The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.26.13

February 26th, 2013 // 368 Comments

“C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the carelessly uncovered ankle of a female PA who’s now chained to a radiator, and finally, while I admit I know nothing about golf, I’m pretty sure at no time during the game should Aubrey O’Day‘s hands have been in this position.

In Soviet Russia, Nadeea Volianova means Paz de la Huerta,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Justin Timberlake Wetten, dass..?
    guttboy
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    Douche.

  2. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
    contusion
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    Apparently he’s praying for these skanky chicks to disappear and some more Leo-worthy Victoria Secret super models to appear in their place. As usual.

  3. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
    contusion
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    A Kabbalah costume party? Pinch me!

  4. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    contusion
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    Let the Michael Jackson jokes begin in 3…2…1…

  5. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
    flaT
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    Ummmm…..

  6. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
    contusion
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    Hi mom.

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    I pray to the boner in my pants, that behind me is several slutty ho’s, and not buckets of chum.

  8. Antonio Banderas Flirting With Baggage Porter
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    He can’t even carry one fucking bag? Am I looking at that right? Seriously?

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    One must give thanks for the fine collection of ass you are given. Ass doesn’t grow on trees, you know?

  10. Irina Shayk Side Boob
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    Looks like that boney claw from the crypt has a good hold on her purse.

  11. Jaden Smith
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    Samantha Ronson’s spray tan looks better than Amy Child’s.

  12. Antonio Banderas Flirting With Baggage Porter
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    It’s called a BACK pack. It goes on your BACK.

  13. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    Ouch.

  14. Jaden Smith
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    I have such instant, visceral hatred for this awful kid.

  15. Jaden Smith
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    And every skateboarder in the country just said, “Awww fuck.”

  16. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Tight Leather Shorts
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    I know this is crazy but Jenny Craig wants you to call her maybe.

  17. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
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    Most molestors were molested themselves….by Usher.

  18. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
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    Dry humping a man is the proper way to celebrate a win imo.

  19. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
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    Celebs get all the benefits. I mean look at Aubrey O’Day. She can pick out any of the sunglasses on the $4.99 rack at Walgreens any time she wants. ANY of them! Must be nice.

  20. Victoria Beckham
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    She can actually display emotion? Who knew?

  21. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    Bill O’Reilly, seen here preparing for the inevitable “foot in mouth” moment that will happen at any second.

  22. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    Dedicated to all the people who feel sorry for me for not winning an oscar…

    -Leo

  23. Cindy Margolis 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    No! No, no, no. Seriously? No.

  24. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    “I wouldn’t even be here if I knew they allowed black men to come in! Seriously, stop laughing at my tiny penis!”

  25. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    What a perfect name. Because that dress is fallin-off-a.

  26. Madonna Brahim Zaibat Kabbalah Costume Party
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    When she says she’s gonna put on any ol’ thing, by golly she means it.

  27. Lana Del Rey Legs Bodysuit Milan Fashion Week
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    Must be the Olsen they keep in the basement.

  28. Nadeea Volianova Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    There to sit in the audience I presume.

  29. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
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    She spotted the sugar cubes and apples. Damn.

  30. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
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    You forgot the quotation marks around celebrity.

  31. Aubrey ODay Awkward Swing Celebrity Classic Golf Tournament
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    Take advantage of the ballwashers at every tee box with that skank around.

  32. Justin Bieber Instagram In Bed With Children
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    Dr. Murray? Are you free??? Just kidding, I know you’re being sodomized right now…
    Anywho, just thought I’d let you know we have one more that needs your special treatment…

  33. Tanya Roberts Cleavage 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Surprise!

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
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    The blond to the far left is thick in a way I reallllly dig. Look at that leg and ass. Voof!!!

  35. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    Somehow, I think she got January Jone’s baby… Just a hunch…

  36. Antonio Banderas Flirting With Baggage Porter
    Juch
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    “Mr. Banderas, I understood you had more than one old bag?”
    “No, I left Melanie at home this time.”

  37. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    The original caption says it all.

  38. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    That poor little guy has a long future of his friends trying to fuck his Mom to look forward to.

  39. Amy Childs Spray Tan World Record Attempt
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    Turning Europeans into Mexicans – one spray at a time.

  40. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    Runyon Canyon or Funyun Canyon?

  41. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
    sexyman48
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    Blob Kardashian. Nailed it.

  42. Chantelle Houghton Bikini
    contusion
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    It’s rare to see a real girl on these pages. Welcome.

  43. Leonardo DiCaprio Yacht Bikini Women Wolf Of Wall Street Reshoots
    tlmck
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    Is he really “on the set”, or is this just a typical day in the life of Leo?

  44. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    Has a tattoo of his dad on his forearm… I guess he needs visual cues in case someone asks…

    • CrashHell

      Dude, for the life of me, I thought that was Jerry Lee Lewis. No way this kid is that hipster, or smart, or anything of value.

  45. Oleg Boyko 23rd Annual Night Of 100 Stars Black Tie Dinner Viewing Gala
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    Charles Francis Xavier knows how to live.

  46. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    “Say, now that you’ve fetched me coffee and carried my bags, how about standing on my front lawn in a jockey outfit and holding a lantern?”

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
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    jaundice

  48. Pamela Anderson Legs Minidress Mario Testino Event
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    jaundice.

  49. Lana Del Rey Legs Bodysuit Milan Fashion Week
    moe
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    Lana Del Rey is totally pre-fab (no pun intended): manufactured, artificial, and truly (so far, at least) talentless. She may get better, but she was foisted on us sheerly because of her vibe, look, and demeanor. Hot, but pathetic…

    • tlmck

      Whatever gave you the idea that the people running the music industry today have the first clue what music is? They are all bean counters and marketing folks.

      • moe

        Music industry types foisting this shit on us is one thing, but people are actually buying into her schtick. She’s getting to be a Big Deal, unfortunately. Mainly with the kind of folks who are into St. Vincent, Amanda Fucking (psht!) Palmer, etc. In other words, dumbfucks…

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker 10th Annual Love N Courage Benefit For TNCs Emerging Playwrights Program
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    Say what you want, but Mane & Tail does give hair incredible body.

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