The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.25.14

February 25th, 2014 // 322 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a much lighter selection (Haha, get it? She’s starving herself to death!!) than yesterday, although still rife with celebrity whorery and Khal Drogo hypnotizing you into following he and his demon bride into the portal to Hell.

*walks toward red light* Wait, I don’t deserve this! *remembers every day of this job for past three years* Nevermind, I’m good to go. Is my condo ready?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    Mike Goldman
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    Lol no photoshop

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Steve Zahn Christian Slater Extra
    DJ named Glove
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    I found you, Ms. New Booty.

  3. George Clooney
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    Bitches be all, “fuck me George”

    and I be all, “whoa bitches!”

  4. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
    joe
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    Poor kid’s got hair in his mouth now.

  5. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
    Randal
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    She copied rihanna, didnt work. Now copying miley?

  6. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
    Randal
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    That jaw….

  7. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
    Reliant K
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    He must brush with bacon toothpaste, and rinse with cheese burger mouthwash.

  8. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
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    Are you sure that’s not Richard Belzer?

  9. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
    malaka
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    well there goes my cosby show porno fantasy.

  10. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
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    something about the way her face is attacking his….
    ewwwwww

  11. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Hot Extra Entoruage Movie
    Sidney
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    Thats a whole lotta legs, for so little a butt.

  12. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
    malaka
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    i knew those 3D printers would be too dangerous if they fell into the wrong hands.

  13. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    She’s 16 years younger than Christie Brinkley.

    that is one used up 46 year old. Satanists never age well.

  14. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Hot Extra Entoruage Movie
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    i can’t figure out if her legs are the hottest thing i’ve seen or the most disgusting. it’s a razor thin line…

  15. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
    joe
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    Damned shame about that face.

  16. Scott Wolf Water Bottle Good Morning America
    malaka
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    just tap me on the head when you’re about to finish.

  17. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    malaka
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    the world said never again.
    but we still allow this to happen.

  18. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    celebrity golf classic?

    PS: you’re nothing without Adobe.

  19. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
    malaka
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    so then i was like, emillio!!

  20. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Because my balls weren’t dirty enough from the sand trap.

  21. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    Inner Retard
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    Let me show you how to sink a 6 footer. *cue porn music*

  22. Scott Wolf Water Bottle Good Morning America
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    “Did they just call me Michael J Fox?”

  23. Lauren Silverman Shirtless Simon Cowell Holding Son Up To Hairy Manboob
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    “this kid just won’t nurse like you do….”

  24. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    they should be able to release it in time for 2015 Academy consideration.

  25. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    Future Me
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    Now there’s 19 ho’s on the golf course.

  26. Ian Ziering Holding Giant Chainsaw Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
    malaka
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    if we don’t learn from sharknado, sharknado is bound to repeat itself.

  27. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    I’m betting you can’t find any cats in their neighborhood.

  28. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    really, really played out now.

  29. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I thought we agreed no f̶a̶c̶e̶ front side at all.

  30. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    malaka
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    i don’t really think this sort of thing can be played out.

  31. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    when going on a trip, don’t forget to pack the bags under your eyes.

  32. Tara Reid Haggard Looking Face Sharknado 2 The Second One Set
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    She actually looks pretty goddamn good. HILARY 2016!

  33. Ben Kingley Huge Vein In Head Marvel One Shot All Hail The King Fan Event And Screening
    Vah-J
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    “Now I will take questions regarding my excellent, break out role, in ‘Blood Rain’”

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Tight Jeans
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    $14.99 for lousy tank top? What do they think I am, made of money?

  35. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Nice golf shoes Aubrey!!.

  36. Ben Kingley Huge Vein In Head Marvel One Shot All Hail The King Fan Event And Screening
    Inner Retard
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    The man is a pro. That was the 18th question in a row about the Mandarin plot twist and not a twitch.

  37. Jerry Ferrara Kevin Dillon Hot Extra Entoruage Movie
    anonymous
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    LOL @Nike and their hidden high-heeled sneakers.

  38. Claudia Romani Butt Bodysuit Soccer Ball
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    after kicking the ball she could be heard yelling “Touchdown!”

  39. Rumer Willis Midriff Crop Top Tight Jeans
    malaka
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    at least she’s starting to figure out the right formula.
    more skin, less chin.

  40. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
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    it’s nice that they can share their tender private moments, staged and converted to black and white for artistic value.

    Social networking has increased public narcissism by several orders of magnitude.

    • I find it simultaneously hilarious and depressing as fuck how so many people think other people give a shit about what they’re doing.

  41. Rito Ora Cleavage Bra Philipp Plein Show After Party Milan Fashion Week
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    Who the hell is she???.

  42. Draya Michele Huge Ass Spandex Dress Non Stop Premiere
    malaka
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    rump

  43. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
    anonymous
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    Okay forget about me laughing at Nike’s high-heeled sneakers. This chick needs proper high-heeled golf shoes.

  44. Lisa Bonet Hugged By Jason Momoa In Front Of Portal To Hell The Red Road Screening
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    Did they weave his beard into her hair?

  45. Aubrey ODay Nipples Legs Miniskirt Humping Golf Instructor Jason Taylor Foundation Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Are Lucite stilettos LPGA approved? I know they’re okay with the Free Speech Coalition, but they’ve got to be murder on the greens.

  46. Nina Agdal Nipples See Through Wet Shirt Carls Jr Commercial Screencaps
    malaka
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    carl’s jr.
    fuck you! i’m eating.

  47. Jessica Simpson Kissing Eric Johnson In Bed Instagram
    MarketingMike
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    What a pretty picture. Who took it, Dad?
    Ewwwww………..

  48. Richard Grieco Blue Sunglasses 50th Cinema Audio Society Awards
    Inner Retard
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    He never stops looking surprised that he keeps getting invited to events.

  49. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
    Sally Struthers
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    For the price of a cup of coffee, you can help a poor and starving child. Won’t you please help, today?

  50. Nicole Richie Anorexic Skinny Legs Daisy Dukes Bony Chest Nutritional Clinic
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    Is methadone considered a nutrient?

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