The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.24.15

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you’re getting everything I saved from the weekend that got buried under an avalanche of Oscars shit. I feel like a St. Bernard and the barrel under my neck is stuffed with Guy Fieri cooking in a trash can, Ellen Page about to get crying-gamed at Carnival, and Prince Phillip who clearly ate all the brownies Charles baked for mummy. *sits, rolls over, glances in terror at peanut butter jar on Fish’s desk*

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