The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    Fishballs
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    “Hey Kids! It’s time for The Lesbian Muppet Show!”

  2. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Pants Burberry Prorsum Fashion Week
    Fishballs
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    Not pictured: A shirtless Jason Statham mid-flying side kick mere inches from the photographer’s head.

  3. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
    Fishballs
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    “Where you been, Julie Brown?”
    *puffs on crack pipe*
    “Well, Downtown, of course.”

  4. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
    Beer Baron
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    Glad to see Kim Jong Un has courtside seats as well.

  5. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    Beer Baron
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    BEYONCE. I AM YONCE.

  6. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Pants Burberry Prorsum Fashion Week
    AC
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    If this is alternate universe Hilary Clinton, did alternative universe Bill Clinton still mouth bang alternate universe Monica Lewinsky (who I’m assuming looked like Roseanne Barr)? These are the kinds of things Schrodinger would’ve speculated about if he’d been alive in the 1990s. Also, I’m pretty sure the laws of quantum physics would thus mean alternative universe Schrodinger is Screech Powers.

  7. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    What the FUCK is this chick thinking?

  8. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Pale yellow dress and bright blue stripper heels. Wow.

  9. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
    Skip Ridiculous
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    Pitbull my friend…if you would only feed your butt, it would not eat your pants,no?

  10. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
    journalschism
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    “You fuck my ex? You fuck my ex? You fuck my ex?”

  11. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
    John
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    If you hear her speak, her looks are the best thing about her.

  12. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Posh looks like one of Finn’s chicks from “Adventure Time.”

  13. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
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    When did Whoopi morph into this Groucho Marx/Yoda persona?

  14. Cameron Diaz
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    Somebody go crazy with Photo Booth? Either that, or Julie missed a stoplight on her way downtown.

  15. Olivia Munn Cleavage Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration Of The 2013 Vanities Calendar
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    She looks like a woman who knows her way around a penis. And an ice pick.

  16. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Finally! The JWoww I’ve always wanted to fuck!

  17. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
    PtC
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    He just saw the previous Nicole Eggert photo

  18. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
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    her photo ad for a new, or additional, fat, ugly rich man to whore for.

  19. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    there’s your motivation to put down the cigarettes. JAYSUS!

  20. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Ah Shamu; you never cease to entertain!

  21. Ramona Rizzo Nipples See Through Dress Ice T Birthday Party
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    bet she really classed up the joint…..

  22. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    chicka
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    she never smiles because of her piggy little face… which is why she never eats! oink!

  23. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    nasty.

  24. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Listen, I just want to thank you for donating your time and money Will.I.Am.

  25. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    On his way to the airport for a guest role on Eastenders.

  26. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Larry is finally getting some.

  27. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    “I think Sam’s looking at the map now. Hey, Ronson, what do your elven eyes see?”

  28. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Lou Braccant
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    DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!

  29. Julie Brown Cleavage Vest
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    I’m suddenly wondering if my old copy of Kai’s Photo Goo will still work.

  30. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Please don’t let his penis fall out. Please don’t let his penis fall out…

  31. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Tight Dress Stoker Premiere
    Juan Diablo
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    She looks upset… or maybe happy. it’s all the same.

  32. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
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    I just love her.

  33. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
    icu
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    She started going back to church again because she heard Jesus was hung like that!

  34. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    GROSS

  35. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Glad the ol’ queen is still alive. Just don’t get caught in men’s rooms in parks !

  36. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    Worst Real Doll ever.

  37. Jeremy London Fat Face 21st Annual Movie Guide Awards
    Phoenix
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    If Brendan Fraser mated with Jon Lovitz.

  38. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    I thought he was gone and there was nothing anybody could do about it?

  39. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
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    Prettier than Lena Dunham.

  40. Chris Noth Whoopi Goldberg Rainforest Action Network Benefit
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    Listen I’m in a rush. It’s a black Benz. Get a move-on.

  41. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
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    Every time she gets naked on that show my penis tries to throw itself out a window.

  42. Tracy DiMarco Cleavaget Ice T Birthday Pary
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    Travolta fucking NAILED it this time.

  43. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    Grafikman
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    …Stolen from Heath Ledger’s coffin.

  44. Angelyne Posing On Car Hood
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The ghost of Courtney Stodden’s future is in town. Armageddon is arguably near.

  45. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Is she seriously doing the dougie in the middle of Donatella’s rendition of “Ave Maria”?!

  46. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
    Grafikman
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    Morgellon’s Disease attacks Dunham’s shoulder.

  47. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Grafikman
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    “Aallmost therrre…..got his wallet!”

  48. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    But she looks sooo much better than…uhhhh….mmmm…wait…I know! She looks so much better than she did in last week’s picture.

  49. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
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    With the Rio de Janeiro Olympic Games coming in 2016, celebs everywhere are practicing imitations of the “Christ the Redeemer” statue, just in case there is a film version.

  50. Jon Voight Holding Camera Annual ACE Eddie Awards
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    I used to really like Jon Voight, and it dawns on me as I type this comment that I don’t like him anymore ‘cuz he looks too much like Donald Trump.

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