The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.25.14

February 25th, 2014 // 322 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a much lighter selection (Haha, get it? She’s starving herself to death!!) than yesterday, although still rife with celebrity whorery and Khal Drogo hypnotizing you into following he and his demon bride into the portal to Hell.

*walks toward red light* Wait, I don’t deserve this! *remembers every day of this job for past three years* Nevermind, I’m good to go. Is my condo ready?

- Photo Boy

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  1. George Clooney
    Inner Retard
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    The “Stand back!” pose. Because you can never be too sure if Jonah Hill changed targets.

  2. Lauren Benz Phillips Shiny Cheeks Non Stop Premiere
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    Just because they send you the pic doesn’t mean you have to post it, Photo Boy.

  3. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
    Capn Obvious
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    Lose the earring Potsy…then get a haircut befitting your age…and then see if you can get a job. Like a job where you work. You work and then they pay you. You see how that works?

    Of course, it goes without saying that it should be a job that requires absolutely zero skill in any discipline. Fries will most likely be involved.

    You aren’t Laurence Olivier…and it’s been quite a few decades since Tiger Beat cared that you were alive. Report to your nearest fast food chain and get a nametag ASAP.

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    Inner Retard
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    Hah, my sister made those. That reminds me she asked me to buy her freedom…. Excuse me, do you have these in green? No? Well, I did my part. And she says I’m turning Hollywood.

  5. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
    alexxx3488
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    Where does the beard end and the woman begin?

  6. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    Inner Retard
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    Put down the sandwich and nobody gets hurt. No, No. We believe you, you’ll do it!… I offer an exchange. You put down the sandwich and I take off your shirt. No? Damn, I was sure it was gonna work!

  7. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
    wow
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    I opened this pic just because I thought she was Miley. A not so ugly Miley.

  8. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    wow
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    Again?
    Why?
    Teenage nostalgia?

  9. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    renotastic
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    Play another Jackyl song, Ian!

  10. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Hot Extra Entoruage Movie
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    How can she lean forward so far and still stand up?
    (a) hyperextended knees
    (b) purse loaded with half her weight in cosmetics
    (c) magic hi-tops
    (d) all of the above
    I’ll give you 1 more minute lesser Dillon.

  11. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
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    Remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter tried to breastfeed Stewie?

    I imagine that is what the kid’s face looks like in this moment.

  12. George Clooney
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    “No, thanks Jonah, I’m good.”

  13. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
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    Richard Grieco as Nicolas Cage in the ‘Tim Burton Story’.

  14. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
    Amanda
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    Miley Cyrus + Faruza Balk = this chick

  15. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    Groovy.

  16. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Eyes The Late Show With David Letterman
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    He just posted ANOTHER photo of his poo?

  17. Lauren Benz Phillips Shiny Cheeks Non Stop Premiere
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    The smile says: she finally ditched Vinny.
    The face says: 20 yrs too late.

  18. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
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    She must’ve read about the furnch fries and got turned on

  19. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    Egads! To think they both used to be hot!

  20. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
    Pickle Nose
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    Sometimes I get depressed about my life (9-5 job, 18 month old, wife that’s still trying to lose the muffintop, etc.) and think about the life that the “stars” lead. Soon reality sets in and I realize that being “famous” probably means hanging out with guys like this at events like this. Then I happily go home and let my kid throw spaghetti-o’s in my face.

    • cmonreally

      Don’t knock up your wife if you don’t want her to get fat.

      • Pickle Nose

        Not fat, just a little jelly-belly. Still love her, but let’s be honest, she doesn’t look like Joanna Krupa in a bikini. I guess I don’t look like Romain Zago either though, so fair is fair.

        My point was, I’m a regular guy who sometimes thinks it would be sweet to be famous. Then I think about hanging out with Richard Greico at the 50th Cinema Audio Society Awardsand I’m pretty stoked on my current life.

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    What? No front view of her new bolt-ons? For shame!

  22. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    MZ MIZRY
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    yo Tara, next time dont pet the sharknado.

  23. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
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    Is “No Soliciting” a code-phrase for “Methadone”?

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
    anonym
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    those heels make her ass look grrrrrrrreat

  25. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    anonym
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    she looks like a tranny

  26. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    anonym
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    too much coke.
    McDonalds, please donate some burgers

  27. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    Jesus, Fish!! Spoiler alert next time! Now we know why Ian needed the chainsaw!!

  28. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    Milwaukee Joe
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    Oh, cool, they got The Emperor to make a cameo? Nice.

  29. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    cmonreally
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    I’ll bet you she was dry heaving the entire time that burger was near her mouth.

  30. Scott Wolf Water Bottle Good Morning America
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    Bailey: And then you know, eventually she’ll fall for me. Claudia: Like a ton of bricks. Will: And why is that again? Claudia: Duh… He’s Bailey.

  31. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
    cmonreally
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    Poor Jessica is so dumb that she thinks “sugar mama” is just a sweet little nick name that Eric calls her.

    • Yeah, what a dumb twat. She can’t do a fucking thing right. Except put together a net worth of $150 million. What a dipshit.

      • mk ultra

        Please explain how she “put together” that net worth. I’ll look forward to your tales of her astounding business acumen.

      • cmonreally

        Being rich and being intelligent do not always have a direct correlation. You can be an absolute dumb ass and have a ton of money.

  32. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    She clearly knows that even actual ranking female pro surfers make less than $15K a year out of competing and is aiming at expanding her career.

  33. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    cmonreally
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    I mean… she got the shirt right? I’m actually surprised she did this well.

  34. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
    The Pope
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    I had no idea that both of those guys were gay.

  35. Scott Wolf Water Bottle Good Morning America
    cmonreally
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    I don’t have a snide comment to make, I just wanted to say that this photo made me laugh because, mentally, I’m a child.

  36. Ben Kingley Huge Vein In Head Marvel One Shot All Hail The King Fan Event And Screening
    Mike
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    Thought it was Patrick Stewart for a second there.

    But Ben is just as good.

  37. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Bike Clothes
    cmonreally
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    Lindsay Lohan looks better than she has in a while.

  38. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
    Little Tongue
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    Maria has never looked better!

  39. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Tank Top LAX
    Little Tongue
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    My pussy might smell like rotten sardine, but someone’s still willing to put a ring on it! Ha!

  40. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    dk
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    Bitch is wrecking those greens in those heels.

  41. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    “Okay now, line up your shot…line up your shot”.
    “I’m trying, Ms Aubrey…just stop talking”

  42. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    Iggy Pop you are too old for stage diving

  43. Ben Kingley Huge Vein In Head Marvel One Shot All Hail The King Fan Event And Screening
    buzz
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    By the look on his face, someone must have suggest that he give his free Jaguar back because he wasn’t really the bad guy in Iron Man 3.

  44. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
    alex
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    I think she’s looking good. MUCH better post-op.

  45. George Clooney
    buzz
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    Did he just magically shoot that shaftless arrowhead from his hands? WIZARD!

  46. Claudia Romani Butt Bodysuit Soccer Ball
    Shemp
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    Her ass has an ass…

  47. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
    buzz
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    Hell I thought this was Emma Watson until I got to the Jaw.

  48. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    buzz
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    Carl’s Jr and 138 Water should just join forces and make porn.

  49. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    emma Watson's Vagina
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    looks like someone gave Jon Hamm a handjob.

  50. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
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    At least they gave the kid a normal name. Makes a change from the usual celebrity spawn.

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