“C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the carelessly uncovered ankle of a female PA who’s now chained to a radiator, and finally, while I admit I know nothing about golf, I’m pretty sure at no time during the game should Aubrey O’Day‘s hands have been in this position.
In Soviet Russia, Nadeea Volianova means Paz de la Huerta,
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Douche.
kanye is a douche. may this suit & tie shit all over that throne.
Apparently he’s praying for these skanky chicks to disappear and some more Leo-worthy Victoria Secret super models to appear in their place. As usual.
A Kabbalah costume party? Pinch me!
Let the Michael Jackson jokes begin in 3…2…1…
Ummmm…..
Hi mom.
I pray to the boner in my pants, that behind me is several slutty ho’s, and not buckets of chum.
He can’t even carry one fucking bag? Am I looking at that right? Seriously?
One must give thanks for the fine collection of ass you are given. Ass doesn’t grow on trees, you know?
Looks like that boney claw from the crypt has a good hold on her purse.
Samantha Ronson’s spray tan looks better than Amy Child’s.
It’s called a BACK pack. It goes on your BACK.
Ouch.
I have such instant, visceral hatred for this awful kid.
And every skateboarder in the country just said, “Awww fuck.”
I know this is crazy but Jenny Craig wants you to call her maybe.
Definitely!
Most molestors were molested themselves….by Usher.
Dry humping a man is the proper way to celebrate a win imo.
Celebs get all the benefits. I mean look at Aubrey O’Day. She can pick out any of the sunglasses on the $4.99 rack at Walgreens any time she wants. ANY of them! Must be nice.
She can actually display emotion? Who knew?
She worrying how that peanut she ate is going to go straight to her ass.
Bill O’Reilly, seen here preparing for the inevitable “foot in mouth” moment that will happen at any second.
Dedicated to all the people who feel sorry for me for not winning an oscar…
-Leo
No! No, no, no. Seriously? No.
“I wouldn’t even be here if I knew they allowed black men to come in! Seriously, stop laughing at my tiny penis!”
What a perfect name. Because that dress is fallin-off-a.
When she says she’s gonna put on any ol’ thing, by golly she means it.
Must be the Olsen they keep in the basement.
There to sit in the audience I presume.
In the Charo Memorial seat, row CC for “Coochie-Coochie”.
She spotted the sugar cubes and apples. Damn.
You forgot the quotation marks around celebrity.
Take advantage of the ballwashers at every tee box with that skank around.
Hilarious! Yeah, no doubt. I hate this chick. It looks like she lost a few pounds, but she’s got a way to go.
Dr. Murray? Are you free??? Just kidding, I know you’re being sodomized right now…
Anywho, just thought I’d let you know we have one more that needs your special treatment…
Surprise!
The blond to the far left is thick in a way I reallllly dig. Look at that leg and ass. Voof!!!
Somehow, I think she got January Jone’s baby… Just a hunch…
“Mr. Banderas, I understood you had more than one old bag?”
“No, I left Melanie at home this time.”
The original caption says it all.
That poor little guy has a long future of his friends trying to fuck his Mom to look forward to.
Turning Europeans into Mexicans – one spray at a time.
Runyon Canyon or Funyun Canyon?
Dem ain’t yo funyuns!
McFeely, I love you for that reference.
I miss Drawn Together. that was one of my favorite shows. :-(
Blob Kardashian. Nailed it.
It’s rare to see a real girl on these pages. Welcome.
now get to the gym fatty
Real sucks. As is made quite evident here.
Is he really “on the set”, or is this just a typical day in the life of Leo?
Has a tattoo of his dad on his forearm… I guess he needs visual cues in case someone asks…
Dude, for the life of me, I thought that was Jerry Lee Lewis. No way this kid is that hipster, or smart, or anything of value.
Charles Francis Xavier knows how to live.
“Say, now that you’ve fetched me coffee and carried my bags, how about standing on my front lawn in a jockey outfit and holding a lantern?”
jaundice
jaundice.
Lana Del Rey is totally pre-fab (no pun intended): manufactured, artificial, and truly (so far, at least) talentless. She may get better, but she was foisted on us sheerly because of her vibe, look, and demeanor. Hot, but pathetic…
Whatever gave you the idea that the people running the music industry today have the first clue what music is? They are all bean counters and marketing folks.
Music industry types foisting this shit on us is one thing, but people are actually buying into her schtick. She’s getting to be a Big Deal, unfortunately. Mainly with the kind of folks who are into St. Vincent, Amanda Fucking (psht!) Palmer, etc. In other words, dumbfucks…
Say what you want, but Mane & Tail does give hair incredible body.
Good thing, ‘cuz she certainly doesn’t have one…