The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.25.14

February 25th, 2014 // 322 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a much lighter selection (Haha, get it? She’s starving herself to death!!) than yesterday, although still rife with celebrity whorery and Khal Drogo hypnotizing you into following he and his demon bride into the portal to Hell.

*walks toward red light* Wait, I don’t deserve this! *remembers every day of this job for past three years* Nevermind, I’m good to go. Is my condo ready?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Somewhere there is a greenskeeper spitting nails about fucking celebrity prostitutes ripping the shit out of his course with their heels…and being told to shut it by club management.

    That being said, whomever outfitted Aubry is an idiot. That putter should be at least two feet shorter.

  2. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Bike Clothes
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    Beware of the dwarf… and sunscreen.

  3. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
    Clutch
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    “Eraserhead won’t breast feed. Thats odd.”

  4. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    Mr. and Mrs. Satan’s Christmas card.

  5. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Bike Clothes
    Wang Chung
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    Where boners go to die.

  6. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
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    Get to the gym fatty. The baby was born 4 years ago, it’s time to lose that gut.

    (yeah, that’s right…I’m doing this)

  7. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Tank Top LAX
    Inner Retard
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    To avoid sounding like an idiot Joanna came up with a brilliant excuse: Can’t talk now, married. Can’t talk now, married!

  8. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    neen
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    She is close to 40…give her some credit. Did I just defend Tara Reid???

  9. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
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    “Marker” was a good show. I liked it.

  10. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
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    She’s gotta keep cameras on Simon 24×7, cuz you know the instant no one is looking…

  11. George Clooney
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    “no…no thank you…please…I’ve had way too much vagina today already”

  12. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
    MarketingMike
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    I have a feeling her “real” performance comes after the show,
    back in your hotel suite, if you’re an aging Billionaire.

    Now where do I get a clip of that?

  13. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
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    Jesus Christ…I looked at this picture from the legs up, and that face is like hitting a pothole at 80mph. I think my penis is out of alignment now.

  14. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
    Inner Retard
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    Don’t know, kid. You can’t sing. Can’t even hold a high C. Why don’t you go back in the womb and cook for another few months. Your posture is awful… *BANG*… What?! What did I say, Lauren?!

  15. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
    MarketingMike
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    Look at the tits on Mama. Geez…
    The kid is just a prop.

  16. Lauren Benz Phillips Shiny Cheeks Non Stop Premiere
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    was there an oil spill near her face?

  17. Claudia Romani Butt Bodysuit Soccer Ball
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    that looks like something a person does casually with no idea photographers are around.

    • Actually yes. It’s called “raising” You bounce the football (Americans say soccer ball, the rest of the world says football) on your knees/feet etc (no hands, of course) for as long as you can without letting it fall to the floor.

      It’s a common practice for football players/enthusiasts.

  18. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    Devil in Ms. Jones
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    “Get your stinkin’ fins off me, you damn dirty shark!!”

  19. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
    henri hill
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    he doesn’t even recognize himself.

  20. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
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    Who took that photo?

  21. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
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    There’s a spot on my screen (possibly booger related) that for an instant formed a perfect nipple shadow, making me think this was the best burger commercial ever. I mean it’s still probably in the top 2, but still.

  22. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    Does she have a neck problem, because every time I see her, her heads all cocked over to one side.

  23. Lauren Benz Phillips Shiny Cheeks Non Stop Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    Grease 4

  24. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    Josephus
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    He’s got the right idea, but I think the glove is on the wrong part.

  25. George Clooney
    fuzzy was
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    “Crank that Soulja Boy!”

  26. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    Inner Retard
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    Some just can’t deal with the size of Jon Hamm’s penis and resort to ridiculous measures to compensate.

  27. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Tank Top LAX
    Josephus
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    Dis why chicken give blowjob.

  28. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Bike Clothes
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    gunt toe

  29. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    Whatnow
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    Casted for the part – Broke Ass Ho.

  30. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    She needs some concealer for her concealer.

  31. George Clooney
    Josephus
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    How apropos that the next photo, the one he seems to be pushing away, is Tara Reid.

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    Larry King
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    Such a waste of suspenders. smh.

  33. Scott Wolf Water Bottle Good Morning America
    donkeypunch
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    thats a whole lotta foundation on his little face

  34. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
    your tongue, my balls.
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    Eric lovingly pre-chews chicken wings and feeds Jessica, like a mama bird while she sleeps.

  35. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
    JimBB
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    Menounos: “Huh, this mic doesn’t seem to work when I put it on him…”

    Slater: “Try an old mic from the early 90′s”

  36. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
    Prof Griff
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    Please god, let her get pregnant, and have Jay Leno’s love child. I just gotta know…

  37. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    MarketingMike
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    You’d have a better chance of spending the night with Nina,
    than her actually eating one bite of that sandwich.

  38. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
    JimBB
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    Well, looks lie that life is going well.

  39. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
    your tongue, my balls.
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    Weston Cage is a popular costume this year I see.

  40. Lauren Benz Phillips Shiny Cheeks Non Stop Premiere
    Bush Tetra
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    I guess combing your hair is optional for these events?

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
    jonnybravo
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    lol urban outfitters on third street

  42. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Behold the anti-Kim

  43. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    The girl has spirit. Signaling an entire ship of sailors to come get her.

  44. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    JimBB
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    Note to self: Never go to this clinic for nutritional advice.

  45. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Hot Extra Entoruage Movie
    your tongue, my balls.
    Commented on this photo:

    No! That is not why they call me turtle.

  46. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    Hugh G. Rection
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    the picture shot 30 seconds later shows her vomiting.

  47. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
    JimBB
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    48 Jump Street

  48. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    your tongue, my balls.
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    I don’t think Aubrey will ever attain total consciousness.

  49. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    Who’s the black guy eating pizza in the window? Creepy…..lol

  50. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Cameltoe Spandex Bike Clothes
    yourmom
    Commented on this photo:

    Now, with the ‘Camel Guard 3000′ women well beyond 40 can enjoy the comfort of yoga pants, without exposing their labia. Order yours today!

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