Welcome to a special double-wide edition of The Crap We Missed so right off the bat you know it involve’s Kim Kardashian‘s ass and also us bailing early yesterday for a Skarsgard movie marathon in our PJ’s to observe Presidents’ Day. Anyway, today we’ve got David Copperfield demonstrating his mystical rape-punch that sends beautiful, unsuspecting women flying into his secret island lair, Joe Jonas and Russell Brand revealing they shop for white capris together and Sharon Stone discovering that Carnival is no fun when incontinence strikes.
Did you know Orangina is the preferred drink of pedophiles? Richard Gere does now,
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Who?!?
Said it before and I’ll say it again – Madonna #2
those Brazilians sure to love their Trannies.
*DO love…
Hyah! Hyah! Off with you, photographer!
I guess I’ll never understand gay porn.
Some women just have the “nursing instinct” in them.
Nursing a sucker for all his money? Yes, yes she does. He’s got a fat wallet to suckle from.
IN HONOR OF MY MOMS I’M WEARING HER CLOTHES AND HER CHAINS!!! F@&K ALL U HATERS!!! I WILL RISE LIKE JEZUS AND SHE WILL BE MY VIRGIN MARY!!!!!!!!
His plastic surgery is starting to melt, all that work he had done still has an enormous nose.
And his mouth still always hangs open.
“I find the existential nature of my work to be soothing on both a personal as well as professional level. Much like the..”
blah blah blah fucker
Her lip is still rolling above her teeth like a shrivelled head. Gross.
Yeah, she really fucked up her lips. Too bad. She used to be an absolute doll.
So…what? We’re all just gonna pretend we don’t see a big fat “please help me” look on her face?
Global warming.
Fuck, Wales is the new Ecuador!
more like “My Own Private Douchebag”…which if you think about it, should really go without saying.
I used to think all Becks did was grab his crotch… I never considered the possibility that the only photos fish buys is of him grabbing his junk,….
maybe he has a Spice allergy.
it’s a (long)running joke on this site. Plus he is adjusting his cock a lot.
“Show me your taint and I’ll give you real jewels! It’s good to be the King.”
She looks so much better with that awning.
I’ve called people “peckerhead” before, but never meant it literally.
Though I do find him funny (in non-American shows), his attempts at wacky fashion often fall closer to escaped psych ward transexual homeless Jesus.
I heard Brand on a BBC interview once, while poking fun at himself about his clothes, describe his style as “S&M Willie Wonka.” I think that fits.
Remember…Never use hair jell thats hanging from a dudes earlobe!
Imagine what he smells like…..ewwwww!
That was not applied by himself nor was it hanging from the other guy’s earlobe.
Nice There’s Something about A-Rod reference.
That’s the look of a man who just realized a big girl gave him an underwater BJ…
Master illusionist David Copperfield couldn’t get a better hairpiece?
Did she start surgerying her face too? She looks bizarre here.
Nobody is looking at anything except her chest.
When a simple smile and handshake of gratitude for anyone in the world even knowing who the fuck you are won’t do.
That black guy is really pale.
you’ll be seeing her wear sunglasses a lot in the coming months.
+1.
Dammit.
i thought money and fame landed you quality pussy?
Kirk needs to increase his blood pressure meds… dude’s going to pop!
This is so fucking unbelievable. She’s gorgeous. The downgrade of the century, still.
The physical manifestation of pretentiousness.
Agreed, note the pre distressed boots…..nuff said.
“David! David! Show us your give me a BJ or else pose”
Dog-napping for publicity again…
That kid’s set up nicely.
Gonna inherit a pile of VHS tapes and some dreamcatchers.
… but sadly no hair product or personal grooming aids.
Pretty much my reaction to Indian food as well, Russell.
He’s kind of prancing in this pic, non?
I was thinking “twinkle toes.”
He sells underwear, right???
(oh, and he kicks a ball around and his wife was the non-singer in a Brit pop band, and she’s really skinny and has fake rocket-nose-cone tits, and…)
Holding the coke balloon tight inside.
Must be some kind of magic Coke with miraculous preservative powers. She’s aging remarkably well for a party gal I mean, she only looks about half as old as Lindsay.
yet another unflattering bikini!!!
Titties!
That is all.
The guy in front is under the impression that Shaq’s dick is on his knee.
The guy in the back is under the impression Shaq’s dick is dragging on the ground.
I can only assume Orangina is a beverage made with the refreshing flavor of Orangutan vagina.
I was going to assume it had something to do with the Jersey Shore.
Isn’t that what I said?
Ook
Any guesses on what his moustache smells like?
Never thought I’d see Stripe in pantyhose.
she looks like Michael Jackson..
Haha Stripe.
The only rational explanation is that they’re filming “Trading Places 2″.
Kirk, his arteries clogged.
I was going to make a crack about Gere writing BonBons on the box because the little prince didn’t like his drawings of them.
But then I realized you illiterate cretins would never get the joke.
That’s only kinda true. I mean, come on, I’ve seen the cover of that book you’re talking about. Still waiting for the movie to come out.
Simple test: You know your ass is sagging when you can place a single leaf of paper under your ‘cheek’ and it stays there.
Looks like Kelly has graduated to Macbook AIRs.
This joke has been done before, but…
Popcorn shrimp…barbecued shrimp, fried shrimp
omg that jaw! you’re so right….
Invasion of the doggysnatchers.
“Chiefin’ while ppl spend hrs on letters
Who Jah bless I say NO MAN CURSE!”
Ok, it’s still not Shakespeare but you have to admit they’re getting there
I see what you did there…
Alexander Skarsgard pulled out of the commercial at the last minute.
Proof that Kim Kardashian’s ass has it’s own gravity. Don’t look directly into it!!!
Wish I saw this before i posted… Nicely played.