggest tool there.

  11. Victoria Beckham
    SIN
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    Oh shit. He IS gay.

  12. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    I was sad when he committed suicide in “An Officer and a Gentleman.”

  13. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
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    “I wish I could quit you.”

  14. Tanya Roberts Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    karlito
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    wouldn’t have recognized her for all the money in the world.

  15. Irina Shayk Side Boob
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    Nice flapjacks.

  16. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    SIN
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    He voluntarially posted pics of him being a gay pedeophile??

  17. Tom Cruise All You Need Is Kill Set
    Juch
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    Aww, where’s his top hat with a shamrock on it and his pot o’ gold?

  18. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
    karlito
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    when herpes takes the form of a human being….tada!!

  19. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
    tlmck
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    Is that Jed or Ward?

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    That man is one “I’m the king of the world” away from an epic six way.

  21. Antonio Banderas Flirting With Baggage Porter
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    “I’m the Nasonex Bee. Wanna fuck?”

  22. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    Nadia
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    those are his siblings..

  23. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    contusion
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    All passed out from too much Jesus Juice.

  24. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
    Juch
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    She simply misunderstood when someone invited her to an event that involved ‘getting balls in the rough’.

  25. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    j/k
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    100 Stars and a Whore

  26. Cindy Margolis 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    tlmck
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    I know at one time she was the self proclaimed “Most Downloaded Women on the Internet”, but never by me.

  27. Victoria Beckham
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    “omg. Did he just chest hump another team mate? Well, it makes sense, because we are both about the same chest size”

  28. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    I’d definitely call that.

  29. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    j/k
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    Why is he making that poor woman with cerebral palsy stand while he sits in her scooter?

  30. Victoria Beckham
    Juch
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    “Dear Lord, I beseech you that I at least be once allowed to eat more than 100 calories at a meal, and that I never, never have to do a Spice Girls tour again. Oh yeah, and that David win his little running around game out there too.”

  31. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
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    “Dita or Claire Daine? Which do want to wear out?”

  32. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
    tlmck
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    Hopefully instead of stopping to pick up this hitchhiker, the car just heads straight for him and floors it.

  33. Justin Timberlake Wetten, dass..?
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    “Dick in a box” translates into any language.

  34. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
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    *ring ring* “LA District Attorney’s Office. Yeah, yeah, we know. It’s an open and shut case. We’re working on it.”

  35. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    tlmck
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    Without the dress, those things would be dragging the floor.

  36. Tara Reid Cleavage Drunk Jedward
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    Looks like she a hag and those are her two…you know.

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    “I’m King of the Worl…I mean WHORES!”

  38. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    “Smell it! Smell it! Yeah, bitch, next time you might wanna reconsider feeding me carrots.”

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
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    Look at her go after her ears! Did somebody let her out without her fly mask on again?

  40. Amy Childs Spray Tan World Record Attempt
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    Know what’s orange? Nacho Cheese Doritos and Oompa Loompas…not people. WTF is wrong with these people?

  41. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
    tlmck
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    With a billion in the bank, he should just change his name to Oleg Boinkyou.

  42. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
    dontkillthemessenger
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    With all the ball scratching, I thought he would be a top.

  43. Victoria Beckham
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    She has a very wide range of facial expressions…all the way from angry to sullen.

  44. Jaden Smith
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    Whoever’s job it is to figure out if it’s Willow or Jaden in these photos deserves a raise. To buy a gun and shoot himself.

  45. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    Gay test.

  46. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
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    Where’s the Jesus juice?

  47. Jaden Smith
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    So much douchebaggery in one person.

  48. Irina Shayk Side Boob
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    No amount of saggy underboob is going to make up for that Maria Shriver hand.

  49. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Madonna’s costume is pretty good. She looks just as unattractive as the chick from NCIS.

  50. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    14:45, 14:46, 14:47 . . ..

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