The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.21.12

February 21st, 2012 // 867 Comments

Welcome to a special double-wide edition of The Crap We Missed so right off the bat you know it involve’s Kim Kardashian‘s ass and also us bailing early yesterday for a Skarsgard movie marathon in our PJ’s to observe Presidents’ Day. Anyway, today we’ve got David Copperfield demonstrating his mystical rape-punch that sends beautiful, unsuspecting women flying into his secret island lair, Joe Jonas and Russell Brand revealing they shop for white capris together and Sharon Stone discovering that Carnival is no fun when incontinence strikes.

Did you know Orangina is the preferred drink of pedophiles? Richard Gere does now,

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  1. Michael Patrick King Kat Dennings Cleavage
    PAF!
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    Who?!?

  2. Sharon Stone
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    Said it before and I’ll say it again – Madonna #2

  3. Sharon Stone
    Any Guy
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    those Brazilians sure to love their Trannies.

  4. Gary Busey Steffanie Sampson Son Luke
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    Hyah! Hyah! Off with you, photographer!

  5. Shaquille O'Neal Jackson Rogow Ale Sepasyar
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    I guess I’ll never understand gay porn.

  6. Al Pacino Lucila Sola Wilde Salome Premiere
    PAF!
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    Some women just have the “nursing instinct” in them.

    • Live With Kelly!

      Nursing a sucker for all his money? Yes, yes she does. He’s got a fat wallet to suckle from.

  7. Kanye West Gold Chains Jean Jacket
    Doctor Joystick
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    IN HONOR OF MY MOMS I’M WEARING HER CLOTHES AND HER CHAINS!!! F@&K ALL U HATERS!!! I WILL RISE LIKE JEZUS AND SHE WILL BE MY VIRGIN MARY!!!!!!!!

  8. James Franco
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    “I find the existential nature of my work to be soothing on both a personal as well as professional level. Much like the..”

    blah blah blah fucker

  9. Nicole Kidman
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    Her lip is still rolling above her teeth like a shrivelled head. Gross.

  10. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
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    So…what? We’re all just gonna pretend we don’t see a big fat “please help me” look on her face?

  11. Tom Jones
    PAF!
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    Global warming.
    Fuck, Wales is the new Ecuador!

  12. James Franco
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    more like “My Own Private Douchebag”…which if you think about it, should really go without saying.

  13. David Beckham Crotch Grab
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    I used to think all Becks did was grab his crotch… I never considered the possibility that the only photos fish buys is of him grabbing his junk,….

  14. Will Ferrell King Of The Bacchus Mardi Gras
    ChickenHawk
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    “Show me your taint and I’ll give you real jewels! It’s good to be the King.”

  15. Christina Ricci Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She looks so much better with that awning.

  16. Russell Simmons Beach Yoga
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    I’ve called people “peckerhead” before, but never meant it literally.

  17. Russell Brand
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    Though I do find him funny (in non-American shows), his attempts at wacky fashion often fall closer to escaped psych ward transexual homeless Jesus.

    • YagiSka

      I heard Brand on a BBC interview once, while poking fun at himself about his clothes, describe his style as “S&M Willie Wonka.” I think that fits.

  18. Zac Efron Crazy Hair The Lorax
    sheldon
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    Remember…Never use hair jell thats hanging from a dudes earlobe!

  19. Derek Hough
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    That’s the look of a man who just realized a big girl gave him an underwater BJ…

  20. David Copperfield
    Rico Jones
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    Master illusionist David Copperfield couldn’t get a better hairpiece?

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    Did she start surgerying her face too? She looks bizarre here.

  22. Kyle Richards Middle Finger
    PAF!
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    When a simple smile and handshake of gratitude for anyone in the world even knowing who the fuck you are won’t do.

  23. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That black guy is really pale.

  24. Rihanna Tights Short Shorts
    Any Guy
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    you’ll be seeing her wear sunglasses a lot in the coming months.

  25. Jonah Hill Swimming With Shirt On
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    i thought money and fame landed you quality pussy?

  26. William Shatner Red Face GMA
    ChickenHawk
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    Kirk needs to increase his blood pressure meds… dude’s going to pop!

  27. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
    Jam
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    This is so fucking unbelievable. She’s gorgeous. The downgrade of the century, still.

  28. James Franco
    Cock Dr
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    The physical manifestation of pretentiousness.

  29. David Copperfield
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    “David! David! Show us your give me a BJ or else pose”

  30. Katherine Heigl
    ChickenHawk
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    Dog-napping for publicity again…

  31. Gary Busey Steffanie Sampson Son Luke
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    That kid’s set up nicely.

    Gonna inherit a pile of VHS tapes and some dreamcatchers.

  32. Russell Simmons Beach Yoga
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    Pretty much my reaction to Indian food as well, Russell.

  33. Russell Brand
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    He’s kind of prancing in this pic, non?

  34. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    PAF!
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    He sells underwear, right???
    (oh, and he kicks a ball around and his wife was the non-singer in a Brit pop band, and she’s really skinny and has fake rocket-nose-cone tits, and…)

  35. Kate Moss Crossed Eyes
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    Holding the coke balloon tight inside.

    • Ganja Din

      Must be some kind of magic Coke with miraculous preservative powers. She’s aging remarkably well for a party gal I mean, she only looks about half as old as Lindsay.

  36. Julia Pereira Bikini Brazilian Model
    Kitty
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    yet another unflattering bikini!!!

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    Titties!

    That is all.

  38. Shaquille O'Neal Jackson Rogow Ale Sepasyar
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The guy in front is under the impression that Shaq’s dick is on his knee.

    The guy in the back is under the impression Shaq’s dick is dragging on the ground.

  39. Richard Gere Trenchcoat Hat Orangina Japan Commercial
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    I can only assume Orangina is a beverage made with the refreshing flavor of Orangutan vagina.

  40. Ricky Martin Peace Sign Messed Up Hair
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    Any guesses on what his moustache smells like?

  41. Rihanna Tights Short Shorts
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    Never thought I’d see Stripe in pantyhose.

  42. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The only rational explanation is that they’re filming “Trading Places 2″.

  43. William Shatner Red Face GMA
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Kirk, his arteries clogged.

  44. Richard Gere Trenchcoat Hat Orangina Japan Commercial
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    I was going to make a crack about Gere writing BonBons on the box because the little prince didn’t like his drawings of them.

    But then I realized you illiterate cretins would never get the joke.

    • DeucePickle

      That’s only kinda true. I mean, come on, I’ve seen the cover of that book you’re talking about. Still waiting for the movie to come out.

  45. Kelly Ripa Butt Bikini Beach Cover
    PAF!
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    Simple test: You know your ass is sagging when you can place a single leaf of paper under your ‘cheek’ and it stays there.
    Looks like Kelly has graduated to Macbook AIRs.

  46. Kanye West Gold Chains Jean Jacket
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    This joke has been done before, but…

    Popcorn shrimp…barbecued shrimp, fried shrimp

  47. Katherine Heigl
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    Invasion of the doggysnatchers.

  48. Rihanna Tights Short Shorts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Chiefin’ while ppl spend hrs on letters
    Who Jah bless I say NO MAN CURSE!”

    Ok, it’s still not Shakespeare but you have to admit they’re getting there

  49. Richard Gere Trenchcoat Hat Orangina Japan Commercial
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Alexander Skarsgard pulled out of the commercial at the last minute.

  50. Russell Simmons Beach Yoga
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    Proof that Kim Kardashian’s ass has it’s own gravity. Don’t look directly into it!!!

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