The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.21.12

February 21st, 2012 // 867 Comments

Welcome to a special double-wide edition of The Crap We Missed so right off the bat you know it involve’s Kim Kardashian‘s ass and also us bailing early yesterday for a Skarsgard movie marathon in our PJ’s to observe Presidents’ Day. Anyway, today we’ve got David Copperfield demonstrating his mystical rape-punch that sends beautiful, unsuspecting women flying into his secret island lair, Joe Jonas and Russell Brand revealing they shop for white capris together and Sharon Stone discovering that Carnival is no fun when incontinence strikes.

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  1. Christina Ricci Tight Dress
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    five head at the fivehead red carpet fivehead world premiere of FiveHead!! staring five head
    rated R for ridiculously big fivehead!
    bitch has got a big ass fivehead people!!!!

  2. Zac Efron Crazy Hair The Lorax
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    ACK! Flock of Seagulls!

  3. Zac Efron Crazy Hair The Lorax
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    He’d make a beautiful woman.

  4. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Sunglasses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The male burka needs to become more popular.

  5. Sharon Stone
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    “No, no, no… hear me out Sharon. It called Basic Instinct 4. David Lynch has commited to direct and Mickey Rouke and Crispin Glover are already attached….”

  6. Sharon Stone
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    I bet Meryl Streep doesn’t tie clothes together out of rags.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Meryl Streep has actually received a paycheck in the past 5 years. The Basic Instinct 2 residuals, OTOH,…

  7. Zac Efron Crazy Hair The Lorax
    PAF!
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    2 hours in the bathroom showering, buffing, moisturizing, plucking, self-tanning, trimming, ‘man-scaping’, exfoliating, mani-pedi-curing, etc.
    The final touch?
    That hair ‘product’ that makes it look like you just rolled out of bed.

    Gayer than a tree full of parrots.

  8. Joe Jonas White Capri Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The black guy is saying. “Your turn to get the gerbil.”

    The response is obvious.

  9. Kate Moss Crossed Eyes
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    “Psst, Hey! Don’t go in there. Instead investigate this trail of coke that leads to my crotch”

  10. Gary Busey Steffanie Sampson Son Luke
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    Awesome! He won a blue ribbon at the Westminster Crazy Dad show.

  11. Sharon Stone
    Hopalong
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    Is it me or are her eyes an optical illusion? You can practically see them rolling.

  12. Commented on this photo:

    I see Sean Young and Tiffany Towers, not the hot chick from Desperado.

  13. Tom Jones
    Hopalong
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    Not only Morgan Freeman but the old guy from the movie “Up”.

  14. Ricky Martin Peace Sign Messed Up Hair
    PAF!
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    “La Vida Loca”. 1999.
    Many years later, he ‘came out’ (shock. horror. surprise.)
    Why is he still relevant in any way?

  15. Russell Brand
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    Russells seems to have settled in nicely with his new gig as the head checker at Sprouts.

  16. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    You know what would look good on her? A couple of Doberman Pinschers.

  17. Russell Brand
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Katy Perry’s hotness just went down 75% based on the transitive property of what the fuck…

  18. Michael

    Christina’s got da @$$!

    • Condaliza

      I’d pay real American dollars to see what this young girls ass looks like. And yes I do mean the stink.

  19. dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s happy because Antonio Banderas couldn’t get past security.

  20. Rihanna Tights Short Shorts
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    She should give some of her excess knee fat to Alessandra Ambrosio.

  21. Katherine Heigl
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There’s not a lot of water but in Los Feliz we have this thing we call ‘fishing for lunatics’

  22. Christina Ricci Tight Dress
    Randall
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    I would.

  23. Al Pacino Lucila Sola Wilde Salome Premiere
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    Something tells me the scent of a woman is all over his middle finger.

  24. Viola Davis Cleavage
    Wink
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    Viola’s got some big ol’ tittays!

  25. Shaquille O'Neal Jackson Rogow Ale Sepasyar
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    Carrot Top, Pee Wee Herman and some giant retarded black guy go walking into this bar together…

  26. Sharon Stone
    Cock Dr
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    Carnival must be utterly exhausting for the older folks.

  27. Viola Davis Cleavage
    dooood
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate boooobies

  28. Nicole Kidman
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Botox ain’t all bad.

  29. Jonah Hill Swimming With Shirt On
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait… Gary Busey AND Jonah Hill are having sex? With women?

    There’s no excuse for the rest of us.

  30. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
    Wink
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    I think her rebounding with this doofus just ruined Clooney’s Oscar chances.

  31. Katherine Heigl
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    Beauty and the Beast?
    Nah, that dog is only average.

  32. Kelly Ripa Butt Bikini Beach Cover
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She’s like a pretty leaf that floated down and landed on a pile of fat

  33. Cameron

    Master of hiding the fivehead

  34. Katherine Heigl
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, but when Mike Vick does that it’s a big fucking deal.

  35. Al Pacino Lucila Sola Wilde Salome Premiere
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    HOO-HAAAA!!!!!!
    chicks dig the headband baby.

  36. Russell Brand
    PAF!
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    He was funny.
    He was a drug addict, but now he does yoga.
    He married a chick with awesome boobs who’s not a very good singer but can lip-synch really well in ‘Live” shows to her studio enhanced vocals, and dyes who her hair ‘crazy colors’.
    Then he split with her (did I mention she has awesome boobs?)
    He starred in ‘Get Him To The Greek” and a horrible re-make of ‘Arthur’.
    Odds of him being relevant at all in 10 years?

  37. Will Ferrell King Of The Bacchus Mardi Gras
    Cock Dr
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    At least his pants are on.

  38. Kyle Richards Middle Finger
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is pulled so tight, there’s not enough skin for her to fully extend that middle finger.

  39. Nicole Kidman
    PAF!
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful. Talented.
    Let’s forgive her the whole Tom Cruise thing (he’s got a half-assed
    actress to fill that void now), and hope she does some great film work again soon.

  40. Russell Brand
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    Looks like the guru of all of the world’s douchebags and skidmarks.

  41. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF?!?!?!? I’m sure the MLS has health benefits… get that shit checked out already.

  42. William Shatner Red Face GMA
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Stand back….it’s going to blow!

  43. Kanye West Gold Chains Jean Jacket
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    You can tie that shirt around your waist, but with that lime green sweater, and that prissy walk, all the gays are still gonna be staring at your ass.

  44. Gary Busey Steffanie Sampson Son Luke
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    so i says to him, fuck you winston churchill! i bet i can do FOUR kilos all by myself!!!

  45. William Shatner Red Face GMA
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    I wish God would come on and beam him up.

  46. Mel B Butt Tight Pants
    Gutttboy
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanna put my D in Mel B’s V…..wait?!/

  47. Michael Patrick King Kat Dennings Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Her nude photos are classics.

  48. Rihanna Tights Short Shorts
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    This is why you can’t let some kids and idiots play with magic markers.

  49. Sharon Stone
    Gutttboy
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    I think they should breed her with Gary Busey to start a whole new species of crazy.

  50. Michael Patrick King Kat Dennings Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, that dress does not deserve to be fucking with those mammaries.

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