Welcome to a special double-wide edition of The Crap We Missed so right off the bat you know it involve’s Kim Kardashian‘s ass and also us bailing early yesterday for a Skarsgard movie marathon in our PJ’s to observe Presidents’ Day. Anyway, today we’ve got David Copperfield demonstrating his mystical rape-punch that sends beautiful, unsuspecting women flying into his secret island lair, Joe Jonas and Russell Brand revealing they shop for white capris together and Sharon Stone discovering that Carnival is no fun when incontinence strikes.
Did you know Orangina is the preferred drink of pedophiles? Richard Gere does now,
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five head at the fivehead red carpet fivehead world premiere of FiveHead!! staring five head
rated R for ridiculously big fivehead!
bitch has got a big ass fivehead people!!!!
ACK! Flock of Seagulls!
“don’t cum in my hair. Oh look what you did. Okay, you know what? I’m going out like this”
He’d make a beautiful woman.
The male burka needs to become more popular.
“No, no, no… hear me out Sharon. It called Basic Instinct 4. David Lynch has commited to direct and Mickey Rouke and Crispin Glover are already attached….”
What happened to #3?
I bet Meryl Streep doesn’t tie clothes together out of rags.
Meryl Streep has actually received a paycheck in the past 5 years. The Basic Instinct 2 residuals, OTOH,…
2 hours in the bathroom showering, buffing, moisturizing, plucking, self-tanning, trimming, ‘man-scaping’, exfoliating, mani-pedi-curing, etc.
The final touch?
That hair ‘product’ that makes it look like you just rolled out of bed.
Gayer than a tree full of parrots.
The black guy is saying. “Your turn to get the gerbil.”
The response is obvious.
“Psst, Hey! Don’t go in there. Instead investigate this trail of coke that leads to my crotch”
Awesome! He won a blue ribbon at the Westminster Crazy Dad show.
Is it me or are her eyes an optical illusion? You can practically see them rolling.
I see Sean Young and Tiffany Towers, not the hot chick from Desperado.
Not only Morgan Freeman but the old guy from the movie “Up”.
Mr. Fredricksen’s really rocking that pinstripe suit and turtleneck.
“La Vida Loca”. 1999.
Many years later, he ‘came out’ (shock. horror. surprise.)
Why is he still relevant in any way?
He’s starring in Evita on bway
he was in menudo
Russells seems to have settled in nicely with his new gig as the head checker at Sprouts.
You know what would look good on her? A couple of Doberman Pinschers.
LOLOL
Katy Perry’s hotness just went down 75% based on the transitive property of what the fuck…
Christina’s got da @$$!
I’d pay real American dollars to see what this young girls ass looks like. And yes I do mean the stink.
She’s happy because Antonio Banderas couldn’t get past security.
She should give some of her excess knee fat to Alessandra Ambrosio.
There’s not a lot of water but in Los Feliz we have this thing we call ‘fishing for lunatics’
I would.
Something tells me the scent of a woman is all over his middle finger.
I wish you’d told me before I sniffed his penis.
Viola’s got some big ol’ tittays!
Carrot Top, Pee Wee Herman and some giant retarded black guy go walking into this bar together…
Carnival must be utterly exhausting for the older folks.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate boooobies
Botox ain’t all bad.
Wait… Gary Busey AND Jonah Hill are having sex? With women?
There’s no excuse for the rest of us.
I think her rebounding with this doofus just ruined Clooney’s Oscar chances.
Beauty and the Beast?
Nah, that dog is only average.
She’s like a pretty leaf that floated down and landed on a pile of fat
Master of hiding the fivehead
Oh, but when Mike Vick does that it’s a big fucking deal.
What if Michael Vick was white, blonde, and kind of a cunt?
HOO-HAAAA!!!!!!
chicks dig the headband baby.
He was funny.
He was a drug addict, but now he does yoga.
He married a chick with awesome boobs who’s not a very good singer but can lip-synch really well in ‘Live” shows to her studio enhanced vocals, and dyes who her hair ‘crazy colors’.
Then he split with her (did I mention she has awesome boobs?)
He starred in ‘Get Him To The Greek” and a horrible re-make of ‘Arthur’.
Odds of him being relevant at all in 10 years?
Is it odd that the more genuine his craziness seems, the more I like him?
At least his pants are on.
Her face is pulled so tight, there’s not enough skin for her to fully extend that middle finger.
Beautiful. Talented.
Let’s forgive her the whole Tom Cruise thing (he’s got a half-assed
actress to fill that void now), and hope she does some great film work again soon.
Looks like the guru of all of the world’s douchebags and skidmarks.
WTF?!?!?!? I’m sure the MLS has health benefits… get that shit checked out already.
Stand back….it’s going to blow!
You can tie that shirt around your waist, but with that lime green sweater, and that prissy walk, all the gays are still gonna be staring at your ass.
so i says to him, fuck you winston churchill! i bet i can do FOUR kilos all by myself!!!
I wish God would come on and beam him up.
I wanna put my D in Mel B’s V…..wait?!/
Her nude photos are classics.
This is why you can’t let some kids and idiots play with magic markers.
I think they should breed her with Gary Busey to start a whole new species of crazy.
Honey, that dress does not deserve to be fucking with those mammaries.
There are 8 boobs there. And it’s freaking out the guy next to her.