The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.25.14

February 25th, 2014 // 322 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a much lighter selection (Haha, get it? She’s starving herself to death!!) than yesterday, although still rife with celebrity whorery and Khal Drogo hypnotizing you into following he and his demon bride into the portal to Hell.

*walks toward red light* Wait, I don’t deserve this! *remembers every day of this job for past three years* Nevermind, I’m good to go. Is my condo ready?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
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    God damn! Dat ass! Dat everything.

  2. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    *Emperor’s voice ” I assure you. It is quite operational!”

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Siri, which shirt should I buy?”

  4. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Tank Top LAX
    buzz
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    Only one way to get a herpes sore on your chin….

  5. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    buzz
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    Poor NYFD. They have to be associated with this turd of a movie.

  6. Scott Wolf Water Bottle Good Morning America
    Hcos
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    He has very dainty lady hands, reverse Seinfeld.

  7. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    I never saw the Conan movie he’s in. I’ll have to check it out.

  8. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
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    “This ones dedicated ta mah Daddy.” She unbuttons her top; father sinks in chair, pulls cap down low.

  9. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Hot Extra Entoruage Movie
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    She has those knees that go inward when she stands up straight. It just looks weird.

  10. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    That’s very appropriate golfing footwear.

  11. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
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    Why is she doing this to herself again? You have kids to take care of now. Cut the bullshit.

  12. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Tank Top LAX
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    Wipe the jizz off your chin before you get off the plane next time.

  13. George Clooney
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    Training for his role in the next Batman movie, no doubt.

  14. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    She fucking depresses me. She was so beautiful.

  15. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes The Late Show With David Letterman
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    She is…homely. I wonder how many Emmy’s the makeup crew on Big Bang Theory has won? I’m guessing all of hem.

  16. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
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    Keep the body, lose the face.

  17. Draya Michele Huge Ass Spandex Dress Non Stop Premiere
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    “Non-stop” is also the way I want to fuck her.

  18. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    And then Mickey Rourke shoots her in the snatch and starts screaming. I still don’t understand that movie.

  19. Lauren Benz Phillips Shiny Cheeks Non Stop Premiere
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    She is shiny.

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
    crb
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    “Guys, guys, guys, enough about my clothes. More about Maria’s ass!”

  21. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
    crb
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    Phil Spector? -Aren’t you in jail?

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
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    Dis how ass look.

  23. Ben Kingley Huge Vein In Head Marvel One Shot All Hail The King Fan Event And Screening
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    ‘…and the best part of appearing in Iron Man 3? When I got paid.’

  24. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes The Late Show With David Letterman
    crb
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    “Hrm, I wonder if Bertney-Jean and I could rope that there homeless’n inta mah basement… We both likes them french fried taters,…”

  25. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    s45qu4tch
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    You know it’ll be bad when they can’t even spell FDNY correctly.

  26. Claudia Romani Butt Bodysuit Soccer Ball
    crb
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    Didn’t I see something like this in that unrated Duran Duran video?

  27. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
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    Glasses aren’t enough. Try a welder’s mask, if you can find one that fits.

  28. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Bike Clothes
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    Sigh…Goldie, honey, you had it for a long time, but time for looser clothing now.

  29. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    “Annnnd…BADA-BING! There you go. Right in the hole.”

  30. Ben Kingley Huge Vein In Head Marvel One Shot All Hail The King Fan Event And Screening
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    “Now I want to do a little number called Tracks of My Tears, which was written and originally recorded by my very dear friend, Mr. Smoke Robertson.”

  31. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    Germander Speedwell
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    Dammit all to Hades! Whereas the burger close-up?

  32. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
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    Rita…LOVE YOUR TITS!

  33. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
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    “Quick! Someone grab her before she slips down into the sewer access.”

  34. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
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    WTF…??? This isn’t Richard Grieco. Richard Grieco looks like a ferret and always wears a hat.

  35. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Tank Top LAX
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    She’s fully clothed, so who gives a fuck?

  36. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
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    “OUCH! This little motherfucker bites!”

  37. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    AtomicMountain
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    Wait…I had a joke for this… Something, something, Popeye and a boner.

  38. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    “Goddamnit, ENOUGH! I’ll cut down that ivy bush if it’s the last thing I ever do!”

  39. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
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    Fuck. Now I’m hungry.

  40. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Hot Extra Entoruage Movie
    ChestyLaRue
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    I see Drama’s still shopping the Federline Collection.

  41. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    She knows skinny K-Fed is gay, right?

  42. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Ha ha… thanks folks. I haven’t snickered that hard in quite a while. The golf comments are primo.

  43. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
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    “… and the Oscar for best acting goes to…”

  44. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    PassingTrue
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    Making a list of things Captain Quint should have kept aboard the “Orca”:

    1. Big damn chainsaw.

  45. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    PassingTrue
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    “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”

  46. George Clooney
    PassingTrue
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    Backing away from the engagement ring salesman.

  47. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    PassingTrue
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    She wanted the role, but she was stumped.

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    PassingTrue
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    Coveralls with belt loops. Latest from the nerd warehouse. I guarantee it.

  49. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    PassingTrue
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    She could take down fifty communion wafers in one shot. (Sorry, catholic school flashbacks)

  50. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
    PassingTrue
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    Kristin Stewart never looked better.

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